Dolphins and Killer Whales can be friendly to humans, but they are still carnivores. Ask any Tuna or Seal for advice …
Dolphins and Killer Whales can be friendly to humans, but they are still carnivores. Ask any Tuna or Seal for advice …
We as social animals strive to raise up in the ranks to get access to better genetic breeding material and security for ourselves and our offspring.
So many of us dream of becoming rich – and it will be an illusion for 99,99%.
Thanks to mass media we constantly watch the rich and the super rich. We play the lottery or hope to be discovered somehow to get money and fame.
Still this is just wishful thinking … overall social mobility is down and the middle class is shrinking since the 1980’s in Western Nations.
You can’t shame rich or greedy people – shamelessness is usually what made them rich in the first place.
Teenage Mothers are not a new phenomenon. Since the Industrial Revolution the family has become smaller and smaller.
Patchwork Families and Single Parents are now almost the norm. Today unruly teenager produces more babies than ever. Especially fuelled by free sex (basically a good thing), recreational drugs (mostly weed) and binge drinking (basically a very bad thing – especially for youngsters).
This just fuels the growth of a new underclass: kids who grow up without a father (usually), underprivileged because mom never got a good education or never had the time to get a career.
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Young guys love to show off their virility, aggression and power – or so they think, unless they have to really show it to some females.
The physical exam during the muster is quite a humiliating procedure and part of the psychological procedure to strip away your humanity to become a better soldier.
Just because you are a celebrity doesn’t mean you need to share every stupid aspect of your life with us. Modern Media Sluts have forgotten what it means to "lead by example".
A new "message modesty" is in order for many A-List Twitt-Titts.
We respect your desire to promote your "brand", but real time reports of your digestive system and your overpaid friends will only earn you disrespect.
When you clone yourself only some of your genes will live on, but these have nothing to do with your personality or achievements.
You will simply die as everybody else no matter how many kids you produce.
Casting Shows are made to ridicule you and other contenders – so the producers make loads of money. These shows are not interested in making you famous or “give you a chance to become successful”.
No, your personal life is not a "brand" that needs to be shared and fostered by sharing every minute of your life on the intranets.
Collecting and recording every titbit of your existence is not the same of actually living it. Canned memories are not the same as experience. Or are you planning to "experience" it all once you retire and finally grow up?
Let’s smash some shop windows – that will change the world!
During many (leftist) peaceful demonstrations against global warming, globalization, global finance and global anything there is always a hardcore "black block" ready to smash things up.
Political violence obviously works – if used correctly and not just to stupidly smash things up.
Democracy works by the separation of power and therefore regulated violence. The power of the streets certainly can change "the system" and influence politicians, but it’s always a question against whom you apply that pressure / violence.
Small shopkeepers are hardly "the system". Even smashing up a Bank or McDonalds won’t change anything and won’t impress anyone. They simply claim it as an insurance accident.
I have never heard of the "black block" attacking Lobbyists or Politicians directly. Why not storm a fundraiser sponsored by dirty industries? Or blockade a lobbyist agency or other policy wonks?
Attacking symbols of the system looks good on camera, but isn’t effective. Violence / pressure only works applied with brains and endurance.
Otherwise the political power is wasted and your stupid violent action makes you the laughing stock of your opponents.
Any event can be turned into success with the right amount of beer and boobs. Thanks to greed the so called "Gemütlichkeit" has been turned into a costume party with too much beer.
I think we shouldn’t give a crap about that dualistic thinking of male and female. Even tough guys should explore all aspects of human existence – even that of Girls.
Girlie-Men are cool!
No going back to living a "natural life" is not the solution for humanity. Many Africans live quite natural – and therefore starve, face terrible sickness, are uneducated and have shot life expectancies. That’s not what I would call a good life!
We develop human culture and technology to survive and have better, safer, healthier and longer lives.
And you can’t feed six billion people just with a hunting and ploughing the fields with horses.
Since the invention of consumerism producers of mass produced products have washed our brains – telling us that their products perfectly suit each individuals personal style and character.
Mass produced individuality for a mass of willing idiots.
But you are worth it!
Just because males can piss in almost any position doesn’t mean they have to do it everywhere.
