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Notebooks are the new Lifeline for Soldiers

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With tools like Skype, eMail and movies online notebooks have become the most important line home. Armies have always tried to deliver personal mail to the front lines – and they still do.

But the Internet makes all this much easier.

I wonder if the virtual "closeness" makes it actually harder to be away? You can see your far away kids growing up, listen to your wife / husband in tears … 

orangeguru (02-25 7:42) | No Comments | Permalink
Are Smart Phones Making Us Dumb?

Vint Cerf is a smart guy – he is one of the Fathers of the Internet.  So he know technology and it’s impact.

I think we are slowly understanding the recent impact of “the information at your fingertips”: we have more access to information and better knowledge tools, but more and more people do NOT learn how to dissect, understand and expand that knowledge.

orangeguru (02-11 7:47) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Google Chrome OS – I am so unexcited, because it’s the return of stupid mainframe computing

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Welcome to your cloud account at Google.

After years of speculation and wet dreams the Nerd world finally got to see the fabled Google Operating System (Chrome OS): a boot loader for a browser. (long video here)

A bit of an anti-climax.

Wired and all the blogs are disappointed – they wanted a razzle-dazzle new OS that would leave Windows 7 and Snow Leopard behind.

That’s not going to happen. Google is first and foremost an Internet company. They live in a “cloud” of servers and web applications. Google doesn’t do old fashioned hardware and applications.

The heralds of the digital age don’t understand that web applications and a cloud based operating system will never offer the same power as desktop computing.

Desktop computing is literally putting “Information AND PROCESSING POWER at your fingertips”. Your data and your CPU belong to you – no stinking net connection needed to “reach it”.

Once we have your data we own you … biatch!

Cloud computing is a step back to how computing was in the old days of Mainframes and Terminals. All the power and data resided in a giant computer the mainframe – and you could “peek” into it by using a dumb and feeble terminal. The terminal itself had no processing power or data storage to speak of – it was just a “window” into the mainframe.

Yesterday’s Terminals are today’s Netbooks, Smartphones and iPhones. Small underpowered devices only meant to “connect” you to small datasets or the “cloud”.

Google, Apple and many other companies want to suck you into THEIR clouds – because once they have your data they won’t give it back so easily.

Services like GMail, Flickrs, Twitter, Google Docs, Apple MobileMe, YouTube, Facebook, Microsoft OfficeLive, Adobe’s Acrobat online etc – they all want your data on their clouds.

And they know: once you have a certain amount of “your life” on their server array it’s too much hassle for you to switch.

Because downloading or deleting all those documents, images, videos and links is a time consuming process via the browser – and it is also a “Social Inconvinience”, because all your friends & colleagues have these links and have their “cloud lives” linked to yours.

And you don’t want to disconnect your friends, will you?

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Cloud Computing 1.0 – IBM-style …

Microsoft might have annoyed us for years, giving us software and data formats that were less than perfect. But at least we had everything on OUR computers and hard drives.

Once you save something in a “cloud” you have only limited access to it. Internet connections are far from being so reliable like electricity and not everyone has a brutally fast internet connection at home – or on the road. And without (a fast) connection there is no access to your “cloud”.

A backup or transfer of your “cloud life” to your machine or another provider is often cumbersome or even impossible. (so much about open standards)

That is the same strategy how IBM made loads of money till the late 1980’s: the vendor lock in. IBM’s mainframes only ran IBM software – for their customers was no choice and hardly a chance to get out either.

The PC revolution offered hardware and software even mere mortals could afford and operate. Although MS-DOS, Windows nor Apple OS/X are open source, the platforms allowed users to run applications from different vendors. In the case of the Wintel Universe you could buy hardware from any vendor and the Operating System as well as your applications would run. You were not locked into just vendor …

Now we will be equally “chained” to our cloud providers. If they deny us access we are locked out of our own data, email, instant messages, tweets, Facebook profile and our whole online identity – and in the case of the Chrome OS – our own computers – we are fucked! (and you thought loosing your cell phone was bad?!)

You don’t own the cloud – the cloud owns you!

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We demand simplicity instead of control over our own data …

I am afraid the great PC revolution is over and many people will welcome the switch to “dumb web 2.0 terminals”, because they are too stupid to manage their own PCs and data.

