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The Marketing-Genius-Myth

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Being a great sender doesn’t guarantee a good public reception. A Genius in denial is painful to watch, especially when you’re a a true believer …

orangeguru (07-21 17:15) | No Comments | Permalink
Now that’s what I call a good Antenna!

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The first working Aerial was built 1888 bei Heinrich Hertz. But it seems that not all gadget vendors have mastered that ancient technology.

In today’s wireless world “bad reception” is a capital sin.

orangeguru (07-11 15:29) | No Comments | Permalink
3D-TV-Madness – get that extra Dimension of Boredom

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The World of Consumer Electronic can be divided into two categories: selling you overpriced cool NEW stuff (like iPads) and desperate attempts to make very OLD technology sexier.

3D-TV is such a sad case of trying to making old crap more exciting and charging you a lot of money for it.

3D is a kind of technology zombie that comes to live at least once every decade. There have been many attempts to make 3D movies, 3D TVs and recently 3D Gaming appealing to the masses.

But only a few ventures like Avatar have been commercially successful, but none of these attempts lasted longer than a year or so.

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Come home with me and I show you some exciting 3D.

I am glad to see that even the dumb TV watching masses are smart enough to "see" that they don’t need that extra dimension. A good movie is a good movie – even in 2D.

Most of all: a good story stimulates your brain – that pseudo 3D effect is not needed to bond with charming or fascinating character. It’s all about the "content" on your screen – not the screens technology.

orangeguru (07-05 14:21) | No Comments | Permalink
Burn Kitty burn!

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A "Hello Kitty!"-Toaster itself is mad enough. But the true mad genius is it’s ability to toast Kitty’s Face on your bread.

Life is kawaii!

orangeguru (06-12 16:30) | No Comments | Permalink
Cheap Phones are smarter Phones

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While the Press and Alpha-Geeks are obsessed with the newest and most powerful gadgets it’s not the iPhone or some new Blackberry that bring change.

Especially in Africa and Asia cheap cell phones helped a lot to stimulate the economy and allow cheaper communication for poor people.

Those people need cheap, rugged and  long lasting cell phones, that can run for days without seeing a power plug. The Nokia C1 pictured above is such a phone. For the average African such a phone is already a luxury item, something like an iPhone is beyond the reach of most.

orangeguru (06-06 15:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Happy 30th Birthday Rubik’s Cube

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And another Anniversary – this time the ultimate brain teaser. To be honest I never bought a Cube and the few times I tried I failed miserably. But nevertheless it is a great modern toy.

I think this little Cube is pure genius: the engineering to make all the bits rotate is amazing and as a toy it’s highly inspiring. In it’s simplicity it’s amazing! Not many toys are that "deep".

orangeguru (05-27 11:03) | No Comments | Permalink
Apple’s real target group for the iPad: 99 year old Ladies with bad eyesight

Actually the video is very touching … this is Virginia Campbell first computer ever. I am pretty she’ll be on Facebook pretty soon and enjoy the wonders of LOL-Catz as well …

So behave all you young people and pervs out there!

Welcome to Cyberspace Virginia!

PS: Next week she’ll get an MacBook Pro so she can make backups of all the eBooks, iFart-Apps and Rap Albums she bought.

orangeguru (04-23 17:11) | No Comments | Permalink
Smart Phones vs Dumb Users

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How many phone numbers do you have memorized? Do you know your schedule for the next ten days? Do you know the addresses of your ten best mates and business partners? Can you still do simple calculations without an external brain?

The human brain can perform amazing feats and some people can for example recite the Koran. A brain needs to be used and trained …

orangeguru (04-07 22:18) | No Comments | Permalink
The Knowledge Society is all about Data Convergence and not proper Thinking

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Human culture was primarily about survival: recording, archiving and handing over proven methods in the fight against nature and the human condition.

Culture can only exist if we can record knowledge. First we relied on our brains and transferred stories via song and rhymes from Generation to Generation (BTW: Is there a Windows Upgrade song?).

The invention of written records changed everything, because it allowed us to document and record all our knowledge in greater details. Written Records were much more secure and reliable than pure Oral History.

No surprise that the first great societies to use written records for taxation, laws and property

And the written word is still the basis for our societies: all our laws and contracts are made in writing …

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Can you read old Babylonian Cuniform?

Knowledge Tools

Knowledge tools have the following functions: a standardised code for data, some way of entering/editing the data, an archiving medium as permanent as possible, a way of indexing all the data available and transporting/transmitting the data to others.

Entering data with a Quill on the archiving media Paper was pretty tedious, editing a bitch and data transmission a pretty tiresome process – at least for the last few hundred years …

The Data Code

Knowledge recording is all about standards: if your recording changes the "code" for example in midsentence or it’s meaning only known to you then it’s pretty useless for future generations.