It is a sign of decadence of the fashion world to make a disorder adorable. Fat ladies in the audience might wish to loose and be young again – but idolizing an unhealthy body type is sick …
In a global market a diploma no longer guarantees your job security and a bright future. A graduate from China or India will do your white collar job as good as an expensive youngster from the USA or Europe.
Some freakish collectors relish the joy of collecting especially ugly or disfigured animals or "things". So other equally ruthless "breeders" create this creatures for profit. I only wish we could magically transform the owners into their own possessions, so they can suffer from over breeding, like weak bones and unusable noses.
Humans once said they are the only ones that use tools. That has been debunked – many animals use tools. Humans once said only they had "real" language. That has also been debunked. Humans once said they are only ones that create art. That has been debunked by painting elephants and monkeys.
Now those creepy animals even use "our" toys!
As recent events have shown: Beauty and Brains rarely come in one package. And all the time spend grooming and presenting yourself is lost time to educating yourself. That much peroxide can’t be good for the brain either …
There is no shortage of Big Media Boobs and way too many women think some added silicon and beauty operation will grant them fame.
Your breasts might get famous, but you will only be another sleazy C-List Star. And many never and bigger oversized fertility princesses are waiting to take your place.
Flowers smell lovely – especially this time of year. Yeah, but not for people like me who suffer from Hay fever.
Damn you Mother Nature!
Whipping yourself into a bloody pulp or even getting nailed to the cross doesn’t get any closer to any God. It just shows that you are willing to trade pain for a nice spot in Heaven.
I wouldn’t call it “Love” – it’s called obsession or being a control freak Darling!
Sure Honey, it’s safe here … and we are only watching!
Each year thrill seeking tourists kill themselves despite explicit warnings and signs at dangerous places. Bored rich westerners are willing to do literally everything to get an “exciting” vacation.
Too bad that Lions in Africa actually eat people, as well as Sharks and Crocodiles in Australia …
I say let them die, time to trim the herd anyway.
Doctors don’t know everything about health – and often lead very stressful and unhealthy lives. Hardly good role models to follow.
Plus it’s your body that heals itself – most medicine just supports your own health system. So be responsible and keep yourself in good shape, don’t expect someone else to offer a quick fix for years of abuse of your own "temple".
And you should never trust just one doctors opinion when it comes to important decisions like operations. Visit at least another expert – if you can afford it …
Just because you make a lot of noise, doesn’t mean you make a lot of sense. Usually it’s the other way around …
Lovely females covered in a creamy substance – boring! Seen it a gazillion times and it’s boring unless you do the real thing behind it.
So please spare us your creamy shots.
Just because you deliver a stunning performance doesn’t mean you will be generally admired.
Today’s rich athletes either excel in popular sport many people enjoy themselves (like football, golf or tennis) or a totally mad and dangerous sport (like FMX).
Less exciting sports hardly get covered in the media and therefore it’s athletes hardly make any money.
Just because you bring me presents doesn’t mean I like to be touched by you – creepy old man.
Don’t wait for the Knight or other fantasies little princess or you may wait for a very, very, very long time …
Just because everybody else is doing it to be cool doesn’t mean it’s not stupid. People do a lot of stupid stuff to be adorable or to belong to the "it" crowd.
Women without kids are always more attractive than those with a critter. Every guy knows he’ll play only second fiddle and your kid always comes first. And he also knows you won’t fall for the line “I want you to be the mother of my kids!” that easily …
No, you don’t need to be always on and connected everywhere just because you get a WiFi signal.
The best car in the world can’t protect from your own or other people’s stupid driving.
Most guys who own a phone also own a penis – and are happy to use both.
There is no such thing as a “relaxed day at the airport”. Traveling is mostly stress these days. Especially all these security checks can drive you nuts.
Airports are modern torture chambers and no fun at all.
Too many times woman lick or hold ice cream cones or stick other stuff down their throats. Sex sells – and oral sex or symbolism sells even more.
Yes, you are young and yummy. Yes, you are sexy. Yes, we guys want to inseminate you – but I still won’t buy your crappy product.
Sometimes going for a cheap joke or laugh is worth all the bitching afterwards. She will forget someday, but you’ll remember that hilarious moment forever.