I can understand them – keeping a system clean and running is a tough job: system updates, driver updates, viruses, malware, hackers, crash recovery, regular backups and their own chaotic file organization.

It’s so much nicer to have Google (or another data centre) taking care of that. You just USE the cloud, you don’t need to keep it intact, install anything or even do a backup.

All done by some invisible hand … and in most cases even for free! How can you compare that smooth “user experience” to the hassle of fixing a broken or virus invested Windows machine?!

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Care for your local data – always make backups. No matter how weird your backup medium is …

But dear consumers: beware what you are wishing for!

Just look how your cell phone company milks you for every bit of data you use via their network and devices. Do you really think that even bigger computer companies will play nice once they got you by the balls?

And one more thing: trying to get your data back from your crashed computer is one thing, getting your data back from a locked down server on another continent a totally different task …

orangeguru (11-21 23:10) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Postbox – a promising new eMail Client

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I have high hopes for Postbox a new eMail client, which is based on Mozilla’s Thunderbird. I never understood why Thunderbird has so many obvious flaws that makes it hard to use (and adopt for any user or company – although the software itself is free).

Postbox is basically Thunderbird done right. And that’s even worth paying for it – and available for Mac & PC. The recently released first version is very good, albeit not perfect. But the Postbox team has shown it understands what users need and how to improve the workflow (check the big feature list and great interface here). Excellent!

I am looking forward to the next versions – I am not jumping ship yet. Unless either Thunderbird or Postbox or any other client really combines the feature set of Outlook (especially tasks, calendar, address book and notes) into one package I am not switching. There is a reason why in the corporate world Outlook in combination with Exchange rules supreme – it’s simply a feature set the modern Office slave needs.

If Postbox succeeds in integrating all these features (a lot of work) PLUS a working Google Services integration (GMail, calendar, address book and Reader) than they have a killer. Because GMail clients too focused just on Google and Microsofts hates opening up.

So my dear Postbox team – if you can combine both worlds you deserve all my praise and some money. Such a products is much needed …

orangeguru (10-11 23:31) | No Comments | Permalink
The Always-On-Generation-Myth

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No, your personal life is not a "brand" that needs to be shared and fostered by sharing every minute of your life on the intranets.

Collecting and recording every titbit of your existence is not the same of actually living it. Canned memories are not the same as experience. Or are you planning to "experience" it all once you retire and finally grow up?

orangeguru (09-29 6:16) | No Comments | Permalink
FoxyProxy – a great way to watch Web Video restricted for Foreigners like Hulu.com or the BBC iPlayer

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When you live outside the US you can’t watch many web videos of commercial shows: “this content is not available in your country”

Bugger.

I can understand that copyright owners want to sell their shows to foreign markets, but often the shows arrive a year later and there is usually NO WEB option to watch the stuff. And often I want to see the original version – not a cut down and dubbed mess …

But don’t despair! With FoxyProxy and a proxy server you can watch all that great stuff – if you are willing to fiddle a bit with your browser and pay for a good proxy server to watch restricted videos from YouTube, Hulu or the BBC iPlayer …

Basically all you have to do is this:

*  find / buy a free proxy server suitable for the restricted website you want to access

* download & install FoxyProxy in Firefox

* enter the proxy servers address and your account info when you buy a commercial proxy service

* and switch FoxyProxy on or off when you need to access restricted content

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orangeguru (09-15 18:55) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Advantage of the Single-Device-Family

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In the Stone Age of Multimedia there was just one TV, one Radio, one Phone and one Record Player for the whole family.

Today’s multi-channel multimedia families have multiple entertainment and data devices for each family member. Plus everyone has many different online-personalities all over the intranets.

Instead of living and experiencing a "unified family reality" today we spread ourselves over several planes of virtual existence.

So it’s no surprise that so many families are feeling disconnected, hardly share mutual experiences or participate in each other’s lives. They are connected somewhere else with a million strangers …

The Single-Device-Family was certainly less sophisticated, but they actually had more time on their hands. They didn’t need to learn to handle complex devices, configure their computers, VCRs, cell phones, cameras, digicams, Facebook & MySpace pages, update their operating systems …

Their head were less stuffed with following a gazillion TV shows, celebrities, events in remote places, horrors and hysterias unreported or not yet invented.

