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What’s the correct formula to calculate max. sexual pressure per square breast?

orangeguru (11-27 3:24) | No Comments | Permalink
Gubin - Jade

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Whoever Gubin is he made of Jade - whoever she is - some pretty sensual shots. Although pmates.com is a pretty sleazy site, but sometimes some great and artistic shots can be found. A good way to get my heart started in the morning …

orangeguru (11-27 3:16) | No Comments | Permalink
Phone Sex

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The good thing about phone sex is that is has nothing to do with reality - so your biggest sex organ isn’t limited by reality.

So your fantasy is potent you can create excitement beyond belief. Only drawback - there is nobody there to cuddle with you once the brainy excitement wears off.

Maybe one should combine the physical and the imagination into one big bang?

orangeguru (11-26 13:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Golden Stable

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All a guy needs: some gold, a fast transport system, a shelter and a hot bride at his side. Once again the great Dita van Teese in an exciting pixelation of an old theme. Too bad I dunno the photographer behind this great shot!

Official Site: DitasDomain.org

orangeguru (11-17 20:47) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Liz Taylor - the hottest Cat on the Tin Roof

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I just feel like getting scratched … really hard …

orangeguru (11-15 21:17) | No Comments | Permalink
William-Adolphe Bouguereau - The Wave (1896)

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Click image for a larger wave.

Another classic from one of my favorite painters. This painting feels fresh and vibrant. Her nudity is natural - not extra sexy and not extra horny.

The only thing I want to see now: what happens when that wave hits her? ;-)

orangeguru (11-14 21:04) | No Comments | Permalink
Hormonic Teachings

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I guess this is a perfect depiction how every 14 year old male brain sees any female teacher - not matter how old and ugly she really is.

orangeguru (11-07 20:34) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Helmut Newton - Nadja Auerman

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Click image for more Nadja.

A moment of eternal erection.

Helmut Newton knew to create the perfect erotic moment.

orangeguru (11-02 14:52) | 1 Comment | Permalink
The right kind of Kisses

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That’s how I like my kisses: long, deep, wet and - most of all - breathtaking. Any deep sea nymphs out there?

orangeguru (11-01 19:42) | No Comments | Permalink
Pretty in Pink

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I always considered the phrase ‘pink slip’ a mistake. How about ’slippery pink’?

orangeguru (10-28 19:13) | 1 Comment | Permalink
White Dreams

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I never dream of a white Christmas, rather of a rubbery Monica Bellucci in cream.

orangeguru (10-24 17:07) | No Comments | Permalink
Robotic Boyfriend

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Gee, I feel like vibrating right now.

orangeguru (10-23 22:08) | No Comments | Permalink
Cleaning Woman

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Never mind this Lady, she just keeps my dirty blog nice and proper.

orangeguru (10-16 21:04) | No Comments | Permalink
Hard Police work

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Hands off Buddy! I caught this nymphomaniac high school girl. The fertility safety test is over here young Miss …

orangeguru (10-12 16:15) | No Comments | Permalink
Dirty Feet

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Giving your girlfriend sexy new shoes - priceless. Redecorating your living room - three days.

orangeguru (10-12 15:58) | No Comments | Permalink
John William Godward - Venus at the Bath

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I wonder if this was considered porn during it’s days?

orangeguru (10-04 19:44) | No Comments | Permalink
Strategic Openings for Woman

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Did you really think Sharon Stone invented the chair foreplay? Think again. I guess playing the big temptress is as old as woman have been allowed to sit on chairs anyway. In this case it’s the charming Joan Blondell. This charming sitting position has made Christine Keeler very famous.

orangeguru (10-02 17:13) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Pillow talk

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Do you have enough pillows at home to enjoy many different sexual positions and enjoy yourselves?

orangeguru (10-02 17:02) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Franz von Stuck - The Kiss of the Sphinx

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I am actually very surprised that I hardly posted any paintings from this great Artist. First of all his style is dark, brutal and sensual - just adore it. You’ll hardly find another painter with such simple compositions, but such honest and direct execution of his stories.

Second - he is part of the Munich Secessions - so that’s home - so expect some more Stuck in this blog.

More? Artrenewal.org and Wikipedia

orangeguru (09-24 19:29) | No Comments | Permalink
Adolphe-William Bouguereau - Le Jour

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Every day should start like that … a cosmic muse smiling down on us mere mortals …

orangeguru (09-19 19:49) | No Comments | Permalink
Lord Frederick Leighton - The Bath of Psyche

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Apart from the nice Lady - all our psyches need to cleaned and relaxed in a steamy bath from time to time. Your psyche - like your body - needs care and proper maintenance. And make sure not to feed your many any crap that comes around - like your stomach it won’t digest bad mental food properly.

orangeguru (09-19 10:23) | No Comments | Permalink
One Night in Blondieland

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Yummm! Somehow these old school ladies pack so much mystery and coolness … no modern silicon chick can compete with that!

Image: the great Veronica Lake

orangeguru (09-19 10:17) | 5 Comments | Permalink
Beauty Surplus

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I don’t like skinny beauty queens … I like them real …

orangeguru (09-17 9:43) | No Comments | Permalink
Robotic Boyfriends

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Gee, I feel like vibrating right now.

orangeguru (09-14 8:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Golden Stable

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All a guy needs: some gold, a fast transport system, a shelter and a hot bride at his side. Once again the great Dita van Teese in an exciting pixelation of an old theme. Too bad I dunno the photographer behind this great shot!

Official Site: DitasDomain.org

orangeguru (09-13 8:54) | No Comments | Permalink



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