When you are a genius you are a genius. No matter how big or small your capabilities are - you should stand out and not try to fit in. You always can “fit in” once you are dead. Social conformity is a pest to the excellence of the human mind.

You think you are the current top dog? Remember that there always is a bigger dog out there to get you. The only way to win this game is not to indulge in it’s illusion of winners and loosers.

Just because more roads are built doesn’t mean the traffic will run smoother.

Just because you marry a Prince doesn’t guarantee you “that you will live happily ever after” …

Just because you own an expensive vehicle doesn’t mean all the hot chicks want to play with you stick as well.

The title General doesn’t make you a military genius, nor does it bless you with understanding or courage.

PS: That is General Custer - who made his famous last stand at the Little Big Horn.

Some stuff might not be rocket science, but some instructions can totally confuse us poor consumers and make simple stuff really complicated.

Just because you and an your drunken mates can afford to go into a strip club doesn’t mean you suddenly turned into George Clooney and all the females are crazy for you middle management wankers.

Just because you stuffed tons of drugs into yourself and had loads of sex doesn’t mean you really changed anything … duuuude …

The Hippies of the 70’s just turned into enormously demanding prosumers in the 80’s. Just buying with more awareness green and spiritual crap is still buying crap …

Just because you have the mental strength to kill yourself, doesn’t mean everybody admires your willpower.

Airports are great places to hang out before you start your airlift. Instead Airports are modern versions of hell -only invented to annoy you. Why are there NEVER comfy seats or corners to have a nap if your flight is canceled or delayed?

Just because you rebel against something or act a bit odd doesn’t make you different. Even amongst rebels, punks and other “outsiders” to the so called system is a certain uniformity and consensus of what is supposed to be different.

Finding your inner child and behaving like an adult idiot doesn’t make you any younger or wiser. Sometimes it is necessary to go back in your memories and heal some old crap. But you should came back and act with the decency and wisdom befitting your actual age. Nobody like big babies.

Just because one species thinks you are cute doesn’t mean you can’t be lunch for another one. There is safety in numbers, but not in cuteness …

Just because everybody has a brain does mean they are all using it.

Just because you are the only white male around doesn’t mean you automatically become the King of everyone and get the girl.

Woman are socially more flexible and adaptable than men. Is that really a good thing? Or does speak volumes about the females socially weak will to stand up for her own goals, desires and personal boundaries?

Woman also like to complain about the emotional stiffness of their male counterparts - but when you are willing to bend over backwards to please your stiff male, don’t expect any extra effort from your guy to go soft on you.

Just because people watch you bending spoons doesn’t mean they believe in the paranormal. They rather like your little show and entertainment you provide …

Being  a sex slave is hardly as exciting and pleasurable as it might sound. Every year thousands of woman and children are abused this way.

Spending a gozillion euros/dollars on Wellness makes you feel well. Ever heard of cause and effect?

You are surrounded by good friends sharing beer, bread and salty Jewish jokes - whatever could happen to you?!

Guys always think about sex and want to mate any ol’ female. Yeah right, that might have been true before the invention of the video games. Since then … we can resist any pussy in face of a new high score!

We only get grumpy when we are sick, because we want be by ourselves. Overly protective and motherly females can be very annoying when one is trying to die in peace …

Giving your kids a pet will make them happy and teach them lesson for life. Anyone ever asked those dogs, cats, hamsters, mice or whatever if they want to be abused by ignorant kids so they learn how to treat humans? It is highly unfair to train humans on animals how to behave with other humans.

Signs will stop bad behavior and illicit actions.

Would you buy a car from this guy - of course you would if the price was right. Car Salesman just want to rip you off like everybody else - and if you could, you would also like to save as much money as you can. We are all Car Salesman.

Robots won’t violently takeover the world. We will be so fat and lazy in the future, that we’ll need them to run our affairs for us. Slavery is too tempting for humanity to ignore.

All computer security is only there to protect you from evildoers.

Cats are smarter than dogs. Nope, they are just more ignorant of the human need to control them.

Just because you enjoy it doesn’t mean your pets think it’s adorable and cute.

You are not sexy because you smoke - you are sexy, because you are pretty, young and fertile - and your skin doesn’t look and smell like you already have smoked for several decades.

Let me pleasure your oral fixation in another way …