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Evelyn De Morgan – Cadmus and Harmonia (1877)

Evelyn De Morgan – Cadmus and Harmonia (1877)

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Evelyn de Morgan belongs to the rare breed of female classical painters. Her Pre-Raphaelite style is as powerful and enchanting as that of her male colleagues.

orangeguru (06-30 18:09) | No Comments | Permalink
What’s with all the grunting Ladies?!

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Wimbledon – the Ladies take the court. But they grunt – a lot! This is more like a soft porn instead of a civilized tennis match.

Although the BBC says the grunting is getting less …

orangeguru (06-23 9:25) | 6 Comments | Permalink
The Thin-is-Beautiful-Myth

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It is a sign of decadence of the fashion world to make a disorder adorable. Fat ladies in the audience might wish to loose and be young again – but idolizing an unhealthy body type is sick …

orangeguru (06-17 22:06) | 2 Comments | Permalink
There is something about Marilyn

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There have been hundreds of blonde starlets aching for fame and glory. They all tried to allure us with their blonde hair, red lips, boobs and bedroom eyes. But only a few were as special as Miss Monroe.

Her personality made her special, that mixture of innocence, neediness and sex appeal.

orangeguru (06-04 15:57) | No Comments | Permalink
The Beauty-with-Brains-Myth

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As recent events have shown: Beauty and Brains rarely come in one package. And all the time spend grooming and presenting yourself is lost time to educating yourself. That much peroxide can’t be good for the brain either …

orangeguru (05-11 12:39) | No Comments | Permalink
The Big-Boobs-Make-You-Famous-Myth

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There is no shortage of Big Media Boobs and way too many women think some added silicon and beauty operation will grant them fame.

Your breasts might get famous, but you will only be another sleazy C-List Star. And many never and bigger oversized fertility princesses are waiting to take your place.

orangeguru (05-09 19:43) | 3 Comments | Permalink
The Perfect Promise

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Not always is what you see that what you get. But sometimes the perfect promise can be more exciting then it’s fulfilment …

orangeguru (04-14 21:45) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Only a few days left to meet some hot Easter Bunny

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The Easter Bunny gets ready … are you?

orangeguru (04-08 23:13) | No Comments | Permalink
Liz Taylor as Cleopatra

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Click image for a larger Queen.

I still think it is kinda stupid to let white people play non-whites, but Hollywood thinks in revenues not historical accuracy. But Liz Taylor certainly can play one of the most beautiful queens in history – because she can easily take that spot herself …

orangeguru (04-02 15:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Only-Women-can-love-so-deeply-Myth

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I wouldn’t call it “Love” – it’s called obsession or being a control freak Darling!

orangeguru (03-23 23:29) | No Comments | Permalink
Is it egg time already?

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I love artistic fluffy bunnies! You can paint me fertilizers any day …

orangeguru (03-12 3:40) | 2 Comments | Permalink
We are all Chocolate Sluts

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Just admit it: you want it, you need and you can’t survive the day without it. Our bodies love sugar, because it used to be a rare food resource. That is why we lust for it so much. But today we hove way too much calories on our plates (at least in rich countries).

And we also haven’t learned to control ourselves opposing this delicious temptation.

orangeguru (02-20 6:50) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Milky-Come-Shot-Myth

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Lovely females covered in a creamy substance – boring! Seen it a gazillion times and it’s boring unless you do the real thing behind it.

So please spare us your creamy shots.

orangeguru (02-03 22:31) | 1 Comment | Permalink
The Lipstick-Myth

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Lipstick won’t make you automatically sexy.

orangeguru (01-27 18:16) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Sexy long Hair

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Why Do we find such hair so sexy? Shiny long hair is a sign of a healthy person – so it’s an obvious indicator if that person is suitable for procreation. Just like for Makeup we spend gazillions of Euros for hair care products although that final piece of "warming fur" hardly needs to be pretty to warm our brains.

Since hair is tied to individualism and sexuality the military and many religions love to shave it off.

orangeguru (01-11 20:41) | No Comments | Permalink
The Sexy-Single-Mom-Myth

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Women without kids are always more attractive than you are with your baby. Every guy knows he’ll play only second fiddle and your kid comes first. And he also know you won’t fall for the line "I want you to be the mother of my kids!" that easily …

orangeguru (01-09 23:58) | 3 Comments | Permalink
I see a great mountain to climb in 2009

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Don’t concentrate on the pain and effort to climb the mountain, focus instead on the pleasure of finally making it to the top!

