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Playboy Playmate Marilyn Monroe in 1953

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Click image for more Marilyn.

She didn’t have big breasts, she was not really exceptionally beautiful – but she had charm and charisma.

The shot is today a classic nude moment – back in 1953 is was simply sleaze. How times change …

orangeguru (07-13 23:54) | 1 Comment | Permalink
The Big-Boobs-Make-You-Famous-Myth

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There is no shortage of Big Media Boobs and way too many women think some added silicon and beauty operation will grant them fame.

Your breasts might get famous, but you will only be another sleazy C-List Star. And many never and bigger oversized fertility princesses are waiting to take your place.

orangeguru (05-09 19:43) | 3 Comments | Permalink
Kitty meets Titty

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Love that T-Shirt, it’s such a nice play on Hello Kitty and male primal instincts. Thanks to Edosan for sending this one …

orangeguru (05-09 19:20) | No Comments | Permalink
The Milky-Come-Shot-Myth

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Lovely females covered in a creamy substance – boring! Seen it a gazillion times and it’s boring unless you do the real thing behind it.

So please spare us your creamy shots.

orangeguru (02-03 22:31) | 1 Comment | Permalink
I see a great mountain to climb in 2009

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Don’t concentrate on the pain and effort to climb the mountain, focus instead on the pleasure of finally making it to the top!

There is a climax to every challenge.

orangeguru (01-07 17:21) | No Comments | Permalink
Black is indeed beautiful

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One doesn’t need to see everything to get fully excited.

Magnificent photo – does anybody know the artist?

orangeguru (01-01 16:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Woman always get the best view at the Beach

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Click image for an even hotter summer.

Why would you pay any attention to stupid males if you have such a gorgeous view? Soft rolling hills and smooth lines.

Photographer: Anyone knows the great artista behind this shot?

orangeguru (08-18 13:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Gretel once again has her Fingers in my Milk

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Click image for more milk …

Oh Gretel, what have you done?! You have stumbled! You spilled some of my precious milk all over nature!

My oh my …

orangeguru (07-30 3:37) | 3 Comments | Permalink
Is there such a thing as too many titties?

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In response to a recent male-to-male-discussion: yes there is!

orangeguru (04-20 14:26) | 7 Comments | Permalink
Refill when empty

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Final the proof: woman don’t produce their own milk, they simply store bovine fluids in their own portable containers and spread the goods to hungry children of this world.

orangeguru (03-21 2:13) | No Comments | Permalink
And you must be an Australien Sailor?!

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BBC News: Australia navy in breast op row

It’s good to see that Oz literally invests in better weapons of mass distraction. Good for you Australia! Sign me up!

orangeguru (09-17 10:42) | No Comments | Permalink



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