
Hot summer nights on xmas eve, hanging out with sharks and kangaroos on the beach, even more exotic animals in the outback, no snow and no freezing your ass off, a new socialist government … some people have all the luck!
Damn you Australia!

Hot summer nights on xmas eve, hanging out with sharks and kangaroos on the beach, even more exotic animals in the outback, no snow and no freezing your ass off, a new socialist government … some people have all the luck!
Damn you Australia!
Yeah, I could do with a pristine strip of beach in Kwa-Zulu Natal Dolpin Coast, South Africa right now. SO cold and it’s not even officially winter yet. What will become of us?
@aperfectstranger: Don’t tease me with warm beaches … drives me insane! One more tease and you get sentenced to 10 years living in Antarctica …
Yeah, the weather’s pretty good here at Christmas but not if your part-time job is playing Santa Claus; it’s a great way to lose weight believe me!! You dont see many kangaroos on beaches [there's not much for them to eat there!!] And our government now leans left a bit but we wouldn’t call it socialist [McCarthyism still lives on here too!]
No fakes and no insults please. Thanks!