There is a climax to every challenge.

orangeguru (01-07 17:21) | No Comments | Permalink
Herbert Draper – The Gates of Dawn 1900

Herbert Draper - The Gates of Dawn 1900

1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.

3. Study for two and a half minutes this great piece of art and all the drama.

Ah, breathtaking and awe inspiring art by Maestro Draper! He is truly a Master of dramatic moments and gentle colors.

Aurora is the Roman Goddess of Dawn is looking at from the gate. From Wikipedia:

In ancient Roman mythology Aurora, goddess of the dawn, renews herself every morning and flies across the sky, announcing the arrival of the sun. Her parentage was flexible: for Ovid she could equally be Pallantis, signifying the daughter of Pallas,[1] or the daughter of Hyperion.[2] She has two siblings, a brother (Sol, the sun) and a sister (Luna, the moon), and four children, the Winds

Aurora appears most often in Latin poetry with one of her mortal lovers. A myth taken from the Greek Eos by Roman poets tells that one of her lovers was the prince of Troy, Tithonus. Tithonus was a mortal, and would age and die. Wanting to be with her lover for all eternity, Aurora asked Zeus to grant immortality to Tithonus. Zeus granted her wish, however Aurora had failed to ask him for eternal youth. As a result, Tithonus ended up aging eternally. Aurora ended up turning her beloved Tithonus into a grasshopper.

orangeguru (01-03 0:39) | No Comments | Permalink
Black is indeed beautiful

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One doesn’t need to see everything to get fully excited.

Magnificent photo – does anybody know the artist?

orangeguru (01-01 16:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Detective World Sex Slaying Cover

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I often wonder how much these cheap magazines have influenced popular culture and our ideas about "hot women"?

Sexism has always been in art, but only modern mass media allowed the incredible flood of smut.

orangeguru (01-01 16:06) | No Comments | Permalink
Female Excitement

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Who said women don’t like pornography? Most of them indulge it all day long …

orangeguru (11-16 5:36) | No Comments | Permalink
Martin Schoeller – Female Bodybuilders

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Martin Schoeller is brutal. He has a keen eye for reality and not ashamed to showing you what he sees in a very honest and direct way. But he is presenting his point of view without any nasty afterthought.

His series "Female Bodybuilders" is pretty harsh, yet has it’s own beauty and fascination. The almost transmuted bodies of these women are very different from the skinny supermodels we are used to see. But they are also very different from everyday women.

They are unique by their own design and desire. Yet they also have a sad quality to them as well.

I think the photographer and his subjects are brave and honest in this series. Therefore they stretch our limits of perception and normality. Therefore it’s great art. Bodyart and photography.

orangeguru (11-14 2:01) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Forbidden French Fruits

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Click image for more forbidden dreams in black.

How dare you fantasizing about le Présidents wife?

Those time are over – she is a respectable woman now, only selling her raunchy tunes to ensure world peace and feed the children …

orangeguru (10-06 19:36) | No Comments | Permalink
The Art of showing nothing and everything

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There is simply too much frontal nudity and sex in most modern (erotic) photography. Most artist no longer know how to provoke imagination by intelligently showing nothing – and therefore revealing everything.

Please leave some space for my own fantasies – if I want it all I still can watch porn.

orangeguru (10-05 18:29) | 2 Comments | Permalink
John William Waterhouse – Windswept 1902

John William Waterhouse - Windswept 1902

Since it’s a stormy today – I have to post this fitting image.

orangeguru (09-27 15:04) | No Comments | Permalink
The Penis-Symbol-in-your-Hands-Myth

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Too many times woman lick or hold ice cream cones or stick other stuff down their throats. Sex sells – and oral sex or symbolism sells even more.

Yes, you are young and yummy. Yes, you are sexy. Yes, we guys want to inseminate you – but I still won’t buy your crappy product.

orangeguru (09-27 14:12) | No Comments | Permalink
The Peaceful-Women-Myth

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Women just want world peace, nice shoes and chocolate.

Yeah right …

orangeguru (09-20 18:20) | No Comments | Permalink
Can you give me a hint?