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Without the Rosetta Stone we couldn’t "decode" old Egyptian Hieroglyphs.

The Data Entry

The stick seems to be the human data entry medium of choice for a long time: it was used to press letters into clay or wax tablets. It got an update as brush, pen or quill. Only recently the "stick" was replaced by keyboards.

One small note on data entry: writing / typing "blindly" was once an important skill in the industrial age. Today most computer users "point" like little kids at the letter they want. Overall our "point and click" interfaces seem a step back and slow us down …

The Recording Medium

Paper is still the most widely used recording medium and as a very durable too. I honestly doubt that you can "read" anything from a 500 year old USB stick or hard drive.

But Paper, Clay, Wax or Papyrus are not very fast medias and can only be automated for retrieval with a huge technological effort (ever seen a Papyrus-Server-Raid?).

Magnetic Medias like Hard Drives and Tapes are more machine friendly – but we also need machines to make them readable again for Humans.

So today’s knowledge infrastructure is primarily for machines, not humans.

A good example are search machine robots that "crawl" other machines (web servers) to "read" and index their content …

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You want your data back … stupid human …

The Index – the Basis for Retrieval

Knowledge without Structure or Index is pretty useless. Try finding all related entries to one topic in ten books and it’s already hard work. Try to do the same with 100 or 10.000 books – or hundreds of Terabyte of Data.

Most people hardly know Index Cards these days, but they know what a Search Function is.

The automatic Indexing of Data (and fast transmission) were the real game changers of the Digital Revolution, they allow totally new knowledge applications.

Data Retrival is fast and almost instantly – anyone who has searched for days or even months in huge archives for (paper) records knows the tough difference …

Gutenberg’s Movable type and Index Cards were a big step. The Renaissance could have never happened without the thousands of printers cranking out books. Reproducing books took months or even years before the printing press …

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The Killer App of the Renaissance: the Book and Index Cards.

Today we can copy the whole of Wikipedia under ten minutes. New Knowledge on the Web is often indexed within seconds of it’s publication and is also immediately available for retrieval.

The Data Transmission

Postal Services and Couriers have long been our fastest "data networks".

Compare sending a holiday postcard via snail mail to sending your snapshots via your iPhone. Almost instant transmission – and very reliable and cheap too.

Once again: transmitting / copying huge amounts of Knowledge is easy, cheap and pretty reliable today. There are no Couriers who loose important "data" or get shot …

Nasty Side Effects

The fast data transmission / retrieval has created a new Realtime Knowledge Society with a nasty side effect.

Instead of really needing to remember and understand things we "know" we can "search" for it everywhere and anytime.

We have started to outsource (important) knowledge to machines. Sure we always relied on notebooks, calendars and address books to organize our lives, but "searching" is becoming a more important skill than "knowing" and "understanding".

The problem is, that to understand an ever complex world you need to "understand" stuff and not just know where to find knowledge itself.

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How knows everything today?

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Producing written records was never easier –and even making audio recordings, videos and photos is child’s play now.

All major technologies (typewriter, punch cards, records, radio, TV, photography and cinematography) have been around since the early 20th century – but in the last twenty years we almost all these technologies converge into smaller and smaller devices.

But it’s not about the convergence of the recording and storage technologies (once machine to record words, sounds, images and videos), but also editing, indexing and connecting all the painstakingly collected data.

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The Weapon of Choice for the Modern Jungle …

While Index Cards allowed old fashioned Libraries to "connect" knowledge in the old days – today software is our friend.

Software allows all these new recording devices to be much smarter than a dumb book. Google is the new Index Card, Word the new Quill and the iPad the new Wax Tablet.

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YouTube circa 1960′s?

Brave New Data World

Many Futurists and Writers have warned us about a bleak computerized Future. But many warnings like Big Brother was never about computers, but about a totalitarian System.

The Romans and Nazi Germany created such terrible states without the help of computers.

The future is positive for the culture of the human race: instead of many "storage devices" the Internet will became our mutually shared "book" of everything.

Cloud Computing and Crowd Sourcing (like Wikipedia) emerge as the new Knowledge Tools – and we are all "high" on data …

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Knowing stuff is not the same as thinking about stuff …

Cogito ergo sum

But the real question is if all these amazing Knowledge Tools are really advancing the Human Race & Culture?

Until the arrival of Digital Tools we humans had to interact and really work with Knowledge to gain Knowledge. (Sure you could buy many books and not read them – and stay ignorant.)

Today Knowledge is more and more outsourced to machines and machine recommendations.

To truly advance as a Society and as an Individual it’s all about understanding the connections and interactions between different pieces of Knowledge.