Less sometimes really is more.

orangeguru (07-18 1:54) | No Comments | Permalink
There is a small Policemen in every Chinese PC

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Wall Street Journal -  China Squeezes PC Makers

China requires PC makers to put firewalls on their machines to filter certain websites locally. It’s not enough that China constantly blocks many sites like Wikipedia etc. as it suits the tyrannical government – the control will be directly installed on people’s machines.

But I am pretty sure many other governments dreams of equal measures – even here in the so called free west.

orangeguru (07-14 22:47) | No Comments | Permalink
Bye bye CompuServe – I owe you a lot

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So CompuServe officially died this week – it was the first big online service here in Germany and allowed newbie’s like to go "on" for huge amounts of money.

Sometimes I spent about 1.000 or 3.000 Deutschmarks per month for that bloody service. If I remember correctly my ID was 10015,1352 – it’s almost exactly the amount of money CompuServe ripped off me.

I loved the service and it’s text based interface – and worked quite well with my speedy 12.800 modem.

On CompuServe I discovered all the basics of online lifestyle and communities: forums, eMail, Chat, user profiles and downloads.

CompuServe died a long and miserable death – like AOL (who actually deserved it). But both actually were victims of the openness and their own ignorance to adapt to it.

orangeguru (07-06 21:54) | No Comments | Permalink
For all those Pervs looking for Nazi-Porn on my Blog

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“Nazi Porn” is one of the search keywords that bring quite some hits from Google. So I felt obliged to offer all those “poor souls” looking for NAZI PORN a posting that  actually offers some …

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Are you getting excited?

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I can actually recommend the video “Caligula reincarnated as Hitler”! Great camera works, excellent soundtrack and the acting … just magnificent …

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Look she is a Medic, a Nazi and a Slut in one package!

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You should be pretty excited by now?!

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Here some hot SS-Studs … that should help?

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Honestly, who are these people looking for Nazi porn on my bloody blog anyway?

orangeguru (05-21 20:55) | 8 Comments | Permalink
The I-Like-Generation

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Today’s netbased social interaction is getting lazier and lazier. Writing long eMails to you friends? Nope. Send a nice eCard with a personal note? Nope. Chat with them for hours via IM? Nope. Write a blog entry or comment on a posting? Nope. Write a Tweet (max 140 keys to press)? Nope.

We are now just down to one click to "connect" to your friends and tell them you are "with them".

Less and less context and "social stickiness" is created with these tools. It’s more like "rating" relationships and friends instead of creating your mutual "carpet of friendship" by creating unique actions and interaction.

orangeguru (04-18 16:38) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Matrix – 10 years later

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On 31.3.1999 the amazing movie "The Matrix" was released – and it new cultural icon for the Internet age was born.

It’s theme is certainly an old one: a heroes descent from ignorance to full power. This was hardly a new tale. And Keanu Reeves was already used to playing messianic roles.

But the setting of the Matrix, it’s environment and Kafka-like mentality hit the Zeitgeist of the final days of the last millennium. It was sexy, it was sterile, it was brutal, it was naked, it was inhuman, it was technical.

The underlying theme of a technology overpowering humanity was nothing new either, but this newest incarnation of this story was even harder to ignore than older scifi flicks. We do live in the age of the Internet, we live in the age of total computerization, we also live in a interconnected – disconnected human society.

The Matrix perfectly touched our own ignorance: how we love to enjoy the perfect illusion of a hedonistic life before we die. We don’t like to wake up and see how reality really looks like.

Everything is an illusion got a new meaning with this movie.

PS: Too bad that the other two parts are basically a remake of itself.

orangeguru (03-31 19:08) | No Comments | Permalink
Wikipedia kills Microsoft Encarta

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Can any commercial encyclopedia survive in the age of Wikipedia? Maybe if you are selling a specialized product, but generic commercial encyclopedias are a thing of the past.

I owned several editions of the Microsoft Encarta. It had great specials and functions that Wikipedia (still) doesn’t have. So I am a bit sad seeing these innovations gone.

But I am pretty sure they will come back to Wikipedia some day.

orangeguru (03-31 0:00) | No Comments | Permalink
China’s loves to spy and monitor everyone

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I read your eMail – Dalai Lama!

