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Petrol Bitches

orangeguru — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:56:00 +0000

Can anyone please point me to that petrol station filled with fuel cuties …

Bagpuss

orangeguru — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:13:00 +0000

Click image for more heat.

Everybody should have a cute Bagpuss at home and steam it …

Pierre-Auguste Renoir – Bather with blonde Hair

orangeguru — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:56 +0000

I like Maestro Renoir’s strong use of colours and his humanistic style. Many of his paintings look cheesy and very old fashioned today.

This is my favourite from Renoir, because it shows a real women and not some idolized goddess or fantasy creature.

And the beauty on this image is also so very different from today’s super models.

1. Click player below to start the music.

2. Click the image to dive into the art.
3. Enjoy this painting for four minutes.

The Little Princess Syndrome

orangeguru — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:52:23 +0000

Why do we make little girls into little princesses instead of preparing them to be wise women and queens who take responsibility?

Many women never get out of that role and stick to naive and romantic world view.

Modern TV also sticks to that behaviour: all those Top Model reality TV series enforce that stupid behaviour – just be pretty and adorable.

Young, single, female and built to birth

orangeguru — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:06:05 +0000

The good old sentence "when are you getting married" is considered no longer to be "politically correct".

Thanks to Feminism young women are no longer pressured to marry, mate and pump out clones as young as possible. At least that’s what we pretend to tell ourselves in our modern lives.

But all the pressure to look sexy and adorable is all about being a good catch for mating. So the old biological pressure is still there – but simply disguised as a "personality cult" (I am so cool and adorable) and consumerism ("buy this and your social ranking rises" – translation: more people want to mate with you).

We still are unable to differentiate between a person’s biological physical capabilities and their true identity. Our sexuality is not our identity – it is just a genetic mission every member of your sex is programmed to follow.

Red lips are a physical indicator that a female is aroused – not an indicator that you spent six years at an University …

It is such a joke when Women buy for example makeup to bring out "their personality" – it is actually only about advertising your fertility to sperm donors.

A new Post-Feminist-Movement wants females to be wild, sexy and smart, but that won’t stop the hormones from flowing and won’t guarantee happy relationships either.

I am a "real women" – I stuffed myself to have extra fat reserves for growing a baby inside of me …

Especially sarcastic is the modern brain fart of "being a real women".

What does that mean?

Following your "female instincts" and therefore following your genetic programming anyway by simply getting humped by the best available partner?

Any woman – real or not – is built to birth.

Your fat ass is nothing else, but an energy storage when you get pregnant and nature has designed you to be a perfect birthing machine. Mother Nature is cruel: she gives a shit about your great personality, those many hours in the gym to get rid of that "baby food" or long years of education.

But we are not completely slaves to nature.

How about being a "real person" first – understanding that women are as much shaped to serve the genetic programming as males are.

Unless both men and women understand and are truly in command of their sexuality there won’t be a new age of consciousness and equality between the sexes.

There is a Slut in my Trunk

orangeguru — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:57:00 +0000

The 1970’s were so horny they supplied emergency rations with every car. Why is life so boring today?!

Brassaï – Prostitute

orangeguru — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:23:37 +0000

This great old Maestro Brassaï has an unmistakable style. His images always feature an harsh realism and show people as they are. But it is an “friendly” realism, even when he shoots poor people or embarrassing situations he keeps a friendly attitude.

He was a great observer.

It’s official: pretty Women are bad for good conversations

orangeguru — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:28:41 +0000

Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women

Thank you so much mother nature:

… to see if other men were affected in the same way, they recruited 40 male heterosexual students.

Each one performed a standard memory test where they had to observe a stream of letters and say, as fast as possible, if each one was the same as the one before last.

The volunteers then spent seven minutes chatting to male or female members of the research team before repeating the test.

The results showed men were slower and less accurate after trying to impress the women. The more they fancied them, the worse their score.

But when the task was repeated with a group of female volunteers, they did not get the same results. Memory scores stayed the same, whether they had chatted to a man or a woman.

In a report on their findings the researchers said: ‘We conclude men’s cognitive functioning may temporarily decline after an interaction with an attractive woman.’

Oh, you dirty animal!

orangeguru — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:24:09 +0000

Women can’t leave the house without a male chaperon in Saudi Arabia and have to be covered

In contrast Saudi Man love their Camels, have Camel beauty contests and racing competitions. Something their women wouldn’t be allowed participate the similar human events.

The camels have more rights than women in Saudi Arabia.

That erotic Look of Innocence

orangeguru — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:41:30 +0000

Click image for more innocence.

That’s how we guys like it: old enough to be seduced, untouched to be deflowered, erotic makeup, red lips, wonderfully naive – so we can impress, terribly sexy and beautiful to get a proper boner.

There is always a fine line between being a molester of young girls and successful womanizer.

Shy Audrey

orangeguru — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:53:55 +0000

Modern movie stars are so "all over the place". A bit more shyness and reservation would often add some charm to some stars instead of that constant slutty behaviour to market themselves …

Give us style and grace instead of "secret" porn videos.

Playboy Playmate Marilyn Monroe in 1953

orangeguru — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:54:41 +0000

Click image for more Marilyn.

She didn’t have big breasts, she was not really exceptionally beautiful – but she had charm and charisma.

The shot is today a classic nude moment – back in 1953 is was simply sleaze. How times change …

Evelyn De Morgan – Cadmus and Harmonia (1877)

orangeguru — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:09:06 +0000

Click image for a larger version.

Evelyn de Morgan belongs to the rare breed of female classical painters. Her Pre-Raphaelite style is as powerful and enchanting as that of her male colleagues.

What’s with all the grunting Ladies?!

orangeguru — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:25:33 +0000

Wimbledon – the Ladies take the court. But they grunt – a lot! This is more like a soft porn instead of a civilized tennis match.

Although the BBC says the grunting is getting less …

The Thin-is-Beautiful-Myth

orangeguru — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:06:22 +0000

It is a sign of decadence of the fashion world to make a disorder adorable. Fat ladies in the audience might wish to loose and be young again – but idolizing an unhealthy body type is sick …

There is something about Marilyn

orangeguru — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:57:47 +0000

There have been hundreds of blonde starlets aching for fame and glory. They all tried to allure us with their blonde hair, red lips, boobs and bedroom eyes. But only a few were as special as Miss Monroe.

Her personality made her special, that mixture of innocence, neediness and sex appeal.

The Beauty-with-Brains-Myth

orangeguru — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:39:17 +0000

As recent events have shown: Beauty and Brains rarely come in one package. And all the time spend grooming and presenting yourself is lost time to educating yourself. That much peroxide can’t be good for the brain either …

The Big-Boobs-Make-You-Famous-Myth

orangeguru — Sat, 09 May 2009 18:43:58 +0000

There is no shortage of Big Media Boobs and way too many women think some added silicon and beauty operation will grant them fame.

Your breasts might get famous, but you will only be another sleazy C-List Star. And many never and bigger oversized fertility princesses are waiting to take your place.

The Perfect Promise

orangeguru — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:45:35 +0000

Not always is what you see that what you get. But sometimes the perfect promise can be more exciting then it’s fulfilment …

Only a few days left to meet some hot Easter Bunny

orangeguru — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:13:03 +0000

The Easter Bunny gets ready … are you?