The 1970’s were so horny they supplied emergency rations with every car. Why is life so boring today?!
Everybody is doing it and strangely everybody is hiding it. Is intimacy about hiding it or closeness? Why do we classify something that happens everyday? Something our species needs for our very survival?
Does any other species hide in the bushes to do it?
Click image for more innocence.
That’s how we guys like it: old enough to be seduced, untouched to be deflowered, erotic makeup, red lips, wonderfully naive – so we can impress, terribly sexy and beautiful to get a proper boner.
There is always a fine line between being a molester of young girls and successful womanizer.
I wonder often whey we humans hardly share the erotic pleasures of life – we usually are such social animals like Pigs and Wolfs …
Not always is what you see that what you get. But sometimes the perfect promise can be more exciting then it’s fulfilment …
Why Do we find such hair so sexy? Shiny long hair is a sign of a healthy person – so it’s an obvious indicator if that person is suitable for procreation. Just like for Makeup we spend gazillions of Euros for hair care products although that final piece of "warming fur" hardly needs to be pretty to warm our brains.
Since hair is tied to individualism and sexuality the military and many religions love to shave it off.
Don’t concentrate on the pain and effort to climb the mountain, focus instead on the pleasure of finally making it to the top!
There is a climax to every challenge.
One doesn’t need to see everything to get fully excited.
Magnificent photo – does anybody know the artist?
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How dare you fantasizing about le Présidents wife?
Those time are over – she is a respectable woman now, only selling her raunchy tunes to ensure world peace and feed the children …
The old problem: we males often don’t know if it’s gentle teasing or just a plain and straight invitation.
Especially in our modern society there are half-naked and highly-oversexed girlies and power woman everywhere.
Are they just showing off how pretty they are – or did they show their wares specifically to me?
Once again I am getting all wet this so called summer.
I want more hotness!
Click image for an even hotter summer.
Why would you pay any attention to stupid males if you have such a gorgeous view? Soft rolling hills and smooth lines.
Photographer: Anyone knows the great artista behind this shot?
Oh Darling, the keyhole to your kingdom is big enough to make my head explode. Please unlock yourself to end this one sided affair …
Photographer: unknown – can anyone help?
Click the lady for more badness …
Darling you look great! No matter how chaotic your hair crowns your lovely head – you will drive me mad anyway …
Click image for more milk …
Oh Gretel, what have you done?! You have stumbled! You spilled some of my precious milk all over nature!
My oh my …
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After several weeks of old, rain, storms and even floods – summer has arrived in Germany. Boy, is it hot in here …
Click image to pop a hotter and bigger Gemma!
That is a unique look.
Yummy Gemma – I love that old school hotness pictured above much more than your usual modern porn look below.
There is a gazillion of babes that look like that.
I think a good style can add some substance – even to bimbos. Show some courage and go for style baby!
I consider most forms of erotic art masturbating with a brush or a pencil. How can you get anything done apart from hotter and hotter women on your drawing board?
Wikipedia doesn’t tell if Maestro Elvgren did die blind and with a twisted spine from all that work …
Ah springtime – finally I can grab my picnic basket and visit mother nature and her many yummy daughters for a yummy picnic.
Ah … rite of of renewal and fertility at the beginning of each year. The ground awakes and is ready to be fertilized … I am so ready for it!
In response to a recent male-to-male-discussion: yes there is!
“And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Friedrich Nietzsche
If all librarians would look like her our libraries would be the busiest places in the universe. Sadly the reversal is true. Most bookworms are kinda ghastly …
This winter was pretty warm, hardly any snow. Good. But suddenly Frau Ice Queen decided to show up and fucks up springtime! We have snow, we have cold weather and harsh winds. Yuck! Global climate change hates me especially … I demand some hot action with the Queen to unfreeze my balls …
Final the proof: woman don’t produce their own milk, they simply store bovine fluids in their own portable containers and spread the goods to hungry children of this world.
There is a very special sound when your girlfriend farts on your tummy while riding you down. This sound makes males happier than anything else – as you can see on this image.
Since I am a dirty old bastard I can’t use my long gone charms or evaporated virility to make them come to me. So I have to tire them out and run them down – so they can’t resist me anymore …
They always say the chase is part of the fun – isn’t it?
Note to woman: even external things get slippery when wet. Please remember that for your own safety.
Every guy wants such a Goddess as his Mistress – apart from the ultimate pleasure of being massaged, stroked and caressed in all the right places – she also finishes any household chores in unbelievable speeds …
Only annoying disadvantage: she can hold and talk with several phones at the same time.
I like to thank the female of our species for marking one of their pleasure centers for us males in a very exciting and enticing way … now even we can find it!
I think I want to go back to old school kinda work. No computers, no cell phones, no copy machines, no answering machines – instead every male had his own personal sexy secretary who did all these jobs for him.
Plus she made sure his day was a pleasant one.
I think we should give each other nice surprises on a more regular basis. Fulfill someone’s heart desire with some hot gifts and you shall be friends forever!
Oh, I love these cute SciFi chicks who are already dressed up as a sperm. Makes the evening go much smoother …
