Yes, this is not going to John McCains VP, but your next president.

Since America is so much in love with old white males ruling the country - Muslim change from Kenia has to wait.

Mr McCain might be a tough guy, but he is 72 years old the job of being president will kill him sooner or later.

So my dear Americans your country will be run by a superbreeder and Über-mother that has even less experience than Obama.

But don’t despair: she is a fine Christian and Creationist.

Isn’t that what your country is looking for in a good President?