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Oversized Glasses make you look stupid 1960’s

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I never understood the fascination of oversized glasses. They make you look like a clown and distort the proportions of your face.

Most of all: they tell everyone that you are willing to do anything to belong to the hip crowd - which is a crime by itself.

orangeguru (10-05 16:36) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Colors - one of the oldest Elements of Human Culture

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It is amazing how early we started to use colors in our human culture. We don’t know when we started painting our bodies, but we have some old cave paintings that date back 32.000 years! I am pretty sure we experimented before that with smearing mud and charcoal into our faces.

Already in the bronze and iron ages we had mastered creating most colors and coloring our cloths and daily items. Items found in the fertile crescent showed an early love for making stuff more colorful. Greeks and Roman actually went color crazy.

Ranging from simple fashion statements to political or religious affiliation - color is more important then ever.

orangeguru (09-27 14:55) | No Comments | Permalink
Pretentious Designers

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Since I work in design myself I can only applaud the statement above. Too many times I have met and worked with pretentious designers, who really think design can change the world.

But usually they never lift a finger to help other people - they are just obsessed with “pretty” or “cool” stuff.

Bah!

orangeguru (09-27 14:31) | 1 Comment | Permalink
The Evolution of the Coca Cola bottle

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Honestly - I still thing the 1991 is the sexiest version of them all. Coke out of a plastic bottle is just not the same physical sensation as holding a nice cold glass bottle.

orangeguru (06-08 19:22) | No Comments | Permalink
The amazing World of Japanese Bento Boxes

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Sakurako Kitsa has posted an amazing collection of Japanese Bento boxes.

orangeguru (05-24 0:09) | No Comments | Permalink
New Coins for the British - when mint designers try to be extra cool and fail

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I always liked British currency - although it’s coins were always on the heavy side. If you had several one pound coins in your pocket you would walk in an awkward way.

So the British got some new designs - and these are butt ugly. The look like extra cool … I think the designer still had that early Blair period mantra “Cool Britannia” still in his head.

Instead of using established symbols and emblems in sound way, the designs try to be extra hip. But money shouldn’t be hip, but easy to “understand”, visually easy to separate and have unique tactile characteristics (which the British coins certainly have - hence the very different shapes for 50 and 20 pence).

I find the 20 pence piece especially odd - only showing the arse and tail of the English Lion. I think now would be the best time to get the Euro my dear Brits …

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orangeguru (04-04 12:01) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Bitter Medicine from a Red Cross campaign to raise public awareness

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Just brilliant and simple. But I am afraid it won’t reach those minds in their mental war zones and bunkers that need it the most.

orangeguru (03-19 22:52) | No Comments | Permalink
Girly tech and why pink is for pussy

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In recent years we have seen an explosion of girly tech - gadgets specifically designed to appeal to woman’s sense of cuteness, styling and beauty.

But this new Sony Ericson phone in combination with it’s product website really takes the cake. A gold-pink cell phone is bad enough - but on a neon-green background?

Gimme a break. I’ll sue them for eye cancer!

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But there are many golden, pink and other soft coloured gadgets out there - that are equally bad in terms of design and colour harmony.

Are woman really that hungry for pinkness in their mind? You girls know that pink is used to reflect your genitalia.

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So in that context the Sony Ericson cell phone above ’says’: pink pussy below - and attracted to gold in the head, press the knobs to make her ring …

So Ladies - and don’t forget to ‘Bling’ your pink gadget to increase the girly ranking in your circle.

orangeguru (02-24 12:41) | 6 Comments | Permalink
Master Detective - The Golden Dame

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The guy in the background looks suspiciously like Inspector Clouseau?!But I’ll take that hot dame any day …

orangeguru (12-29 14:43) | No Comments | Permalink
60’s Swimming Pool

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In such a swimming pool you won’t realize if you are on or off drugs. I think this would make a great set for a nasty porn movie.

orangeguru (11-24 23:17) | No Comments | Permalink
London City Hall

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London City Hall is a great landmark and worth a visit. It looks like a spaceship from a Japanese SciFi flick - crashed near the river. But it’s round shape makes it even more intriguing.

I like the great difference between the modern look and the old places of power - which were usually styled to impress and intimidate people.