Robots are more and more translating and editing our Knowledge into atomized Database Snippets. They also keep records of the connections and interactions between these "bits" – but do we Humans?

Are we drowning in a Sea of Knowledge? Are we loosing the daily training of mentally working through knowledge, re-evaluating, rethinking and rephrasing it? Data Surfing is not the same as "chewing" on it.

To stay the sharpest knife in the drawer you have to use your mind constantly and not borrow someone else’s blade …

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Great movie and a terrible vision for our future …

Is the Idiocracy coming?

The so called Knowledge Society is alive and well. Billions of people use the web to retrieve and discuss bits of Knowledge.

But it’s also true that the "group think" and "well informed ignorance" has increased as well.

Modern Myths, Corporate Propaganda and Political Spin still have a huge impact on Individuals as well as Society as a whole – although often a simple search and some "thinking" could dispel half-truths and lies. It seems that the Knowledge Society is the ideal tool for creating "noise" to drown out any clear signal (of enlightenment).

Processing Knowledge is not the same as retrieving it. Ignorance is today the biggest sin of so called "responsible" Citizens. The excuse "I didn’t know" is an insult in the Age of Google. Asking for Knowledge is so easy these days, but Understanding the Answer something completely different?

orangeguru (04-06 12:25) | No Comments | Permalink
Your Notebook needs fresh Air – just like you!

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Laptops have become much cooler in recent years, but heat is still an operational problem.

Cooler notebooks last longer and too much heat can make your system crash.

Here are some simple tips:

  1. Make sure the vents are not covered up, this is especially a problem when they are at the bottom of the notebook and you put the machine on cloth (like watching a video in bed).
  2. Try to use notebook cooler or under layer made of glass or metal (like a metal mouse pad). If you don’t have neither use some small object like a real book to tilt the computer a bit, so air can circulate better under the machine.
  3. Notebooks are like Hoovers they suck in all the dust around them. After a few months the inside of your notebook is clogged up with dust. The ventilator has to work harder and harder to cool it. That is why many notebooks get noisier over time. Open up the notebook (or let some support guy do it) and use your Hoover or some compressed air to clean out all the dirt.
  4. Some notebooks with high end graphic cards can overheat nevertheless during demanding gaming sessions. A notebook cooler can only blow from below, so it might help to get an additional USB fan to add some cooling air from above.

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I highly recommend doing #3 at least every six month – it really helps a lot.

orangeguru (03-03 9:46) | No Comments | Permalink
The modern Car – the real Mensch-Maschine

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We no longer simply can travel from A to B – we demand constant entertainment and we connect to our social lives as well .

So the Car of this Generation are more like rolling entertainment and information hubs, plastered with screens and multi media players.

The Car offers Bluetooth, a Cell Phone Charger and an iPod Connection as well. And the Car itself speaks to Satellites for Navigation and it’s Manufacturer about it’s health.

Modern Cars are the first machines we willingly accept instructions from. We blindly trust their commands …

orangeguru (03-01 7:34) | No Comments | Permalink
Are Smart Phones Making Us Dumb?

Vint Cerf is a smart guy – he is one of the Fathers of the Internet.  So he know technology and it’s impact.

I think we are slowly understanding the recent impact of “the information at your fingertips”: we have more access to information and better knowledge tools, but more and more people do NOT learn how to dissect, understand and expand that knowledge.

orangeguru (02-11 7:47) | 2 Comments | Permalink
ePaper – you still can’t wipe your Arse with it and they just want your money anyway

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The electronic book is a wet dream for gadget makers and publishers alike. Since the dawn of the CD-ROM they have tried hard to give us the eBook as well as the eNewspaper.

Finally new technology like the Kindle seem to make that possible.

But I think the whole approach is wrong. You simply can’t simulate paper digitally – it’s physical attributes can’t be replicated on a screen.

You can only "advance" the concept and idea of reading and organizing a series of texts into a coherent bigger "story" (book) or collection of articles (newspaper).

We already have that new concept and you are using it right now: it’s called a browser.

People have disliked reading PDFs for years and prefer content in their browsers.

The only reason why they want shove eBooks and eNewspapers down our throats is that they want us to pay for it. We still connect to the concept of "books" and "newspapers" that we have to pay for it. Anything in a browser is supposed to be free.

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Amazon wants us all to use a Kindle, so they can track and watch what we read. 

Those eReaders are all about buying content and digital rights management. And we already have seen that the Amazon Kindle as well as the iPhone (another big eBook plattform) have remote killswitches. If they want those companies can simply switch off access to any content you bought and downloaded for on YOUR own machine.

