Ah, another fortysomething connoisseur enjoying the finer side of life.

You are no longer young, You are no longer invincible. You haven’t taken the world by storm. You have no exceptional talents. You no longer have a rod of steel in your pants. You are no millionaire rockstar.  You haven’t got a pornstar girlfriend. Your work the same shitty jobs since you left school. You have passed your prime and wait for death …

… but finally you are shameless and indecent enough to blow your hard earned cash on all the shit you always wanted to do as a teenager or twentysomething.