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Petrol Bitches

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Can anyone please point me to that petrol station filled with fuel cuties …

orangeguru (02-27 7:56) | No Comments | Permalink
Bagpuss

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Everybody should have a cute Bagpuss at home and steam it …

orangeguru (01-21 10:13) | No Comments | Permalink
Pierre-Auguste Renoir – Bather with blonde Hair

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I like Maestro Renoir’s strong use of colours and his humanistic style. Many of his paintings look cheesy and very old fashioned today.

This is my favourite from Renoir, because it shows a real women and not some idolized goddess or fantasy creature.

And the beauty on this image is also so very different from today’s super models.

1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.
3. Enjoy this painting for four minutes.
orangeguru (12-07 16:36) | No Comments | Permalink
The Little Princess Syndrome

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Why do we make little girls into little princesses instead of preparing them to be wise women and queens who take responsibility?

Many women never get out of that role and stick to naive and romantic world view.

Modern TV also sticks to that behaviour: all those Top Model reality TV series enforce that stupid behaviour – just be pretty and adorable.

orangeguru (11-30 18:52) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Young, single, female and built to birth

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The good old sentence "when are you getting married" is considered no longer to be "politically correct".

Thanks to Feminism young women are no longer pressured to marry, mate and pump out clones as young as possible. At least that’s what we pretend to tell ourselves in our modern lives.

But all the pressure to look sexy and adorable is all about being a good catch for mating. So the old biological pressure is still there – but simply disguised as a "personality cult" (I am so cool and adorable) and consumerism ("buy this and your social ranking rises" – translation: more people want to mate with you).

We still are unable to differentiate between a person’s biological physical capabilities and their true identity. Our sexuality is not our identity – it is just a genetic mission every member of your sex is programmed to follow.

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Red lips are a physical indicator that a female is aroused – not an indicator that you spent six years at an University …

It is such a joke when Women buy for example makeup to bring out "their personality" – it is actually only about advertising your fertility to sperm donors.

A new Post-Feminist-Movement wants females to be wild, sexy and smart, but that won’t stop the hormones from flowing and won’t guarantee happy relationships either.

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I am a "real women" – I stuffed myself to have extra fat reserves for growing a baby inside of me …

Especially sarcastic is the modern brain fart of "being a real women".

What does that mean?

Following your "female instincts" and therefore following your genetic programming anyway by simply getting humped by the best available partner?

Any woman – real or not – is built to birth.

Your fat ass is nothing else, but an energy storage when you get pregnant and nature has designed you to be a perfect birthing machine. Mother Nature is cruel: she gives a shit about your great personality, those many hours in the gym to get rid of that "baby food" or long years of education.

But we are not completely slaves to nature.

How about being a "real person" first – understanding that women are as much shaped to serve  the genetic programming as males are.

Unless both men and women understand and are truly in command of their sexuality there won’t be a new age of consciousness  and equality between the sexes.

orangeguru (11-25 21:06) | No Comments | Permalink
There is a Slut in my Trunk

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The 1970’s were so horny they supplied emergency rations with every car. Why is life so boring today?!

orangeguru (10-29 17:57) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Brassaï – Prostitute

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This great old Maestro Brassaï has an unmistakable style. His images always feature an harsh realism and show people as they are. But it is an “friendly” realism, even when he shoots poor people or embarrassing situations he keeps a friendly attitude.

He was a great observer.

orangeguru (10-20 21:23) | No Comments | Permalink
It’s official: pretty Women are bad for good conversations

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Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women

Thank you so much mother nature:

… to see if other men were affected in the same way, they recruited 40 male heterosexual students.

Each one performed a standard memory test where they had to observe a stream of letters and say, as fast as possible, if each one was the same as the one before last.

The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or female members of the research team before repeating the test.

The results showed men were slower and less accurate after trying to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their score.

But when the task was repeated with a group of female volunteers, they did not get the same results. Memory scores stayed the same, whether they had chatted to a man or a woman.

In a report on their findings the researchers said: ‘We conclude men’s cognitive functioning may temporarily decline after an interaction with an attractive woman.’

orangeguru (09-09 9:28) | No Comments | Permalink
Oh, you dirty animal!

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Women can’t leave the house without a male chaperon in Saudi Arabia and have to be covered

In contrast Saudi Man love their Camels, have Camel beauty contests and racing competitions. Something their women wouldn’t be allowed participate the similar human events.

The camels have more rights than women in Saudi Arabia.

orangeguru (09-05 7:24) | No Comments | Permalink
That erotic Look of Innocence

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Click image for more innocence.

That’s how we guys like it: old enough to be seduced, untouched to be deflowered, erotic makeup, red lips, wonderfully naive – so we can impress, terribly sexy and beautiful to get a proper boner.

