All summer days should be charming and electrifying like her.

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After several weeks of old, rain, storms and even floods - summer has arrived in Germany. Boy, is it hot in here …

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That is a unique look.

Yummy Gemma - I love that old school hotness pictured above much more than your usual modern porn look below.

There is a gazillion of babes that look like that.

I think a good style can add some substance - even to bimbos. Show some courage and go for style baby!

I consider most forms of erotic art masturbating with a brush or a pencil. How can you get anything done apart from hotter and hotter women on your drawing board?

Wikipedia doesn’t tell if Maestro Elvgren did die blind and with a twisted spine from all that work …

Ah springtime - finally I can grab my picnic basket and visit mother nature and her many yummy daughters for a yummy picnic.

Ah … rite of of renewal and fertility at the beginning of each year. The ground awakes and is ready to be fertilized … I am so ready for it!

In response to a recent male-to-male-discussion: yes there is!

“And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Friedrich Nietzsche

If all librarians would look like her our libraries would be the busiest places in the universe. Sadly the reversal is true. Most bookworms are kinda ghastly …

This winter was pretty warm, hardly any snow. Good. But suddenly Frau Ice Queen decided to show up and fucks up springtime! We have snow, we have cold weather and harsh winds. Yuck! Global climate change hates me especially … I demand some hot action with the Queen to unfreeze my balls …

It must be spring, I can feel something growing in my crotch!

Final the proof: woman don’t produce their own milk, they simply store bovine fluids in their own portable containers and spread the goods to hungry children of this world.

There is a very special sound when your girlfriend farts on your tummy while riding you down. This sound makes males happier than anything else - as you can see on this image.

Since I am a dirty old bastard I can’t use my long gone charms or evaporated virility to make them come to me. So I have to tire them out and run them down - so they can’t resist me anymore …

They always say the chase is part of the fun - isn’t it?

Note to woman: even external things get slippery when wet. Please remember that for your own safety.

Every guy wants such a Goddess as his Mistress - apart from the ultimate pleasure of being massaged, stroked and caressed in all the right places - she also finishes any household chores in unbelievable speeds …

Only annoying disadvantage: she can hold and talk with several phones at the same time.

I like to thank the female of our species for marking one of their pleasure centers for us males  in a very exciting and enticing way … now even we can find it!

I think I want to go back to old school kinda work. No computers, no cell phones, no copy machines, no answering machines - instead every male had his own personal sexy secretary who did all these jobs for him.

Plus she made sure his day was a pleasant one.

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I am melting! I am melting! …

Some pleasure centers are just too precious not to be celebrated!

I think we should give each other nice surprises on a more regular basis. Fulfill someone’s heart desire with some hot gifts and you shall be friends forever!

Oh, I love these cute SciFi chicks who are already dressed up as a sperm. Makes the evening go much smoother …

I dunno which part is the most fun: catching, tapping or releasing them?!

Every fetish has an ultimate climax - and then it’s all downhill from there.

It’s actually quite nice to have your behind molested by a lovely companion. Dunno why ass biting has such a bad reputation?

What is it with women and their panties?!

What’s the correct formula to calculate max. sexual pressure per square breast?

Whoever Gubin is he made of Jade - whoever she is - some pretty sensual shots. Although pmates.com is a pretty sleazy site, but sometimes some great and artistic shots can be found. A good way to get my heart started in the morning …

The good thing about phone sex is that is has nothing to do with reality - so your biggest sex organ isn’t limited by reality.

So your fantasy is potent you can create excitement beyond belief. Only drawback - there is nobody there to cuddle with you once the brainy excitement wears off.

Maybe one should combine the physical and the imagination into one big bang?

The best title for a pr0n movie - ever!