Congratulations China - you did it!

The Olympic Games of 2008 were perfect, smooth and deliciously boring. Your sponsors are happy, because you locked away all protestors and avoided ugly scenes that could spoil all the marketing campaigns of giant global corporations.

And congratulations to your fake artist, real artists, pumped up athletes and your hard-working ones. So many medals and such a fine show.

Nevermind that we found out that that so much was faked and distored. Hey, it’s just a big show. Just like your regime.

A big show to demonstrate your power …