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The old problem: we males often don’t know if it’s gentle teasing or just a plain and straight invitation.

Especially in our modern society there are half-naked and highly-oversexed girlies and power woman everywhere.

Are they just showing off how pretty they are – or did they show their wares specifically to me?

orangeguru (09-19 13:28) | No Comments | Permalink
Gabriele Münter – Der Blaue See 1934

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1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.

3. Study for four minutes this great piece of art and it’s beauty.

I am a big fan of Germany expressionists – and Frau Münter is at the top of my list. She is always referred to as Kandinsky’s lover – but she is a great artist by her own achievement. Especially in a time when males still dominated every facet of arts & culture.

There are not many big pictures of her art on the intranets. I guess I have to get myself a book and do some scans.

BTW, many of the expressionists paintings are even more fabulous when you stand before them and I am a lucky bastard, since many of the image of the Der Blaue Reiter are in Munich.

More? Gabriele Münter @ Wikipedia

orangeguru (09-01 20:21) | No Comments | Permalink
Woman always get the best view at the Beach

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Click image for an even hotter summer.

Why would you pay any attention to stupid males if you have such a gorgeous view? Soft rolling hills and smooth lines.

Photographer: Anyone knows the great artista behind this shot?

orangeguru (08-18 13:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Unlocking the moment

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Oh Darling, the keyhole to your kingdom is big enough to make my head explode. Please unlock yourself to end this one sided affair …

Photographer: unknown – can anyone help?

orangeguru (08-08 9:05) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Manhunt Detective Stories Cover

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Let’s deconstruct this yummy pulp cover:

The male gun is directly aimed at her vagina.

Redheads are supposed to be extra sexual and her red lips and fingernails add some extra horny undertones.

Her skirt is blown away just at the right place to reveal her panties.

The same applies to her blouse to show one of her breasts.

Her unstable posture makes her easy to kick over or press her against the wall. The perfect victim.

Otherwise the cover is high art and perfectly innocent.

orangeguru (08-07 13:23) | No Comments | Permalink
Bad Hair Day? Let me kiss you anyway my Darling!

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Click the lady for more badness …

Darling you look great! No matter how chaotic your hair crowns your lovely head – you will drive me mad anyway …

orangeguru (08-02 22:48) | No Comments | Permalink
The Phallus-Symbol-Myth

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Not everything males built is a phallus symbol, but you sure can make anything look like one.

orangeguru (08-02 18:41) | No Comments | Permalink
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Still an amazing ballade. Just the right music for working long summer nights …

orangeguru (07-30 14:38) | No Comments | Permalink
Gretel once again has her Fingers in my Milk

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Click image for more milk …

Oh Gretel, what have you done?! You have stumbled! You spilled some of my precious milk all over nature!

My oh my …

orangeguru (07-30 3:37) | 3 Comments | Permalink
The Blowjob-Myth

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Sexual skills are obviously important to us – especially in our sex-obsessed multi-porn societies. I guess kids today have heard more about the impressive effects of giving head to other people’s organs than cultivating impressive personal characteristics.

But being good in bed is just a skill, it’s not who you are. You can learn who squeeze & please. But it’s much more impressive to be a great person – and that is harder to achieve.

orangeguru (07-17 0:37) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Gustav Klimt – Judith I 1901

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Another one of Klimt’s golden ladies. He was truly addicted to the beauty and charm of woman.

But you should be aware of the cut off head in the right corner. This princess is a dangerous one – guys literally loose their head around her.

To use an old phrase: she is the beauty and the beast in one package.

orangeguru (07-16 3:14) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Blonde Summer Dream

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All summer days should be charming and electrifying like her.

orangeguru (07-16 1:54) | No Comments | Permalink
A Tribute to the amazing Louise Brooks – one of the greatest Stars of all Time

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Louise Brooks was a very special soul – she was a liberated woman, a great actress and wild at heart. But as so often with such people her life was a tragedy.

Our media mad world consumes young female flesh in huge quantities – so it’s easy to dismiss another pretty face long gone.

But Louise influence with her skills many directors and fellow artists – something one hardly can say about today’s media & marketing sluts. Too bad we have lost many of her movies – and that she only performed in silent movies …

More? Louise Brooks Society

orangeguru (07-05 13:36) | 3 Comments | Permalink



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