Visit this Gallery and these great 3d panoramas for more.

orangeguru (11-07 20:14) | No Comments | Permalink
Designer Cutlery

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It’s hard to put my finger on it, but it looks like some designer cutlery from the 60’s or 70’s? At least something people would have considered back then as modern or even space design. Today it just looks weird and out of touch.

orangeguru (11-07 20:02) | No Comments | Permalink
70’s Beanbags and Bubble Chairs

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Somehow the design of the 70’s totally eludes me - it’s ugly, it’s unpractical and simply weird. Like these bubble chairs - space age meets Lego?!

orangeguru (11-06 18:22) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Country Style

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I never quiet understood the attitude behind ‘country style’ and reading something like ‘House & Garden’?! Is it an old historical thing to imitate the lifestyle of rich aristocratic bastards? A bedroom like this would give me serious nightmares …

orangeguru (11-05 17:57) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Opera Houses

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Old European Opera houses are the pinnacle of old nationalist countries. Exquisite design for the upper class and later the emerging rich bourgeoisie. But also the different levels, boxes and seating’s reflect the societies at that time: the king / ruler gets the center of attention and most space - while the prols have to stand somewhere in the back. Design as a reflection of society …

orangeguru (10-24 16:32) | No Comments | Permalink
Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao

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I have only one thing to say about this building: fucking amazing!

I rest my case! ;-)

Seriously: this great piece of art and many buildings of Maestro Gehry are my main argument against boring modern architecture. Buildings don’t have to be straight and boring - the ‘box’ model should be a thing of the past. We can design and build better houses today: more interesting on the outside and environmentally friendly on the inside.

More? Wikipedia entry, Official Website and don’t miss to explore all these great shot on Flickr.

orangeguru (10-02 17:19) | 2 Comments | Permalink
70’s Rock Stars

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Orange Rock Gurus - seventies styling. PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!

orangeguru (09-28 17:42) | No Comments | Permalink
70’s Kindernightmare

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If your life started in such a colour nightmare you are entitled to at least two good therapists! I think a lot of interior designers of the seventies deserve to be shot.

orangeguru (09-27 15:32) | No Comments | Permalink
Game Designers on Drugs

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Designers of these funny japan style action games must take serious drugs. Otherwise they are either mental disturbed or real geniuses. Anyway - I hardly play such games these days - I am an old fart now. But I sure as hell love game art and it’s wonderful creatures.

orangeguru (09-21 13:49) | No Comments | Permalink
70’s Trousers that kill

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With a fainting horror I remember wearing something similar in my youth. Fashion sucks - when your mom buys it …

orangeguru (09-19 19:30) | No Comments | Permalink
50’s BMW Isetta

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Addicted to Oil? Use smaller cars to reduce consumption and traffic jams. You don’t need a huge Hummer or Minivan to drive around the blog. Little cars are very popular in Europe and Japan - let’s hope Americans learn that lesson as well - plus let’s hope that India and China never develops a hunger for MegaCars.

More? Isetta @ Wikipedia

orangeguru (09-19 10:08) | No Comments | Permalink
70’s Orange Designer Chair

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I need one of these - maybe including the yummy content with a more decent haircut. Maybe it’s simply a big tennis ball with a female midget. How knows? The seventies were a strange decade. I have not much love for designer chairs. Most of them suck, are overpriced and very uncomfy. I prefer a simple old school chair or a bit more modern knee chair (you sit in a kneeling position - very nice for the back).

orangeguru (09-18 13:31) | No Comments | Permalink
The Design of Air France

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Airfrance-lavieabord.com/ is an excellent design website that documents the companies corporate design and settings throughout several decades. Although it’s in french it’s easy to navigate and a pleasure to explore. Loads of great designs and ideas. Enjoy!

orangeguru (09-15 10:19) | No Comments | Permalink
70’s Pop Band

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Now I perfectly understand why people took so many drugs in the 60’s and 70’s. This would be the perfect outfit for any anti-idol-contest today.

orangeguru (09-13 9:05) | No Comments | Permalink
80’s Sneakers

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Rap music is the best that ever happened to Adidas!

orangeguru (09-13 9:01) | No Comments | Permalink



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