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Woman always get the best view at the Beach

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Click image for an even hotter summer.

Why would you pay any attention to stupid males if you have such a gorgeous view? Soft rolling hills and smooth lines.

Photographer: Anyone knows the great artista behind this shot?

orangeguru (08-18 13:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Unlocking the moment

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Oh Darling, the keyhole to your kingdom is big enough to make my head explode. Please unlock yourself to end this one sided affair …

Photographer: unknown - can anyone help?

orangeguru (08-08 9:05) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Manhunt Detective Stories Cover

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Let’s deconstruct this yummy pulp cover:

The male gun is directly aimed at her vagina.

Redheads are supposed to be extra sexual and her red lips and fingernails add some extra horny undertones.

Her skirt is blown away just at the right place to reveal her panties.

The same applies to her blouse to show one of her breasts.

Her unstable posture makes her easy to kick over or press her against the wall. The perfect victim.

Otherwise the cover is high art and perfectly innocent.

orangeguru (08-07 13:23) | No Comments | Permalink
Bad Hair Day? Let me kiss you anyway my Darling!

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Click the lady for more badness …

Darling you look great! No matter how chaotic your hair crowns your lovely head - you will drive me mad anyway …

orangeguru (08-02 22:48) | No Comments | Permalink
The Phallus-Symbol-Myth

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Not everything males built is a phallus symbol, but you sure can make anything look like one.

orangeguru (08-02 18:41) | No Comments | Permalink
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang

Still an amazing ballade. Just the right music for working long summer nights …

orangeguru (07-30 14:38) | No Comments | Permalink
Gretel once again has her Fingers in my Milk

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Click image for more milk …

Oh Gretel, what have you done?! You have stumbled! You spilled some of my precious milk all over nature!

My oh my …

orangeguru (07-30 3:37) | 3 Comments | Permalink
The Blowjob-Myth

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Sexual skills are obviously important to us - especially in our sex-obsessed multi-porn societies. I guess kids today have heard more about the impressive effects of giving head to other people’s organs than cultivating impressive personal characteristics.

But being good in bed is just a skill, it’s not who you are. You can learn who squeeze & please. But it’s much more impressive to be a great person - and that is harder to achieve.

orangeguru (07-17 0:37) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Gustav Klimt - Judith I 1901

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Another one of Klimt’s golden ladies. He was truly addicted to the beauty and charm of woman.

But you should be aware of the cut off head in the right corner. This princess is a dangerous one - guys literally loose their head around her.

To use an old phrase: she is the beauty and the beast in one package.

orangeguru (07-16 3:14) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Blonde Summer Dream

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All summer days should be charming and electrifying like her.

orangeguru (07-16 1:54) | No Comments | Permalink
A Tribute to the amazing Louise Brooks - one of the greatest Stars of all Time

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Louise Brooks was a very special soul - she was a liberated woman, a great actress and wild at heart. But as so often with such people her life was a tragedy.

Our media mad world consumes young female flesh in huge quantities - so it’s easy to dismiss another pretty face long gone.

But Louise influence with her skills many directors and fellow artists - something one hardly can say about today’s media & marketing sluts. Too bad we have lost many of her movies - and that she only performed in silent movies …

More? Louise Brooks Society

orangeguru (07-05 13:36) | 3 Comments | Permalink
Mozart’s Zauberflöte - Königin der Nacht

Nevermind that "Mutter" is younger then her Daughter - but I just love the Magic Flute.

This is actually a performance by the The Royal Opera House at Covent Garden - Diana Damrau (Queen of the Night) and Dorothea Röschmann are obviously German.

For me it’s often amusing when I hear the Zauberflöte sung / performed in "ungerman" accents - but this one in "fine and pure arian art" … ;-)

orangeguru (07-05 13:04) | 5 Comments | Permalink
Finally Summer in Munich - I am ready to sweat and roast

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Click for more summer delights.

After several weeks of old, rain, storms and even floods - summer has arrived in Germany. Boy, is it hot in here …

orangeguru (06-21 19:16) | No Comments | Permalink
How to Shower: Women vs. Men - global video stupidity reaches a new low

Is this supposed to be funny? Or a documentary? Or simply a reflection of a trivial everyday thing by even more trivial multimedia artists?

These "people" have their own channel on YouTube and many other places. Even more terrifying is, that so many seem to watch and LIKE this kinda stuff.

I wish channels like ForaTV or RealNews would get as much attention! But reality always seems to loose against triviality in our day and age.

orangeguru (06-17 16:28) | No Comments | Permalink
Gemma Bissix - don’t be afraid of some style Darling!

Gemma Bissix looks hot!

Click image to pop a hotter and bigger Gemma!

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That is a unique look.

