What is the last thing you need on a business trip? Dental problems in the middle of the night. When I was in Stuttgart last week one of my wisdom teeth decided to fuck up. Brilliant. Thank the Gods for the intranets: I found a clinic that provides dental services at midnight with a few clicks. I spent a few days on drugs until I was back in Munich and getting a “date” with my own beloved dentist.

I really do love this guy. He is in his 50’s, very funny and relaxed. His speciality is telling nasty jokes while your mouth is stuffed with cotton, instruments and his fingers. Try laughing now biiaaaatch!

All ends well, that drills well.