This is very easy to do with electronic gadgets with an internet – try to that with an old fashioned newspaper or book …

orangeguru (01-20 9:56) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Noughties: The Triumph of the Pixel – digital Video and Photography are now everywhere

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To own a digital camera at the end of the 1990′s was pretty unusual and expensive. Ten years later almost every gadget seems to be able to shot photos and videos – even in High-Definition …

Cheap Sensors

The arrival of cheap sensors and storage allowed cell phone and computer manufacturer to stuff a camera into almost every gadget we carry around. There are hardly any cell phones or notebooks without a cam these days.

And the Quality! There was literally an explosion of pixel power – who would today bother with a 1-Mega-Pixel-Camera? Sure pixel resolution is not everything, but the image quality has equally improved with pixel quantity.

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Early Nokia prototypes …

Cheap Monitors

But the Revolution of the Pixel includes LCD monitors – which are now huge and cheap (my current 24"-Samsung-Display would have been astronomically expensive in 1999). The analogue monitor is dead – LCDs have overtaken our eyes. Their sharpness and extreme colour range has redefined our viewing habits.

Cheap Storage and Bandwidth

Big sensor create big images – but today we also have the CHEAP big memory cards, sticks and chips to store them – as well as fast broadband to send our crappy holiday shots to all our friends and social media appendices via eMail or Social Media website (like Flickr and Facebook).

The Real Changes: record anything everywhere and at anytime

Because not only Big Brother has CCTV cameras everywhere we mere mortals can and do record anything. Thanks to YouTube and Flickr (and their clones) we can and do share everything we record.

In the last ten years there has been a flood of digital videos and photos. I suspect we all shot more images and hours of footage in these last ten years with our cheap gadgets than all generations before us?!

And the pixelated flood will continue.

On the web you can videos of any occasion and situation: from airplanes crashes, terrorist attacks, amateur sex and children’s birthdays. It alls there.

I wonder how he feels about that (public) video in twenty years?

The new global sharing culture enables us to share our lives with others and see how others live their life’s. It has never been so easy to experience, study and learn the human condition.

Since we love Social Porn (<- see my essay on that subject here) this trend will continue. It’s not Big Brother watching us – we love to show ourselves and watch others. This was first limited to celebrities and personal holiday snapshots. Today we can record and broadcast our own lives 24/7 – and some people already do.

That also means that social acceptance of being watched by the government and others has risen. In a world were everybody can record, share and watch everyone the old idea of privacy is gone …

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We all know what you did ten summers ago … and you will never be able to delete that image …

The Real Changes: the Web never forgets and will find you

The global visual sharing culture has just begun, already billions of images and videos are online. And the web never forgets …

In the last century your parents were probably the keepers and guardians of your embarrassing childhood shots – today compromising material will sooner or later land on the web.

Many employers as well as "friends" check on Facebook and other social media your history before they get closer.

Thanks to Geo-Tagging and Facial Recognition it will be much easier to find a specific person in a gazillion images and videos. There is no such thing as anonymity in this brave new pixel world.

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Reality – captured from many slightly different perspectives. 

The Real Changes: the global Big Picture and Synthesized Reality

Soon there won’t  be a place that hasn’t been photographed or captured in video. We will have a complete visual memory of our planet.

But there is more: all these images and technology will not only allow us to "find" each other – it will allow us to merge all that huge image and video pool into synthesized memory spaces (<- read my essay here).

Smart software literally stitches photos into a 3D-environment and connect / compute additional information into that "space".

When you think that Google Streetview and Google Earth are pretty amazing than hold on to your socks – the new kind of search will finally feel like stranger than any science fiction movie you have seen …

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Is it real or is it … HDR?

The Real Changes: Reality is not as good as High-Definition

The last ten years have also brought a different change: the way we perceive what "reality" should look like.

Cameras, monitors and videos have slowly changed from the old 4:3 format to 16:9. The future is no longer square, but widescreen …

But the sharpness, colour range and contrast of images has changed dramatically, best illustrated by so called HDR-Images.

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Before and after the HDR treatment …

Similar to before mentioned synthesized memory spaces already available cameras can combine several shots into one "High dynamic range image" that looks more real than reality.

Before the arrival of digital tools (read Photoshop or Paint Boxes for professional TV and Film productions) it was very hard to manipulate images.

Today almost any cheap camera or cell phone cam offers "image improvement filters" ranging from simple red eye removal to face finders and even body slimmers.

All these technologies have changed our perception of reality: old black & white television was unreal, even analogue colour TV looks unreal to a certain degree – and so do "classic" photos.

But today’s image technology allows us to create images and videos that look and feel more real than reality, but catching and synthesizing more details, sharpness and speed than ever before.

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Remember him? 