Yummy Gemma - I love that old school hotness pictured above much more than your usual modern porn look below.

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There is a gazillion of babes that look like that.

I think a good style can add some substance - even to bimbos. Show some courage and go for style baby!

orangeguru (06-09 15:18) | No Comments | Permalink
If I could paint like Gil Elvgren I wouldn’t get any work done with my hard pencil

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I consider most forms of erotic art masturbating with a brush or a pencil. How can you get anything done apart from hotter and hotter women on your drawing board?

Wikipedia doesn’t tell if Maestro Elvgren did die blind and with a twisted spine from all that work …

orangeguru (06-02 19:14) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Robert Mapplethorpe - Lisa Lyon

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Another brilliant Mapplethorpe moment - with all the power, beauty and grace almost all his snaps posses. For me it’s also a perfect expression of the 80’s - and a new feminine strength showing in art that is neither weak nor overdone.

orangeguru (05-27 20:08) | No Comments | Permalink
MILFs are the new Sex Symbols - or why Forty is the new Twenties for desperate Housewives

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Oh honey - just wait till the kids are gone - then I’ll get a divorce and party my brains out.

The possibilities of women have changed tremendously in the last 60 years.

Overall women have benefited the most from the sexual revolution and the new equality. Men lost their traditional "advantages" based on their gender - and they are less adaptable and flexible when it comes to our modern work environment and it’s "softer" requirements like team play, flexibility, communication, learning and emotional intelligence.

But women have also suffered from the new form of social fabric: they are now biggest number of single parents - responsible for raising and funding our kids.

The Pyramid is flipping

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People between 35 and 45 are the most populous group in many western countries. (Click image to pop the pyramid.)

In recent decades the good old population pyramid has basically flipped 180° - and now we have more mature and old people in western societies than we have young ones. We are becoming grey societies. (By the way: you can get population pyramids for many countries here)

So the fortysomethings are the biggest group in the population right now.

Plus the longer life expectancy, single lifestyle and overall youth cult have made the fortysomethings the new players in town: they have money, they are still horny and active. And their grown up egos are much more neurotic and hungry for self gratification.

The most active consumer group here are mature women. Many of them now are shedding their kids, because they are grown up now. So they want to "party extra hard" and make up for all the time they were dedicated mothers and wives.

Plus the modern western cities are more streamlined for the new single lifestyle - and they are the majority now. Families used to "rule" the cities - but that has changed during the 90’s. It’s now single all the way - or better "serial monogamizers" (people who hop from one fast relationship to the next one).

So our cities are a huge playground for the mature ladies.

Pimp my Skin - or why the Beauty Industry loves fortysomething women

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Does this pop video make me look old?

The beauty and fashion industry has long discovered this rich and often desperate clientele: the cream for the skin at forty, the pill for the rotten brain at forty, etc.

The message here is: you are still adorable, but you need a tune up. Albeit an expensive one.

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Behind all this is the ugly face of infertility. All primary "beauty" spots - red lips, beautiful hair, smooth skin, wide eyes - are signs of health and therefore fertility. A good looking women is most of all a fertile women.

Forty is the Magic Age - the last call for babies. But it is also the age of a new form of competition: you are fading out of the beauty competition - you are no longer the hottest chick in town, you already show some defects and there is fresher meat on sale.

Our society has just developed a "mature concept" for beauty and sexuality, but overall we do not appreciate the beauty and wisdom of older ladies as they are. We only have "Venus" measurement: either you are a young fertile love goddess or you are not.

Our definition what’s hot or not is still deeply ingrained in our biological code: only healthy breeding material is sexy.

The MILF-Syndrome

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Mature Bitches rule the Suburbs!

That brings us to the overall sexualization of age. Since Viagra was released the pressure was on - there was no longer an excuse for guys not too perform - so the ladies also had to joining the gray swingers club.

But the sexualization of mature women goes further: TV series like "Sex in the City" and "Desperate Housewives" are both part of the wider "MILF" syndrome (MILF = Mothers I’d like to fuck).

This is a new sex trend as well media frenzy: mature hot looking women who are oversexed and fuck anything that moves - plus the additional drama this behavior causes. Usually the before mentioned attributes are reserved for males. These MILFs know no taboos, they know no limits. They are the perfect sex partners.

So modern life restarts at 40 and a gray society needs to tell itself it’s still capable and interesting. It’s a mutual lie and effort to push the boundaries of age and dissolve old limits and taboos.

In a way it’s almost like the sexual egos of mature women are fighting against the menopause: "Look I still can get semen, I am still adorable! And with Science I am gonna kick your ass Mother Nature!"

The new Breeders on the Block

Pregnant at 40+ and loving it!

