Don’t do it for me - do it for our mutual genetic survival!
In 1953 one enlightened being landed in a lonely backward in Milwaukee. He was easily captured, washed and put the bed in the following three hours. His insights were never made public.
After all these years I still have this gay Las Vegas after taste in my mouth …
Life could be so simple! Everybody should have a green handler - so we can blame the slugs for our miserable life’s. I for one welcome our new jelly overlords!
Only one little LSD tablet for each of us. See you later on the other side Darling …
I think the words "Woman", "Sausage" and "Oral Fixation" make a great combo. Don’t you think?
While on the beach Prescilla couldn’t decide which was the biggest dick to jump …
Entschuldigung, for ’sis sexual technik to work Fräulein - it was absolutly necessary to use ‘ze Hammer.
Click image for the full bear.
Yes, we Germans do have humor - even during a war.
What you mean Democracy?!
We paid for being the rulers of this shitty place
just like your president!
Ok Alien Scum, do you believe in Jesus Christ our Savior - and do you renounce Charles Darwin and did you ever have anal sex … ?!
Great satirical collection about the charming Mister Putin. He is not the only world leader I would consider dangerous these days. Enjoy!
Thanks Jackanapes for this great link!
I am actually surprised that it’s only satire and not reality at the moment. Any serious Christian yodelers out there?
Sorry, I don’t have time for hot sex. I need to feed and cuddle my tamagotchi first.
Since recruiting runs so badly these days, the US Army has resorted to allow non-humans to joins the ranks. First tests with squirrel Army Rangers have been encouraging.
This is how we liked to party in Teutonia: some great untouched forest, no parking problems, no disturbing cell phones and no roman neighbors to spoil the fun.
Sometimes the medium, message and the person simply won’t work together.
“Yes, that’s correct. Today we have a special offer: two wishes instead of only one. No Ogres or wicked Witches included.”
I often crawl Amazon and iTunes for weird and wonderful products - but this one takes the cake. A recording of songs by a drill instructor and some navy guys running around da base. Why would anyone listen to that?! Oh well …
