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Damn you Guy Ritchie for ruining Sherlock Holmes for the next Generation

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Sherlock Holmes is one of my personal heroes: he uses his brain to beat the villains. He has always been the archetype of the smart, civilized and nevertheless determined hero.

Guy Ritchie is addicted to violence in his movies – everything needs to have a "bang" to make any sense … for him. And of course he has to turn this old fashioned Gentlemen into a boxing and shooting womanizer …

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Jeremy Brett – a great and endearing actor!

Did he actually read ANY Sherlock Holmes novels? Did he never watch the great Granada TV series The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes with the great Jeremy Brett?

Too bad many young people will confuse the brawling Robert Downey version of Sherlock as a bit smarter than usual hero – instead of the real thing.

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Another great Sherlock: Basil Rathbone.

By the way: Mr Downey do you really need to play any idiotic hero role thrown your way?

Guy Ritchie I hereby sentence you to another marriage to Madonna!

PS: The currently best running adaptation of the character and attitude of Sherlock Holmes is done by Hugh Laurie as Dr. House – and his friend Dr. Wilson is obviously Dr. Watson.

orangeguru (12-29 16:42) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Thick of it

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The Thick of it is one of my favourite shows – it’s deeply cynical and a great satire about political dealings. It based on the British Labour Government under Tony Blair – but it could be any modern Government.

It’s all about spin doctors, power grabbing and back stabbing, while trying to score points with the public and being politically correct …

It follows the British tradition of such great shows like Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister and The New Statesman.

Season 3 just finished and I can’t wait for another one. There is also a movie called In the Loop featuring almost the same cast of actors albeit playing a bit different characters.

Highly recommended for people who love politics and satire.

orangeguru (12-29 13:49) | No Comments | Permalink
Crittercams can be used for serious science

Crittercams are not just for our pets, but can be used to serious science as well. I love this example – watch the video.

orangeguru (12-28 16:36) | No Comments | Permalink
The Noughties: The Decade of Blonde and total Celebrity Immersion

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Hardest working Media Slut of the Noughties: Katie Price.

The insight that “Sex sells” is hardly a new one – and blonde sluts selling particularly well is also not a new invention.

But Blonde was the ruling colour in Entertainment and our Celebrity obsessed culture.

And nobody personified this better than Paris Hilton. Already rich she simply hungered for fame and glory. In the case of Katie Price and many of her modified sisters I can understand the motivation: they wanted to make money with their blondness – but Paris already had all that already …

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But there was something new: Media Whoring developed into a new form – Web Sluttism (my other essay on the very same topic can be found here “Princess Salome and her modern Web 2.0 Sisters“).

The Celebrity Obsession found a much better soil to grow on and accelerate to new insane heights. “Leaked” sex tape and naughty photos on the net (read YouTube) allowed unknown starlets to become world wide brands within 24 hours.

Websites like TMZ and Bloggers like Perez Hilton became the new News Channels and pushed classical mainstream media aside. Media Whores like Paris or the Cutchers could also build their audiences via Twitter and Facebook.

Thanks to new technology we could track, watch and talk about (and with celebrities) 24/7. Their lives became our lives …

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Carrie gave Dumbness a bad name …

Suddenly we mere mortals could be “friends” with our Alpha-Males & Females. Social Porn (read also my essay “Why do we love to watch Social Porn on TV?“) became a much stronger and intimate part of our lives – we were “connected” with the stars and could “talk” with them …

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Death is just the beginning for some …

But nobody epitomized our Celebrity Obsession like the life and death of Michael Jackson. From his downfall, ruin and trial to his sudden death … the whole globe was watching and going mad with hysteria.

Jacko is now a modern God – his fans worship him like one and I wonder if this madness will increase the longer he is dead?!

Michael Jackson might well be our first Cradle-2-Grave-Celebrity – who’s first and last steps have been documented without mercy for the real person behind the surgery.

orangeguru (12-28 16:25) | No Comments | Permalink
The Noughties: The Decade of Islam and the Middle East

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While the West celebrated in the late 1990’s the End of History and all old evils like religion – the Middle East wasn’t there yet.

Compared to 1999 we know much more about Arabs and Islam … the West has spent almost a decade trying to understand and formulate an answer to bloody terrorism, the emergence of Islam and the growing influence of Arab countries …

Not only 9/11 and terrorism have changed the West’s view on Islam and the Middle East  -  Islam is simply the fastest growing religion world wide and Arab countries are demanding more power in the world as well.

