Can anyone please point me to that petrol station filled with fuel cuties …
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Many modern building can stand a good shake, most modern people can’t …
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My world famous Lady friend and I share the same admiration for “Hello Kitty”. Too bad nobody wants to see me in my Kitsch-Dress …
Let’s be honest: isn’t Christmas the best time to be a cookie monster? Yummy!
It’s always nice when a gentleman takes care of a females Camel Toe.
I am sure that will bring quite a few hits from search engines – for all the wrong reasons.
We humans are so evil! And yeah, I want a dog now and a lot of cardboard …
I love social art like that and thanks for YouTube for allowing us to share these Kodak moments …
PS: This post is free.
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The Kitty-fication of our society continues with on "open" Kitty. Cute toys have cute organs – of course!
Warning: This video might be unsuitable for people who still believe in the good of human nature.
Actually I am doing this all the time in my cellar with my "Hello Kitty" collectables, but please don’t tell anyone …
PS: You can’t "unsee" this video, it will be stuck in your mind forever.
Some jokes are simply too obvious, but still worth posting because they will attract all the wrong people to my blog …
I bought my first Lebkuchen in early September – so the Silly Season officially started in late summer this year.
Have you bought your Christmas presents yet?
Be a good consumer and shop for Jesus!
It would be great to have spiritual gurus guiding us to the afterlife. Too bad none of them have been there themselves … so they are all fake!
So the guy in the yellow jersey gets a banana and all the other guys have to chase that guy to win?
The Tour de France is an odd race indeed!
Bob and Judy tried to speedup the development of their prodigy child Jimmy, but they were slow to understand that genetics are hard to accelerate in that manner.
Most youngster wouldn’t believe how complicated and terrible the first answering machines were. It was especially hard to get back your phone once they answered the call first …
The Most Beautiful Goat in Saudi Arabia
That’s what happens when you religion represses women and sexuality – you find alternative objects of adoration. Although looking at birds, planes and trains ain’t not that much better.
“Nazi Porn” is one of the search keywords that bring quite some hits from Google. So I felt obliged to offer all those “poor souls” looking for NAZI PORN a posting that actually offers some …
Are you getting excited?
I can actually recommend the video “Caligula reincarnated as Hitler”! Great camera works, excellent soundtrack and the acting … just magnificent …
Look she is a Medic, a Nazi and a Slut in one package!
You should be pretty excited by now?!
Here some hot SS-Studs … that should help?
Honestly, who are these people looking for Nazi porn on my bloody blog anyway?
Love that T-Shirt, it’s such a nice play on Hello Kitty and male primal instincts. Thanks to Edosan for sending this one …
Celebrating an ancient Jews death by eating chocolate Eggs and Bunnies seems a bit odd to me. Sure these days we simply enjoy the start of spring – in which case we are either pagans or naturalists.
I think we should rebrand Easter and make it a tree & nature festival. To achieve this we simply press the leftover chocolate from xmas into different shapes than bunnies …
No European Championship this year. No World Championship this year. Excellent news, because I hate football.
Why have we invented Spring Cleaning – I keep my place in the same messy condition all year!
Building bridges and education have to go a long way to make a difference in Africa.
I love artistic fluffy bunnies! You can paint me fertilizers any day …
I think some genes are worth removing from the genetic pool. Trimming the herd isn’t such a bad thing.
The beloved cookie monster has an odd brother nobody likes to talk about. He works as an insurance salesman and annoys the heck out of all people who live at Sesamestreet.
"Ey, Swami Tamtam, I just had this amazing vision! I would work in a safe and warm office in a comfy chair, stuffing sugary things into me all day and pushing a piece of plastic tied to string from one side of the desk to the other."
I am sure the CNN editor thought this is a hilarious question for a poll, but it’s rather obvious and lame.
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I think modern funerals are boring – when I am dead I want a proper Viking funeral with Virgins to be burned on my funeral ship.
Is that too much to ask?!
I know it’s silly, but it cracks me up every time I watch it. I am such a simple creature …
This Gentleman certainly deserves a special place at the Darwin Awards. YouTube is a great repository to find arguments for Euthanasia and other ways to trim the herd.
When I am his age I won’t have any use for my testicles too. I still don’t understand why so many feel the urgent desire to freeze themselves to death. But many new year’s rituals include a lot of cold water – as seen here.
I love Top Gear – although I hate cars and never owned one in my miserable life.
Here Jeremy demonstrates the real use for cars anyway – as targets for utter destruction with various "toys".
Enjoy!
I have somewhat different memories of Star Wars IV, but I am getting old.
I love the sound of that impact. Life is harsh and so is the internet by recording all the nasty stuff that has happened to you as a kid.
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I want to be born a dog in Switzerland in my next life.
Anything else would be too stressful.
