“You can tell me - I was brilliant during phone sex - wasn’t I?!”

Ah, finally you can piss on the world you have conquered. I wonder of that was designed by a male architect with a dickish attitude or someone who wanted to see if his employees can keep up the pressure, once they raise above a certain position?

I don’t like cars. Don’t like racing. But I do like Jet Fighters and I like the mad crew of the BBC series Top Gear. This one of their coolest ideas ever …

I love those Top Gear Guys - they always do the right stuff … they blow them up properly …

Do you want to offer your wife some excitement for the weekend? Surprise her with a Golfing trip on a New York Skyscraper. She will crazy with excitement …

Grumpy, but at least competent and he cares for every life passionately. And you wouldn’t feel bad having a doctor watching you having a wank … he understands …

I think feminism ruins everything - at least for male super heroes.

Just wondering if they also do deep throat?

I knew that the Empire was going down the drain.

This year the Easter Bunny was especially hard at work and put all your eggs into a shark invested reef!

Happy Easter to all my friends and readers out there …

I think it’s unfair to have only one girlfriend altogether. It should be one for each species.

It’s either your favorite heavy breather or your sick mother is crying out for help …

Lick on that Holy Spirit! Nothing is sacred these days, but it least this tasteless stuff is pretty yummy. This dead man is easy to swallow … another Jesus please!

But is this chocolate Jesus any different what Catholics do during their service: they eat his Body and drink his Blood.

I always said humanity should be exterminated to save the planet!

I still prefer my Easter Bunny in it’s original shape & material - like Jesus intended: in chocolate!

It’s about time that fairies join the equal rights movement. Most male fairy creatures are rather means and grumpy (Leprechaun, Rumpelstilzchen, etc.).

Why are all these good jobs mostly reserved for yummy and charming woman?

We old farts also want to appear in children’s bedrooms in a cloud of pink fairy dust - and wipe the tears of little faces.

But I am pretty sure someone will sue male fairies for sexual harassment as soon as the first wish was granted!

*Thanks Judefa for that lovely picture*

Our kids will looks great in technicolor!

Loads of machismo and inaptitude results in hilarious moments caught on tape. I always watch this video to reassure myself that I am not a total idiot … maybe it helps you too!?

The male of our species is … a bit odd sometimes.

I think before robots will take over the world - it’s the Asians turn to be our beloved overlords.

I think the Wooferang was actually made for people like me - who have NO dog, but want the illusion of playing ‘fetch’ with their furry friend.

I always said Figure Skating needs more wrestling moves to make it appealing for guys.

Thanks to Edosan for sending me this one.

“Keep it up Joe, one day you might even become President!”

What’s Chinese for “fucking too much snow, because we wrecked the environment with our dirty factories”?

I always find it highly amusing when one blurry image sets off another Internet craze. Remember the ‘Face from Mars’ - which turned out as just an unsharpened image from the Viking Orbiter?

“Tell me Darling, that little war made you even richer? You just wait - a 100$ per barrel is nothing I tell ya … by the way I got some nice guns for ya too …”

“Does this costume make me look fat?”

Apart from computers everywhere and portable communication devices the future ain’t how it was sold to me as a kid. But maybe I am simply stuck in that 1950’s - 60’s space age mentality?

But who wanted to have global climate change and the return of religious fundamentalism in the future?

I want that vision of a happy, clean, secular, social, healthy and progressive future back! Damn it!

We just had winter solstice and started a new year - can we have summer soon! Please? Pretty Please?! I miss freestyle jogging with my friends … a lot …

Pink and winter don’t mix very well. I must have been a Flamingo in a former life?!

Since good old Ratzinger is still with us I expect another year of human chaos and madness - the Rapture is still NOT upon us.

Enjoy your sinful life’s!