Iran and Saudi Arabia are the winners of this decade in terms of political power and money. Both made huge sums of money from the explosion of oil prices. And both countries used the money to further their influences all over the world.

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Yeah, yeah we get it: Death to all! Bla bla bla …

Saudi Arabia was much quieter, but also funded dubious religious and political groups all over the world. Iran was hard to overlook – all the tantrums and threats were not always unjustified (look here and here). But overall Iran tries way to hard to flex it’s muscles and provoke a confrontation with almost anyone …

In Europe Islam and the so called clash of cultures is causing many problems: the Assassination of Theo van Gogh in 2004, home grown terrorists in Spain (Madrid in 2004) and Britain (London Bombings in 2005). Muslim extremism was not just limited to the Middle East. But there is also a backlash in Europe: the Mohammad Cartoons in Denmark (2005) and the most recent Minaret Ban in Switzerland (2009).

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Europe grants Freedom for Religions as well as Freedom from Religious Oppressions! Got it?

Europe still has a hard time to cope with madness of (any) religion – something it thought it had left behind in the last millennium …

  1. The Middle East is still backwards – but it needs to evolve fast. The detailed UN report about the region from 2002 still is valid and only little has changed: Governance is still bad – most countries are still ruled by tyrants and not popular vote (and even when they vote it’s a sham like in Iran or Afghanistan).
  2. No alternative to Oil: most Arab countries don’t have any serious industries or export articles apart from Oil (and sometimes tourism). Unemployment rates are astronomical and causes unrest in the overall very young population.
  3. Poverty and Inequality: Although the Middle East seems awash with money there is also still terrible poverty in the region. Minorities and women are still treated badly.

Let’s hope the Middle East will transform itself – and let’s also hope that Islam will have a “modern” reformation like Christianity or hopefully looses it’s bloody influence …

orangeguru (12-28 15:14) | No Comments | Permalink
Happy 30th Birthday Ariane!

On the 24th of December 1979 the first Ariane rocket took off from the French Guyane Space Centre.

It is one of the greatest space programs so far with a 190 successful launches and only 9 failures.

Yes, Europe can tackle big projects and be a top player in high tech.

Let’s hope that the Brits (who finally get their own Space Agency just recently to replace the old one) rejoin Ariane soon.

orangeguru (12-28 14:10) | No Comments | Permalink
China races ahead with a new high-speed Train

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China recently opened a new speed train connection between Wuhan to Guangzhou – cutting travel time from 10 to 3 hours.

The new trains reach an average speed of 350 km/h – top speed is 397 km/h. Wow!

This is faster than the Japanese Shinkansen (average 243 km/h)  or the French TGV (average 277 km/h).

It is easier for China to built such high-speed-lines – any opposition is swept away and many areas are not as densely populated like Europe.

But Europe as well as the US has foolishly ignored trains as a serious alternative to fuel guzzling air and car travel. There is no wide ranging master plan in Europe to create a high-speed-train-network.

What a shame!

By the way: many European companies helped China to built this high speed train line …

orangeguru (12-28 13:48) | No Comments | Permalink
Trading Places – the best Christmas Fable ever!

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Most Christmas movies reek of sweetness and kindness – and are terrible morale fantasies. I despise such brain sugar.

Sure Trading Places is also fiction – but it is a moral fable with a nasty sting and big bowl of satire. It illustrates many nasty aspects of real life: poverty, injustice and arbitrariness …

But it conquers these obstacles with wit and brains – and not stupid trust in the kindness of people.

orangeguru (12-27 12:00) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Avatar – the most expensive Wank in the Universe

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So this is the movie James Cameron always wanted to make? His childhood dream? Some dreams are better left untouched …

It perfectly fulfils the current desire of the masses to be nice to mother nature and go back to a simpler life (by watching high-tech-movies).

The movie plays with the old concept of the Noble Savage (please read the <- Wikipedia article, because it is excellent!). This theme has been used many times in famous stories like Moby Dick, Mowgli and Tarzan – and almost every time it has been bastardized by Hollywood.

Cameron spends 300 Million Dollars and 2,5 hours on this theme and completely disappoints. Like Roland Emmerich almost all his movies have the same core message. In Mister Emmerichs case it’s utter destruction of our planet (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012) and in Mr Cameron’s case it’s always a huge military drama (Terminator I & II, Rambo II, Aliens, Abyss, Avatar).