The Real Changes: The Decade of Photoshop Fakery and empty Movies with too much CGI

The last ten years saw the Perfection of Fakery – thanks to tools like Photoshop, After Effects and many other image manipulation tools.

Movies like Jurassic Park and Matrix paved the way for CGI in movies – and helped the directors to tell amazing tales. But today many movies and TV shows feel boring, because there are too many "amazing effects". Special effects have turned into a big bore …

But Photoshop & Co are now also the #1 toys for Fakery – from Beauty Magazines and Advertising to Viral Videos – Fakes are now everywhere.

Every time people see today an amazing photo or video they distrust what they see: "Is it photoshopped or is it real?!"

Fakery is increasingly hard to spot and image manipulation is now standard for almost anything you see printed or on TV.

Especially advertising was always about fake reality, but now that advertised reality looks absolutely real and can be even more beautiful than ever before. Especially woman still try to "achieve" the beauty standards in advertising – but these fake beauties are unreal and do not exist … their "level of beauty" can never be reached by any real person …

LonelyGirl15 – the first YouTube Superstar? 

The Real Changes: Democratization of Broadcasting

When 8 mm movies came out it was touted as the Hollywood revolution for everyone. But the technology was cumbersome, expensive and difficult to master.

Today a GOOD video camera is affordable even for amateurs and the quality is amazing. Editing and special effects software is also cheap and basically the same the real Pros in Hollywood use.

But most of all there is now a global and cheap way to show and distribute your videos: the web.

New talent and film students can create movies and no longer rely on movie theatres, Hollywood studios or TV broadcasters to bring their work to the masses.

That means there is a wider platform for artists, moviemakers and crap alike – but it is most of all a true democratization of moviemaking and broadcasting like never before.

Low Budget series like LonelyGirl15 became global brands / phenomenon’s. Becoming a superstar on a budget was no possible!

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Hello Human! Do you know where are you going to?

The Real Changes: 3D-Environments and Augmented Reality will change how we deal with real life

Today we are quite used to "live" in 3D spaces, either in games or car navigation systems – not too mention Google Earth …

The visuals of Computer Games have made a huge leap forward in the last 10 years. The X-Box, Playstation 2 and Wii can deliver incredible visuals.

Games have been pushing simulated 3D worlds for now over 20 years. New games look incredibly realistic and have left it’s visually primitive forefather Pong far behind.

But 3D engines, geo-tagging, camera sensors and search engines will merge into a new technology called Augmented Reality.

Here you look at the world through a computer display – and the computer will analyze what you and it sees – and add additional information.

The simplest form of this technology have been car navigation systems, but newer versions will go much further.

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This is just a simply version of AR …

They could tell you for example which people or businesses are in a building nearby, because a search engine show you all information regarding the location you are currently at – and also know thanks to other peoples computers and cell phones who is currently near that exact spot you are standing.

Like other technologies this will make us even more dependent on our little gizmos. The pocket calculator robbed us of the need to learn math. The cell phone is our external memory for phone numbers, addresses and even our schedule (be honest how many phone numbers can you remember?).

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Augmented Play Time …

Most people could hardly read maps anyway, but Augmented Reality will make them totally dependent on where to go. And thanks to "smart software" it will tell them what to shop where and that the person in front of them is their wife …

Conclusion: a new form of Telepresence

We are developing a totally new visual culture. Once the invention of photography radically changed how we captured reality and made it permanent – so will the digital capture, global storage and synthesizing of photos and videos.

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Everybody needs a cam like this and everybody will wear some form of camera in the future anyway …

Thanks to a coming 24/7 always-on camera capture we will also develop a new form of Telepresence we have developed in the last century: first there was the telegraph that allowed almost instant reporting of events far away. Then came the telephone and radio, which allowed us to hear live events far away. With television we suddenly had eyes and ears all over the globe. We could watch catastrophes and music concerts unfold live.

A global web connected camera network will allow us to watch anything everywhere. It is not just a network for "watching" – it also will record, store and cross connect everything it sees.

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The new telepresence and visual network will let you watch such events even from "unrecorded" angles …

This global camera network is not like Big Brother – it is a decentralized sister network, which consists of millions of independent digital eyes and ears that record and record …

Like a computer game all that data can be used to replay and synthesize the events it captured.

orangeguru (01-02 22:52) | No Comments | Permalink
It’s amazing how many Technologies and Gadgets are merged in an iPhone

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Blue Sony walkman cassette recorder player on white

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I hope I didn’t miss one? ;-)

orangeguru (11-30 19:26) | No Comments | Permalink
Monitor with built-in webcam, microphone and flimsy speakers

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Like the "compact stereo system" – the new Übermonitors suck. Apart from notebooks – who should include everything for portability – all other gadgets should be "separate". So when one part breaks it doesn’t spoil all other "elements" and usually the built-in components are not top notch, so you want to replace them anyway – but you can’t. The speakers suck and the webcam/microphone are not as good as say a good Logitech one.

orangeguru (11-21 22:23) | No Comments | Permalink
The Evolution of Apple’s Mouse

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It basically turned from a 1970′s brown box to an expensive pebble. And Apple still pretends it’s only a single button mouse – keeping up that old idiotic paradigm of fake simplicity.

