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I find Mr Allen somewhat disturbed, his appetite for young flesh seems to be still there and yummy Scarlet seems to like him.

It will take years of hard therapy to get this couple out of my head.

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Why would you pay any attention to stupid males if you have such a gorgeous view? Soft rolling hills and smooth lines.

Photographer: Anyone knows the great artista behind this shot?

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Picasso always amuses me. He has such a wonderful way to look at the world and reduce it to it’s bare essentials. The head - just a tiny thing with a few holes. A stretched arm to provide comfort. A small dune (?) and two more female hills. Sand and skin are almost the same on the beach.

I love it.

Bikini + Burka = Bikini.

Now you know why Baywatch was such a hit in Muslim countries - and why there never will be a real Arab remake.