There is always a fine line between being a molester of young girls and successful womanizer.

orangeguru (07-18 1:41) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Shy Audrey

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Modern movie stars are so "all over the place". A bit more shyness and reservation would often add some charm to some stars instead of that constant slutty behaviour to market themselves …

Give us style and grace instead of "secret" porn videos.

orangeguru (07-16 1:53) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Playboy Playmate Marilyn Monroe in 1953

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Click image for more Marilyn.

She didn’t have big breasts, she was not really exceptionally beautiful – but she had charm and charisma.

The shot is today a classic nude moment – back in 1953 is was simply sleaze. How times change …

orangeguru (07-13 23:54) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Evelyn De Morgan – Cadmus and Harmonia (1877)

Evelyn De Morgan – Cadmus and Harmonia (1877)

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Evelyn de Morgan belongs to the rare breed of female classical painters. Her Pre-Raphaelite style is as powerful and enchanting as that of her male colleagues.

orangeguru (06-30 18:09) | 2 Comments | Permalink
What’s with all the grunting Ladies?!

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Wimbledon – the Ladies take the court. But they grunt – a lot! This is more like a soft porn instead of a civilized tennis match.

Although the BBC says the grunting is getting less …

orangeguru (06-23 9:25) | 6 Comments | Permalink
The Thin-is-Beautiful-Myth

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It is a sign of decadence of the fashion world to make a disorder adorable. Fat ladies in the audience might wish to loose and be young again – but idolizing an unhealthy body type is sick …

orangeguru (06-17 22:06) | 2 Comments | Permalink
There is something about Marilyn

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There have been hundreds of blonde starlets aching for fame and glory. They all tried to allure us with their blonde hair, red lips, boobs and bedroom eyes. But only a few were as special as Miss Monroe.

Her personality made her special, that mixture of innocence, neediness and sex appeal.

orangeguru (06-04 15:57) | No Comments | Permalink
The Beauty-with-Brains-Myth

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As recent events have shown: Beauty and Brains rarely come in one package. And all the time spend grooming and presenting yourself is lost time to educating yourself. That much peroxide can’t be good for the brain either …

orangeguru (05-11 12:39) | No Comments | Permalink
The Big-Boobs-Make-You-Famous-Myth

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There is no shortage of Big Media Boobs and way too many women think some added silicon and beauty operation will grant them fame.

Your breasts might get famous, but you will only be another sleazy C-List Star. And many never and bigger oversized fertility princesses are waiting to take your place.

orangeguru (05-09 19:43) | 3 Comments | Permalink
The Perfect Promise

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Not always is what you see that what you get. But sometimes the perfect promise can be more exciting then it’s fulfilment …

orangeguru (04-14 21:45) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Only a few days left to meet some hot Easter Bunny

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The Easter Bunny gets ready … are you?

orangeguru (04-08 23:13) | No Comments | Permalink
Liz Taylor as Cleopatra

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Click image for a larger Queen.

I still think it is kinda stupid to let white people play non-whites, but Hollywood thinks in revenues not historical accuracy. But Liz Taylor certainly can play one of the most beautiful queens in history – because she can easily take that spot herself …

orangeguru (04-02 15:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Only-Women-can-love-so-deeply-Myth

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I wouldn’t call it “Love” – it’s called obsession or being a control freak Darling!

orangeguru (03-23 23:29) | No Comments | Permalink
Is it egg time already?

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I love artistic fluffy bunnies! You can paint me fertilizers any day …

orangeguru (03-12 3:40) | 2 Comments | Permalink
We are all Chocolate Sluts

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Just admit it: you want it, you need and you can’t survive the day without it. Our bodies love sugar, because it used to be a rare food resource. That is why we lust for it so much. But today we hove way too much calories on our plates (at least in rich countries).

And we also haven’t learned to control ourselves opposing this delicious temptation.

orangeguru (02-20 6:50) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Milky-Come-Shot-Myth

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Lovely females covered in a creamy substance – boring! Seen it a gazillion times and it’s boring unless you do the real thing behind it.

So please spare us your creamy shots.

orangeguru (02-03 22:31) | 1 Comment | Permalink
The Lipstick-Myth

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Lipstick won’t make you automatically sexy.

orangeguru (01-27 18:16) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Sexy long Hair

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Why Do we find such hair so sexy? Shiny long hair is a sign of a healthy person – so it’s an obvious indicator if that person is suitable for procreation. Just like for Makeup we spend gazillions of Euros for hair care products although that final piece of "warming fur" hardly needs to be pretty to warm our brains.