Some “instruments” have a certain complexity to them: a computer keyboard needs all keys to work. And the Mac OS has been supporting right-clicks for a long time – but Apple still wants users to perceive the Mac as especially “simple” to use.

But it’s new multitouch mouse isn’t simple at all. It takes some training to get it right.

orangeguru (10-27 12:39) | 6 Comments | Permalink
Meet the iPhone’s Daddy: Apple’s failed Newton

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Click ad for more Apple Newton.

Lang before Smartphones computer vendors tried to sell us Personal Digital Assistants. The vision was there, but the hardware was too big and too slow to make it work.

Apple’s Newton was a brave experiment hardly anyone know anymore. I owned two Newtons, because I though the technology was fantastic. But for daily use it was crap.

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Only a black & green display – but already with funky special effects. You could expand the Newton with special cards …

For text input you had to learn to write special characters so Newton could understand what you were trying to say. Apple scrapped that feature completely with the touch screen keyboard in the iPhone. You always needed that special pen to operate all these PDAs, which was pretty stupid. Although I am not a big fan of today’s touch screens, but they are much better than those pens.

The Newton died a quick and miserable dead. Apple didn’t try very hard to make it work.

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Graffiti Gestures – bit odd at first, but it really worked after some training.

The Palm Pilot a few years later made the PDA market really fly. This was in a time, when cell phones were too stupid to be used to remember addresses, appointments or be synched with Outlook.

Some of the apps for the Palm (and Newton) were really great! The iPhone still hasn’t the same amount of good office applications and synchronization tools the Newton and the Palm offered. That is why I still consider the iPhone a lifestyle product and not a true mobile business tool.

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I owned also a Handspring Edge – a small, but brilliant Palm clone. You could attack a pretty good portable keyboard to it – something the iPhone completely lacks as well.

In the end the Palm died as well. Better cell phones supplanted the address book and time management for which the Palm was mostly used.

And they offered eMail and Internet access the Palm struggled with for a long time. Plus cheap notebooks finally became lighter and affordable, so a bastard device like the PDA no longer made sense: there is no real middle ground between a good cell phone and notebook/netbook.

orangeguru (10-20 20:59) | No Comments | Permalink
Why we hated tapes

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Thank the Digital Gods for iPods, hard drives and flash memory. Tapes were a great and cheap medium. Remember when we taped Top of Pops from radio or made great mix tapes for our beloved girlfriends?

But tape sucked: finding the right track was hard by winding it all forward and backward. All that winding drained your Walkmans batteries and wasted precious time. Some weaker Walkmans couldn’t "pull" long C120 tapes …

The sound of tapes wasn’t that bad – because radio and records weren’t that great either. But when the CD appeared you could hear the difference, which sucked.

And tapes could simply tear or the cheap plastic parts inside could brake. So you had to know how to repair a precious tapes.

Good bye tape – you won’t be missed … ever!

orangeguru (10-20 20:23) | No Comments | Permalink
Lithium could spoil the Green Energy Party

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All our Gadgets currently rely on lithium-ion-batteries. But it’s not only the gadgets industry that relies heavily on Lithium, also the Electro-Cars need this material in HUGE quantities.

The only problem is that Lithium is a very rare element and the worlds reserves are pretty limited. China is emerging as the biggest producer and is seriously considering limiting the export of this precious material.

So either we have to find a substitute or a new way to produce huge amounts of Lithium.

orangeguru (10-14 18:31) | No Comments | Permalink
Brett Domino you are totally Kraftwerk 2.0

Yes, Nerds can make music … all they needs is some gadgets to get rappin’. Brett Domino and his crew are brilliant. Make sure to visit his website or his YouTube channel.

Uh, all this nerdy excitement and brilliance makes me giggle like a little girl!

orangeguru (10-14 18:12) | 3 Comments | Permalink
Hello Kitty Computer Companion

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Ah, the Wonders of digital consumerism! The figure will react to your voice or simply act randomly. I need one asap – get yours here.

orangeguru (10-13 22:25) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Early Answering Machines

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Most youngster wouldn’t believe how complicated and terrible the first answering machines were. It was especially hard to get back your phone once they answered the call first …

orangeguru (07-18 2:03) | No Comments | Permalink
Size doesn’t matter – good Content does

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When this Mini-TV was introduced everybody thought it’s a stupid idea. Small transistor radios sold well, but nobody believed in the idea of "portable television".

