What do these three items have in common?

They talk!

Sunbeds, that cell phone and new cars all have voices that explain stuff to you. And usually in a adorable and caring female voice. It’s like mother explaining you a technical gimmick and you get a boner while listening.

I find this very irritating. A machine goddess talking to me, with no way of proper interaction nor dialogue. It’s all so empty and often beside the point.