The more money these directors get – the more crap they produce. I call it the George Lucas Syndrome – but many others have suffered from it as well (like Carpenter).

Why can’t these film makers get a good therapist and workout their problems, instead of recreating the same boring story lines over and over again?

orangeguru (12-26 17:17) | No Comments | Permalink
Merry Christmas everyone – be charitable and happy you lucky bastards!

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No I don’t celebrate "Weihnachten" nor do I care about the religion or consumerism behind it. But I like the Winter Solstice – good to know that the sun is reborn (and not the Son is Born).

But it is a great time to be charitable and reflect on your own fortunes. If you can read this you …

  1. have an education
  2. have a roof over your head
  3. some spare time (you are not working right now)
  4. money to afford electricity
  5. a computer
  6. and broadband

So you are pretty rich compared to billions of other less fortunate fellow humans.

No need to fake humility or consternation – enjoy and celebrate that you are so lucky and that you can indulge so many luxuries of life!

orangeguru (12-24 11:57) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Lord Byron on Hate

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"Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure." – Lord Byron in Don Juan Canto XIII (1823)

orangeguru (12-23 18:43) | No Comments | Permalink
Copenhagen – the Madness and false Hope of the Green Movement

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So it’s over – we are all doomed!

At least when you believe the international outcry over the failure of the Climate Conference in Copenhagen. Especially the Green Movement cried foul especially loud.

Gimme a break!

Anyone who seriously follow international politics knows that it is VERY hard to many countries to agree to a BINDING new international law. It is almost IMPOSSIBLE to get ALL countries to agree to a solution for such a complex problem.

So instead of a lot of public pressure and hysteria some smart diplomacy and solutions should have been produced – especially by the Green Movement.

Instead of one binding law / goal for all there should have been different levels of commitment: stricter ones for rich countries, who can afford to do more – and maybe more generic "gentler" ones for developing and poor nations.

Climate Change won’t be solved by one master plan – as exciting and mind pleasing that idea is. Instead we need to have many solutions and approaches to the problem.

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One more thing: the bashing of the politicians was especially surreal and stupid.

They only acted based on the interested of their countries and economies. So they only reflected the greed and laziness of their people.

Neither Obama nor Wen Jiabao are responsible for the pollution and waste their countries create – it’s the millions of citizens that want to drive cars, eat loads of food and consume the newest goods. Just because the Chinese are not as rich as Americans doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be just as wasteful and greedy.

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We are genetically programmed to want MORE of everything, because only the abundance and security of good supplies guarantees our offspring’s future and perpetuation of our DNA. We are built to deal with "modest" times – but we prefer plentifulness.

Unless consumers are truly willing to consume less or/and smarter, than climate change can be reversed. At the moment we need to reduce consume and invent new  sustainable ways of living. We are not there yet – so only a smarter handling of resources will work.

So Climate Change protest groups should create local groups and "harass" … I mean visit local people and "help" them to live greener.

Don’t ask politicians to "regulate" a greener lifestyle, because any limits set by them will create only sentiments against doing anything to prevent climate change. And politicians won’t pass the chance to "abuse" climate change laws to sneak in their own dirty deals.

orangeguru (12-23 18:36) | No Comments | Permalink
Always wait for the x.1 Software Release

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Software is a complicated beast – even with a lot of testing and additional beta releases bugs will go through.

That is why I NEVER install a "full release" numbers, like Photoshop 6.0 or WordPress 2.9 – I always wait until the x.1 patch is out.

In the case of Windows you should always wait for the first service pack.

Only when the software is out to thousands or even million of users all bugs will rear their ugly heads – so let others do the painful testing of the new release and only install the patched "new" version.

orangeguru (12-23 17:58) | No Comments | Permalink
Another terrible remake is on it’s way – UFO!

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UFO is a very cheesy British TV series from the 1970’s – it has everything a 12-year-old boy needs: explosions, great machinery, heroes and women in skimpy dresses.

Still 40 years later UFO is quite watchable for the targeted audience – and fat old bastards like me.

To my great horror there will be a "serious" remake (more here).  Anyone remember the terrible Thunderbirds remake?