Today the screens on iPods, cell phones with video and other portable video devices are hardly bigger, but people are mad about watching clips, TV episodes and whole movies on such tiny screens.

Madness!

But once again the quality technology is not important, as long as it is convenient and the content is good. People are willing to put up with technological limits if they are captured by good shows and stories.

Bigger screens, THX and all that nonsense is simply an added bonus, but not the most important thing about listening to a good song or watching an excellent video.

orangeguru (05-19 23:11) | No Comments | Permalink
Sinclair QL – what a great and underappreciated machine

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When I was a kid and heard about the Sinclair QL I was on fire! Great processor, stylish design and powerful graphics. But Sinclair blew the product launch and sold the machine before it was ready for the market. The rest is history as they say.

I still think this is a great machine.

orangeguru (04-14 21:10) | No Comments | Permalink
Skype for the iPhone and T-Mobile’s stupid Games

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The Deutsche Telekom or Magenta Giant as it’s called here in Germany has never had a good reputation based on it’s often terrible services and products.

Once again T-Mobile proves that it’s still a crappy company. It has decided to block Skype on it’s German networks – so iPhone Users can’t save money and use the net as freely as it should be.

We need Net Neutrality for cell phone data networks as much as for the normal net.

orangeguru (04-08 23:05) | No Comments | Permalink
Your Cell Phone is better than old TV Cameras

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Technological progress is amazing. In hardly 50 years we have developed very capable video chips to incorporate in almost every gadget.

Most modern cell phones or digi cams can now record video in a higher resolution and more frames per second than the first TV heavy duty cameras. And thanks to innovations like YouTube or Ustream.tv you can broadcast yourself globally at no extra cost …

orangeguru (03-31 19:20) | No Comments | Permalink
New Design Trend: This-will-do-Products

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The Recession hasn’t started this trend – but it certainly will push it ahead. More and more consumer products don’t include more and more features – but less. They go for a new minimalism that is just enough to finish the task at hand.

I think it’s an excellent trend. We need smaller, smarter und simpler products – in addition to over-engineered thingies like the iPhone and the Hummer.

Small is beautiful was always a design mantra, but “This will do” should be another one. Products that will do the job without any bells and whistles – which save cost, material and energy.

orangeguru (03-23 23:53) | No Comments | Permalink
There is no escape: technology will synthesize us all into digital memory spaces

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So many events are snapped and recorded by hundreds if not thousands of gadgets – and beamed all over the world.

The best example is Obama’s recent Inauguration. The event was recorded from a gazillion angles (or literally points of view). They were saved in our shared digital memory to be be digested by the intranets.

But there is more.

Microsofts Photosynth shows how these collective recording can be merged / synthesized into a fuzzy hyperlinked historical "space".

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Click image for more details.

You can experience this new technology on the CNN website – but you need to install a new plug-in for your browser for the magic to work.

Photosynth creates this virtual environment from hundreds of pictures. It’s like a walk able picture space. Amazing, but not very useful yet. But I am sure future versions will be able to synthesize videos, audio and images into one "space".

But once again there is more.

With additional facial recognition you will not only be able to pick people out of the crowd, but each person will be linked to their available data all over the intranets as well.

Just like Google Maps currently records every street view in major cities all over the world – so will we ourselves share moments of our lives online by recording videos, sharing our photos, our travel reports on blogs and locations via Twitter or similar services.  And EVERYTHING will be stitched together by "intelligent" software.

A few years in the future our real lives are more or less publicly recorded by our gadgets and saved on the internet.

Information at your fingertips? Nah, more like "Your life on my screen in every detail."

orangeguru (01-27 18:47) | No Comments | Permalink
New cell Phones confuse the hell out of Users

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BBC News: New phone features ‘baffle users’

Apart from the phone designers – is anyone surprised about this?

Most touch screens are only meant for the tiny fingers of 12 year old Asian girls. Most people press at least three functions operating these touch mine fields.

The interfaces are fully Disney-compatible – full of eye candy instead of clear and easy to understand visuals.

To configure mobile internet application or simply the included synching software is often a nightmare. Add Bluetooth networking to make it even more confusing and you have the perfect consumers nightmare.

Those smart phones are hardly smart – most of the intelligence has still to come from the user to make these bloody things work.

orangeguru (01-21 0:45) | No Comments | Permalink
The Monster on your head – the Logitech G35 Dolby Surround Headset

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It is amazing how much money kids and overgrown gamers spend for just killing each. This headset monstrosity is a mixture between a helmet and stereo system. How much electronics do you need to blow a loud "boooooom" into a 14 year old brain?

