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The closest thing to floating in outer Space you can get on this Planet

I think I need to go to Bedford, first rent a trainer to learn flying and second a Zero-G hooker for pleasure. Just hope that net and the vent is strong enough to keep a fatty like me floating. Otherwise I end up a Schnitzel-Aeronaut …

*Thanks to Edosan for sending me this stomach twister!*

orangeguru (05-24 13:44) | No Comments | Permalink
Give me accurate history or give me death!

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Watching fertile bimbos playing with rubber swords and acting to bad scripts doesn’t give you any real insights into antiquity.

Shows like Xena and the related Hercules - and many Hollywood and Walt Disney movies have totally twisted our understanding of the good old heroic days. I would consider “Life of Brian” almost as historically accurate as these sins.

All these script writers, directors and most of all producers should be properly crucified for these sins!

Greece and Roman history offer many amazing and breathtaking stories. Also the myths are brilliant. There is no need to spice these stories up - there is loads of blood, sex and drama in them.

orangeguru (02-05 18:19) | 6 Comments | Permalink
Do we really need Robots in our social life?

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As a big SciFi fan I always wanted to have a robot as a kid. I also wanted to have a giant space gorilla who could launch missiles and teleport me to mars.

Modern parents are already using machines to babysit their offspring: they are called TVs and PlayStations. These are semi-intelligent entertainment robots to keep your kids busy.

But do we really want even more complex machines to educate, relate and raise our kids? I don’t think so. Raising humans should be a human job. People should rely less on machines and get proper nannies or tutors to get their kids a better start.

Even animals will do a better job teaching little humans about (organic) life. No matter how intelligent Robots will be some day, they are not organic beings, they are not the perfect example how to grow up and what it means to deal with the human condition.

General it’s a shame that most parents no longer care or have the time to play with their kids - they themselves are either too busy working or entertaining themselves. So in some way, we are getting addicted and distracted by digital slaves providing easy leisure …

We yourselves dehumanize our societies by being perfect consumers or too cocooned individuals.

orangeguru (02-05 17:37) | No Comments | Permalink
The Spoon Myth

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Just because people watch you bending spoons doesn’t mean they believe in the paranormal. They rather like your little show and entertainment you provide …

orangeguru (01-16 10:53) | No Comments | Permalink



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