Since Galactica proved to be such a success and money maker we can expect many old series turned into zombies to make some more cold hard cash.

Why is Hollywood so afraid of new stories?

orangeguru (12-23 17:01) | No Comments | Permalink
Microbes are incredibly tough

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New Scientist:  Microbes survive 30,000 years inside a salt crystal

Microbes can survive in outer space, extreme cold, saltiness and even a crash down to a planet when they hitch hike on an asteroid.

Now it has been shown that they can survive extremely long with little food – from the article:

Brian Schubert, a microbiologist at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, and colleagues studied salt crystals in a sediment core taken from Death Valley in California. The crystals contained tiny pockets of liquid, and the team found that they could grow live colonies of archaeans from samples of it. The team dated the liquid at between 22,000 and 34,000 years old (Geology, vol 37, p 1059).

Colonies of archaeans were grown from liquid within salt crystals that was up to 34,000 years old

This is not the first time microbes have been cultured from pockets of liquid trapped inside salt; one team has reported doing so with liquid they dated as being 250 million years old. Their results were questioned, however, as the salt crystals could have dissolved and recrystallised over time, trapping modern microbes.

I think life started somewhere out there in the universe and our ancestors really came from the stars – as microbes on an asteroid!

orangeguru (12-23 16:50) | No Comments | Permalink
Organic Apples are better, because they are not sprayed with pesticides, right?

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The organic movement has infiltrated our minds and told us for years that all those pesticides on "normal" apples are bad and dangerous for us.

The truth us that you hardly find truly untreated & un-sprayed apples in organic markets.

Most unsprayed apple would have very ugly looking brown spots and often a peel – not the healthy and shiny natural look we are used to.

Many organic orchards use copper spray to keep their apples in shape. Copper is not a pesticide, but certainly not beneficial for humans either and our water supply.

Mass Food Production is a tricky thing and we might have to accept that almost all forms of mass production will put a strain on nature.

orangeguru (12-23 16:41) | No Comments | Permalink
What great feature do the EuroStar and German ICE Trains share?

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They are completely useless in a proper winter. Both highly engineered top products of European Engineering fail in temperatures under –15° Celsius – which is not very rare around here.

Train services in the EuroTunnel as well on German Rail have been disrupted, because these highly expensive trains failed.

What a joke!

orangeguru (12-23 16:28) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Georges Boulanger – Gloomy Sunday

The so called "Suicide Song" – please don’t kill yourself I hardly have any readers anyway …

orangeguru (12-19 14:22) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Charles Bukowski on Art

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"The Difference between Life and Art is Art is more bearable" - Charles Bukowski

orangeguru (12-19 11:57) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Symphony of Science – "We Are All Connected"

A great mash up with some of my greatest heroes. Where is our next Carl Sagan?

Thanks to S. Quinn for sharing this with me.

orangeguru (12-09 23:05) | No Comments | Permalink
Climate Change and Global Poverty – let’s talk about two ugly facts that are hardly mentioned

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In the usual predictions about Climate Change we hear two scenarios over and over again:

1. … more people will face hunger thanks to lower yields or destroyed crops …

2. … and we will see millions of climate change refuges.

Ugly Fact #1 – Not all Countries can provide equally

In our modern and humanistic view of the World we like to see all people as equals. Everybody should also have the same chances to lead a prosperous and happy live anywhere.

So much about the idealism.

But not all countries are "created" equal and can offer the same resources to their people to "grow and "develop" like in other so called richer countries.

Or to rephrase my argument: It’s all about location, location, location!

Some regions have better soil, more clean water, a more moderate climate and resources (forests, minerals, fossil fuels etc.).

If you compare let’s say North Africa with (Western) Europe you need to take one look at satellite images and you see the profound difference (you can click each for a larger version).

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Europe is mostly green and fertile (apart from Spain) and there are many great rivers streaming across Europe (Rhine, Danube, Tiber, Arno, Po, Oder, Don, Volga, Tagus, Thames, Shannon, etc). Not only provide these many rivers fresh water for people, forests and agriculture alike, but also a network for cheap long distance transportation.

In comparison North Africa has only the Nile –and not many green spots on it’s map.

Europe has overall better soil quality and higher ground water levels thanks to more mountains, rivers and lakes.

The only serious advantage North Africa has is it’s oil.

So the conclusion is simple: some places are simply better to built an civilization, feed many people and start an industry than others.