And this thing adds to the already huge energy bill of gaming systems as well: the overpowered processor, incredibly power hungry graphic card(s) and cooling systems.

Madness.

Why don’t you try beating each other with sticks? That much more exciting and at least you get some exercise?!

orangeguru (01-07 16:19) | No Comments | Permalink
Wish for 2009: Finally a Smartphone that deserves that name

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All these new phones are all a disappointment: iPhone 3G, Blackberry Storm and Android – and many others as well. They all are overpriced and have at least one serious no-go flaw.

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And the price plans of most (German) carriers are more or less robbery.

So gimme better phones and price plans – and I might buy one of these bloody contraptions to replace my brilliant yet humble Motorola F3.

orangeguru (12-31 8:59) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Pink Girly Keyboard that even includes a bloody Mirror

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Since computers have become lifestyle products instead of tools many companies have started to pander to very different types of consumers.

Pink Tech is already causing me eye cancer every time I encounter it in shops (Video 1 and Video 2).

But this pink keyboard from Greybusters with a mirror really takes the cake. And don’t miss all their other great offerings!

Could anyone please stop these people? It hurts.

orangeguru (10-15 20:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Just gimme a simple phone – not these crappy Übergadgets

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Each time I test some shiny new phone in a cell phone shop I am appalled by it’s stupidity and lack of ‘usability’.

Most of these ‘smartphones’ have mutated in almost unusable cell phones. The menus are too complicated, the battery time is bad, sound quality is often mediocre and call handling was too cumbersome.

But developers and gadget vendors can’t help themselves stuffing ever more function into these gadgets. But for whom?

Most people simply want a phone with a simple address book and texting capabilities.

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The number of iPhone or Smartphone user who really use ALL the functions of their gizmos is rather limited, but companies insist of giving as all these additional ‘distractions’ even when we don’t want them.

Most annoying of all: the touch screens and pygmy keyboards are often hard to operate and unusable for some real work. Most of them are overpriced data peep holes, where you can lookup something on the web or have a peek at an important email (because you are addicted to that always-on lifestyle).

Go into any cell phone shop and ask for a simple phone – and you will be amazed how limited the selection is. And most simple phone are build for the elderly with big displays and keyboards.

If I want to take a notebook with me – I’ll take my notebook with me. A mutant cell phone / smartphone is not suitable to replace a notebook.

orangeguru (10-08 22:10) | No Comments | Permalink
The Obama iPhone Application is truly elitist

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Today’s elections are fought in real life as well as in cyberspace. Campaign websites and special applications are as important as old school posters and TV ads for the candidates.

But the Obama iPhone Application really takes the cake.

First you have to own an overpriced gadget from a really snobby company called Apple.

Second you have to be computer literate and well educated to handle the bloody thing.

And third you need to willingly seek out and download that application via the Intranets.

Hardly something for your average red neck or these small town value Americans?

orangeguru (10-06 20:31) | No Comments | Permalink
The USB-Camera loves you Darling!

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In the Age of Mass Exhibitionism via the Intranets everybody deserves to be a star for 15 milliseconds.

So get this great Hollywoods USB-Webcam-Kit and prepare for your few moments of fame and YouTube glory.

orangeguru (10-05 16:20) | No Comments | Permalink
Finger Skateboard – can sports games get any lazier?!

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Well, I have seen many strange and odd USB devices, but this one really takes the cake.

A finger skateboard? Dude, I just did a 360° just with my fat fingers!

via www.everythingusb.com

orangeguru (09-20 14:48) | No Comments | Permalink
Boys and Toys – or is my Penis really smaller without the newest digital Gadget?

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Why are modern males so obsessed with their cell phones, notebooks, desktop PCs, iPods and all these other electronic gadgets?

Some time ago I had a short look at the Ladies and their relationship to technology (Girly tech and why pink is for pussy). I think it’s only fair to look at myself and the Technolust of my gender.

Read the rest of this entry »

orangeguru (09-01 2:37) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Kaossilator – the coolest sound Gadget ever!

See it in action and get excited.

Watch this video for more technical details.

It’s dirt cheap and a great toy. Me want badly – even though I can’t play an instrument. But I think it’s a great toy to get into music.

More? Official Site – and some more electro pr0n at ThinkGeek

orangeguru (08-18 14:21) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Stuff I love to hate: Swarovski Moon USB Stick

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Unless you are 12 years old, female and own a pair of very rich parents – you shouldn’t own such a piece of crap. A €190 for a 4 Gbyte USB stick is not only overpriced, but will make your "precious data" even more interesting for any thief.

More? Buy this shiny objects here

orangeguru (08-18 14:14) | 1 Comment | Permalink



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