Since hair is tied to individualism and sexuality the military and many religions love to shave it off.

orangeguru (01-11 20:41) | No Comments | Permalink
The Sexy-Single-Mom-Myth

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Women without kids are always more attractive than those with a critter. Every guy knows he’ll play only second fiddle and your kid always comes first. And he also knows you won’t fall for the line “I want you to be the mother of my kids!” that easily …

orangeguru (01-09 23:58) | 3 Comments | Permalink
I see a great mountain to climb in 2009

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Don’t concentrate on the pain and effort to climb the mountain, focus instead on the pleasure of finally making it to the top!

There is a climax to every challenge.

orangeguru (01-07 17:21) | No Comments | Permalink
Herbert Draper – The Gates of Dawn 1900

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1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.

3. Study for two and a half minutes this great piece of art and all the drama.

Ah, breathtaking and awe inspiring art by Maestro Draper! He is truly a Master of dramatic moments and gentle colors.

Aurora is the Roman Goddess of Dawn is looking at from the gate. From Wikipedia:

In ancient Roman mythology Aurora, goddess of the dawn, renews herself every morning and flies across the sky, announcing the arrival of the sun. Her parentage was flexible: for Ovid she could equally be Pallantis, signifying the daughter of Pallas,[1] or the daughter of Hyperion.[2] She has two siblings, a brother (Sol, the sun) and a sister (Luna, the moon), and four children, the Winds

Aurora appears most often in Latin poetry with one of her mortal lovers. A myth taken from the Greek Eos by Roman poets tells that one of her lovers was the prince of Troy, Tithonus. Tithonus was a mortal, and would age and die. Wanting to be with her lover for all eternity, Aurora asked Zeus to grant immortality to Tithonus. Zeus granted her wish, however Aurora had failed to ask him for eternal youth. As a result, Tithonus ended up aging eternally. Aurora ended up turning her beloved Tithonus into a grasshopper.

orangeguru (01-03 0:39) | No Comments | Permalink
Black is indeed beautiful

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One doesn’t need to see everything to get fully excited.

Magnificent photo – does anybody know the artist?

orangeguru (01-01 16:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Detective World Sex Slaying Cover

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I often wonder how much these cheap magazines have influenced popular culture and our ideas about "hot women"?

Sexism has always been in art, but only modern mass media allowed the incredible flood of smut.

orangeguru (01-01 16:06) | No Comments | Permalink
Female Excitement

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Who said women don’t like pornography? Most of them indulge it all day long …

orangeguru (11-16 5:36) | No Comments | Permalink
Martin Schoeller – Female Bodybuilders

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Martin Schoeller is brutal. He has a keen eye for reality and not ashamed to showing you what he sees in a very honest and direct way. But he is presenting his point of view without any nasty afterthought.

His series "Female Bodybuilders" is pretty harsh, yet has it’s own beauty and fascination. The almost transmuted bodies of these women are very different from the skinny supermodels we are used to see. But they are also very different from everyday women.

They are unique by their own design and desire. Yet they also have a sad quality to them as well.

I think the photographer and his subjects are brave and honest in this series. Therefore they stretch our limits of perception and normality. Therefore it’s great art. Bodyart and photography.

orangeguru (11-14 2:01) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Forbidden French Fruits

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Click image for more forbidden dreams in black.

How dare you fantasizing about le Présidents wife?

Those time are over – she is a respectable woman now, only selling her raunchy tunes to ensure world peace and feed the children …

orangeguru (10-06 19:36) | No Comments | Permalink
The Art of showing nothing and everything

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There is simply too much frontal nudity and sex in most modern (erotic) photography. Most artist no longer know how to provoke imagination by intelligently showing nothing – and therefore revealing everything.

Please leave some space for my own fantasies – if I want it all I still can watch porn.

orangeguru (10-05 18:29) | 2 Comments | Permalink
John William Waterhouse – Windswept 1902

John William Waterhouse - Windswept 1902

Since it’s a stormy today – I have to post this fitting image.

orangeguru (09-27 15:04) | No Comments | Permalink
The Penis-Symbol-in-your-Hands-Myth

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Too many times woman lick or hold ice cream cones or stick other stuff down their throats. Sex sells – and oral sex or symbolism sells even more.

Yes, you are young and yummy. Yes, you are sexy. Yes, we guys want to inseminate you – but I still won’t buy your crappy product.

orangeguru (09-27 14:12) | No Comments | Permalink
The Peaceful-Women-Myth

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Sarah Paling shopping at the local McDeer.

Women just want world peace, nice shoes and chocolate.

Yeah right …

orangeguru (09-20 18:20) | No Comments | Permalink
Can you give me a hint?

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The old problem: we males often don’t know if it’s gentle teasing or just a plain and straight invitation.

Especially in our modern society there are half-naked and highly-oversexed girlies and power woman everywhere.

Are they just showing off how pretty they are – or did they show their wares specifically to me?

orangeguru (09-19 13:28) | No Comments | Permalink



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