If you don’t have certain resources you have to import them or create better conditions by using technology.

In our crazy (and unsustainable) thinking we want all nations to develop equally and create the same conditions everywhere.

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Ah lovely Europe, we have good soul, plenty of water and charming cottages …

North African nations have sucked their grounds dry, by trying to provide enough water for millions of people and farms to grow food all year around. Countries like Saudi Arabia invest Billions to create small island of green in their deserts.

But it is utter nonsense to recreate for example European Conditions in Saudi Arabia. Terra forming is a VERY long process takes many decades if not hundreds or thousands of years to transform a desert into a rain forest. And it was actually climate change that has transformed the former lush jungles of North Africa into Deserts – and the ice covered plains of Europe into pleasant lands.

Creating "good conditions" for about a Billion people that live in North Africa and the Middle East is not a sustainable nor reachable goal for many generations.

Consider this: there are almost seven billion earthlings and already one billion of us don’t have access to fresh and clean water.

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For how many decades have you been trying to turn this desert into a farm?

But the developing nations as well as the rich nations have spent many decades wasting foreign aids to make deserts into green meadows. They try to make inhospitable or low quality lands into highly productive agricultural powerhouses.

Comedian Sam Kinison once made a true, but nasty joke: "Why don’t you starving people move to where the food is?"

This perfectly sums up the problem.

We currently see each other only as Nations with fixed borders. Instead of working on a global settlement policy and using resources in a smart way, each nation tries to squeeze as much out of their lands as possible. While Europe pays farmers to put arable land on hold, North Africans try to make a living out of very bad farmland.

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Don’t bring the food to the people – bring the people to the places that grow food. 

We should stop wasting precious resources and move people to greener pastures, instead of flying and driving food "into the fucking desert were people for obvious reasons starve".

So we really need a new thinking: Don’t try to turn shitty places into paradise. It’s a waste of resources. Don’t wait for hunger marches and millions of climate change refuges.

We need smart resettlement plans and the truly global sharing of the few good spots we have.

But since we still cling too much to our national (and often religious) identity we have a hard time sharing "our land" with "foreigners". But the concept of "residents" vs. "strangers" is a deadly luxury we can no longer afford.

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Scene from Fuerteventura: an African refugee crawls to the beach, while tourists picnic in the background. (click for larger version)

It is cheaper to share than to supply starving people and millions living in refuge camps. We also need better planning where people live and were we grow our food.

For example: It makes no sense to grow tomatoes in the desert in special plantations (which need huge amounts of water) and export (transport = fossil fuel) them to rich countries that could grow them as well.

It is utter madness that many developing nations try to squeeze even more food out of bad soil for an ever growing population … which brings us to the second ugly fact …

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Ugly Fact #2 – Fuck less, eat more!

I am sick and tired of seeing image of starving children in Western Media to appeal for funds to buy food. We should send them sex educators and condoms instead.

The fight against overpopulation is a harsh and bitter one. Nations like India and China have tried almost all ideas ranging from sterilization to allowing only one child per family to stop from exploding.

The simple truth is that even people hardly able to feed themselves love to fuck and therefore produce babies – which they usually can’t feed either.

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Blame the stupidity of the parents and cultural idiosyncrasies for these starving kids. 

The consequence is less food for the whole family, which leads either to death or serious male nutrition. And undernourished kids suffer from bad health as well as underperforming brains – because they lacked the proper nutrients to develop their grey cells. Apart from the lack of education many poor people suffer, they also suffer from "stupidity" by male nutrition.

It is utter stupidity to have a bigger population than you can actually feed. The same stupidity applies to parents in developing nations who "breed", but can’t afford their own home or enough food for all. Often these parents are forced to leave their kids with the grandparents and work in far away cities to make a meagre living.

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Having fun while wasting a huge amounts of resources, because WE CAN! 

You can blame such poor parents equally for their irresponsible behaviour as well as Soccer Moms in the US driving a bad ass SUV.

We humans are genetically wired for breeding – so stopping us from having sex is a "mission impossible".

But we have the technology to "stop having babies". So we need cheap contraception as well as education. Plus if we get women into the "workforce" and give them equal rights in developing nations they also will breed less – like their richer, snottier and more educated sisters in rich nations.

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Can you breed responsibly?

Conclusions

I doubt that we currently have the will and openness to resettle people on one side and pursue more aggressive birth control in already overpopulated nations on the other.

