
Did I ever mention that I hate freezing, autumn, cold weather, snow and winter?

Did I ever mention that I hate freezing, autumn, cold weather, snow and winter?

Look at me! After a strangely warm winter spring turns out to be a cold bitch. I am freezing - send chocolate and hot woman … NOW!

This winter was pretty warm, hardly any snow. Good. But suddenly Frau Ice Queen decided to show up and fucks up springtime! We have snow, we have cold weather and harsh winds. Yuck! Global climate change hates me especially … I demand some hot action with the Queen to unfreeze my balls …