In the past women past the magic age of 40 were left alone, because they were heading straight for their menopause and were therefore uninteresting as breeding material. Just wait a few more years and these women are great grandmother material.

But thanks to science, overall better health and life expectancy breeding for women after 40 is now pretty normal. And many young women prefer postpone babies longer and longer, so 35+ mothers are becoming the norm in western societies instead or rare exceptions.

And breeding can now be outsourced to a "working womb" if necessary. All you need to do is freeze your eggs in the right age and "seed" them if you are ready and rich enough to have your own kids.

So science has helped to beat the biological clock in some aspects and women can now have babies - apart from the very popular game of international adoption - in almost any age.

Guardian: Pregnancy among over-40s reaches ‘record high’

Let’s get some Sex in the City - and expand our current idea about society

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Let’s celebrate mature female consumerism and neurotic obsessions with the perfect wedding!

Conclusions?

In some way mature women are now doing the same what mature guys have been doing for ages: get out and have some fun with younger flesh. The TV shows are mostly about the usual "Relationship Porn" we love to watch (and stuff like Big Brother is the ultimate Social Porn anyway).

But the big picture is more complex: our aging societies are trying to cope with age and longevity. Behind all the modern media hype are serious questions: How do we live our lives NOT as passive grandmothers and grandfathers?

Most western people won’t have kids or grandkids when they cross the 40’s. There will be no families to fall back on - and often not even relationships - so we need new ways to socialize, form relationships on every level and "grow".

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Why wait for death when you are just 40 - when your life expectancy is beyond 80? This is just the middle of your life Darling!

The old pensioner is gone - the next generation of "oldies" will be more demanding, self centered and active. Science will try to keep them "awake" and active much longer. And since our population pyramid is so skewed we need mature people to work longer and harder.

That is why the old cliches about mature women (and men) are under attack and are currently reformulated (even on trivial levels): It’s ok to have fun beyond 40, it’s ok to fuck beyond 40 and it’s probably necessary to have kids beyond 40.

That is why our societies needs to be open minded and explore about new "phases" in our lives: start a new life with 40 or a family. Since we all will last beyond the age of 70 or 80 it’s important to allow ourselves to have many "phases" in one life - and not being condemned to one "path" one has chosen in her or his twenties or thirties.

orangeguru (05-27 18:35) | 7 Comments | Permalink
The Hot-Celebrity-Myth

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Photoshop and a great operator can greatly improve your career, even when you are already old and wrinkled. Hotness is no longer in the eye of the beholder, but based on the right image manipulation.

orangeguru (05-24 14:36) | 6 Comments | Permalink
Time for a delicious Picnic

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Ah springtime - finally I can grab my picnic basket and visit mother nature and her many yummy daughters for a yummy picnic.

orangeguru (05-24 0:25) | No Comments | Permalink
Lonely hearts in lonely kitchens

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Your Ikea nesting instinct made you buy the perfect kitchen and you are the perfect wife. You know how to perfectly please everybody. You know how to perfectly organize your perfect life. You read all the perfect books Oprah recommended to be perfect. And your career is going perfect too.

Too bad there is no perfect husband for your perfect fantasy world - and it’s perfectly normal that you are running out of time.

Fertility has a limited shelf life and so does your happiness … don’t waste it on perfection.

orangeguru (05-23 23:47) | No Comments | Permalink
Vivien Leigh Portrait

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Click image for a larger version.

They don’t make woman like that anymore - and such portraits. All modern photographer trying to emulate that look have failed so far. I guess it’s a matter of attitude and the right camera. Old optics were very different from today’s supertech digital cams.

And Vivien? She is just stunning. Just like Betty Davis she has that certain magic that has disappeared somewhere around the 1960’s …

Photographer: Does anyone know the artist? Thanks!

orangeguru (05-23 22:59) | 1 Comment | Permalink
2000’s Burkini

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Bikini + Burka = Bikini.

Now you know why Baywatch was such a hit in Muslim countries - and why there never will be a real Arab remake.

orangeguru (05-23 22:34) | No Comments | Permalink
Hedy Lamarr

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Madame Lamarr is not your usual silverscreen beauty - she had brains and lots of it. How many Hollywood actresses do you know that hold an U.S. patent?

What a fascinating woman!

Photographer: Does anyone know the artist behind the camera?

orangeguru (05-15 15:52) | No Comments | Permalink
The first Miss America wouldn’t win anything today - not even a sausage

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The year is 1921 and Margaret Gorman from Washington D.C. is the first Miss America. Compared to today’s beauty standards she isn’t very sexy: she lacks full lips, hips and tits. I guess back then people only cared for inner beauty and a good character?!

I am sure she also wanted World Peace!

orangeguru (05-04 12:01) | No Comments | Permalink



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