Places like Russia or Ukraine have HUGE unused and very fertile areas that are ideal for farming – so has North America. Europe is already pretty crowded, but could certainly use some more immigrants to bolsters it’s greying population.

But once again: I doubt that we as a global society are really ready to share and breed responsibly. Instead we prefer to let others suffer and waste huge amounts of money and resources to "help" them …

orangeguru (12-09 22:53) | No Comments | Permalink
Climate Conference in Copenhagen – hand over more money you rich polluting bastards!

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BBC News: Bangladesh seeks 15% of any UN climate fund

It’s not just Bangladesh – many Developing Nations  want some huge amounts of money to "get into climate change".

It is obviously easy to point the finger at the rich polluters like the US and Europe – and ask them to cough up money for change.

But Developing Nations have often been blatantly ignorant about the "Green Message" banging at their doors and growing their own economies in a smart and sustainable way.

Many of these Nations have also received Million and Billions of Dollars and Euros of Foreign Aid – and have squandered them …

And there is the old ugly Elephant of Overpopulation still in the room: especially countries like Bangladesh have failed to curb population growth to a sustainable level.

It might be a cynical thing to point out – but every new mouth to feed makes the problem worse – and this is hardly a problem created by pollution from rich nations.

Sure we "rich people" in the West are too blame for much – but not for everything. And Developing Nations should get smarter and more independent in their own development.

orangeguru (12-09 21:02) | No Comments | Permalink
The Noughties are almost over – a look back at a distressing Decade

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I was born in the 1960’s. My first memories are from the 1970’s: childhood, school, friends and family.

I consider myself a creature from the 1980’s: went into this great decade age 12 and came out as a young whipper snapper. The 1990’s brought us globalization and the so called End of History.

The Millenium started with a global boring and much anticipation – and the first year was a big anticlimax: the future wasn’t so futuristic at all.

2001 was a big wakeup call and reintroduced us to many "old school" problems like religious wars and environmental problems …

In the coming days I want to share my thoughts on what I think was special about the last ten years …

orangeguru (12-09 20:45) | No Comments | Permalink
Let’s get greener and get rid of Christmas

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Christmas is the annual apex of Consumerism all over the world. Countries like China celebrate it like mad just as so called Christian nations.

For many Companies this shopping festival is the most important date – they make 50 or more percent of their sales during these days.

We certainly could cut down on consumerism (and many stupid presents we buy and travels we make during the silly season).

But consumers won’t like a new austerity and so the waste will rage on …

orangeguru (12-07 17:17) | No Comments | Permalink
Maybe they got a big Inheritance?

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Dingdong the wicket Dad is dead?

via Failblog

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Remember when we were Kids?

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I often wonder if animals have a perception of time and personal history – or if they live totally ZEN-like here and now without worrying about the past and future …

orangeguru (12-07 16:48) | No Comments | Permalink
Pierre-Auguste Renoir – Bather with blonde Hair

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I like Maestro Renoir’s strong use of colours and his humanistic style. Many of his paintings look cheesy and very old fashioned today.

This is my favourite from Renoir, because it shows a real women and not some idolized goddess or fantasy creature.

And the beauty on this image is also so very different from today’s super models.

1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.
3. Enjoy this painting for four minutes.
orangeguru (12-07 16:36) | No Comments | Permalink
Poster for Robo Games 2008

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What a great poster! I love the mixture of classic Greek moments, the sprocket as a gold medal and the mechanic hero in profile. Brilliant!

orangeguru (12-03 12:58) | No Comments | Permalink
Going Rogue by being Fake

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Click image for a bigger bus.

Her book – fake – she had a Ghost Writer.

Her Rogue Bus – fake – she uses a private Jet.

Her concern for Alaska – fake – she quit her job.

Her connection to her fans – fake – she leaves them standing in the rain.

orangeguru (12-03 12:55) | No Comments | Permalink
A gentle Kiss makes me Humm with Joy

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1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.
3. Humm and enjoy this painting for two and a half minutes.

Not everybody knows how to kiss and a gently kiss can be more breath taking than hours of uninspired humping.

orangeguru (12-03 12:43) | 3 Comments | Permalink
Fat Pets

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"Dude, do you think they feed us to eat us?"

orangeguru (12-03 12:33) | 3 Comments | Permalink



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