I think before robots will take over the world - it’s the Asians turn to be our beloved overlords.
I think before robots will take over the world - it’s the Asians turn to be our beloved overlords.
I think the Wooferang was actually made for people like me - who have NO dog, but want the illusion of playing ‘fetch’ with their furry friend.
I always said Figure Skating needs more wrestling moves to make it appealing for guys.
What’s Chinese for “fucking too much snow, because we wrecked the environment with our dirty factories”?
I always find it highly amusing when one blurry image sets off another Internet craze. Remember the ‘Face from Mars’ - which turned out as just an unsharpened image from the Viking Orbiter?
“Tell me Darling, that little war made you even richer? You just wait - a 100$ per barrel is nothing I tell ya … by the way I got some nice guns for ya too …”
Apart from computers everywhere and portable communication devices the future ain’t how it was sold to me as a kid. But maybe I am simply stuck in that 1950’s - 60’s space age mentality?
But who wanted to have global climate change and the return of religious fundamentalism in the future?
I want that vision of a happy, clean, secular, social, healthy and progressive future back! Damn it!
We just had winter solstice and started a new year - can we have summer soon! Please? Pretty Please?! I miss freestyle jogging with my friends … a lot …
Pink and winter don’t mix very well. I must have been a Flamingo in a former life?!
Since good old Ratzinger is still with us I expect another year of human chaos and madness - the Rapture is still NOT upon us.
Enjoy your sinful life’s!
It’s never too early to prepare for the next christanized consumer festival to celebrate yet another pagan event …
If sex doesn’t do it for you anymore - you can simply go for good old fashioned madness or weird outfits.
Hot summer nights on xmas eve, hanging out with sharks and kangaroos on the beach, even more exotic animals in the outback, no snow and no freezing your ass off, a new socialist government … some people have all the luck!
Damn you Australia!
There is only a certain amount of Kitsch and cuteness I can take in such miserable times as winter. Although I wouldn’t mind celebrating Holy Kittiness for the next 2000 years …
In 1953 one enlightened being landed in a lonely backward in Milwaukee. He was easily captured, washed and put the bed in the following three hours. His insights were never made public.
After all these years I still have this gay Las Vegas after taste in my mouth …
Life could be so simple! Everybody should have a green handler - so we can blame the slugs for our miserable life’s. I for one welcome our new jelly overlords!
Only one little LSD tablet for each of us. See you later on the other side Darling …
I think the words "Woman", "Sausage" and "Oral Fixation" make a great combo. Don’t you think?