New Scientist: Chinese spy network infiltrated embassies worldwide

BBC News: Major cyber spy Network uncovered

Bad enough that the great Firewall of China suppresses it’s own people. Bad enough that western companies like Yahoo, Google, Microsoft and others support such measures. But it gets worse …

China – like probably every big nation – loves to spy and so they built a giant computer spy bot network. It seems like that China can’t afford or built such a big "weapon" like the American NSA. So they simply infected thousands of other people’s computers and made them their involuntary spy bots.

China is growing ever more paranoid and suppressive. When will this totalitarian regime finally fall?

orangeguru (03-30 23:53) | No Comments | Permalink
Claris Emailer

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Ah, Claris Emailer – anyone remember that program on the Mac? It was great and it simply worked. It remember it very fondly and used it a LOT.

But back in the late 90’s our computers were puny compared to today’s powerful machines.

orangeguru (03-30 23:10) | No Comments | Permalink
There is such a thing as Information Overkill and why we need to fight Information Pollution

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Quote: "There is no Information Overload, there is just selection failure!"

Really? Internet nerds and the Generation Web loves to brag about all the information revolution, how it empowers users and saves the world. But instead we are polluted with information noise …

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orangeguru (01-29 4:40) | 4 Comments | Permalink
1981 Newspaper via Home Computer

Yeah, the future is upon us – including pictures and comic strips (watch the video and you know what I am talking about).

Too bad that newspapers hardly profit from feeding so much information into the internet today.

PS: I feel very old right now.

orangeguru (01-29 3:19) | No Comments | Permalink
The Always-On-Myth

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No, you don’t need to be always on and connected everywhere just because you get a WiFi signal.

orangeguru (01-09 2:12) | No Comments | Permalink
Is there such a thing as too much Bandwidth?!

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When I moved into my new place I had no DSL for two months. I was reduced to an UMTS-Datastick, which works quit well, but is no substitute for real bandwidth.

Now I have 18.000 down and 1.000 kbit/s up. Now that’s what I call speed.

With my old 2000 DSL connection much less bandwidth and my download queue was always full with stuff I desperately needed to be sucked down from the intranets. But today updating my favorite podcasts takes only a couple of minutes, not hours to finish.

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So most of the time the huge bandwidth lies dormant.

It’s a paradox: the more speed you have, the less you use it, because everything comes down so quickly.

Even downloading a whole movie sometimes happens under 15 minutes.

But at least I can skype with my friends, download pr0n and surf the web at the same time. That’s nice.

orangeguru (01-01 16:18) | No Comments | Permalink
Do you Yahoo? Obviously not, because hardly anyone uses the grand old search engine anymore

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Slashdot: YouTube Passes Yahoo As #2 Search Engine 

This is truly sad: Yahoo is slowly disappearing in the mists of insignificance. I have always loved Yahoo – and it’s (too) many free services were often far ahead of anyone else (including Google’s great free stuff).

Yahoo for example had free eMail and Calendar – and a  great Desktop Synching Tool long before GMail was even on the drawing board. The same is true for Yahoo Groups in comparison to Google Groups.

But Yahoo has also the strange talent of fucking itself up.

The interfaces were often overdone – and there was always too much advertising as well. And there was always a serious lack of “cooleness” and “buzz” surrounding Yahoo’s tools.

It’s now just a matter of time before they die, since all desperate attempts to fix itself haven’t helped.

orangeguru (10-15 20:22) | No Comments | Permalink
Rachel Maddow interviews Google CEO Eric Schmidt on Privacy and Governments

This is just a preview – you can watch the whole interview here.

It is an illusion that there is such a thing as privacy on the Internet, since everything is based on “labeled” data packets that have your address on it.

And most people give away their privacy by shamelessly sharing and providing big companies (not just the Google) with personal information.

How can you force companies to protect your privacy if you don’t do it yourself?

orangeguru (09-22 12:02) | No Comments | Permalink
Google’s Chrome – please calm down it’s just another Browser

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Google gives the Blogosphere a new toys – and the techworld goes bonkers. Calm down people, it’s just a browser.

I’ll admit: it’s nice, clean and works as advertised. Sure it’s minimalism is very appealing – especially when you have propped up your Firefox browser with a gazillion plug-ins.

Dangers ahead

I am just afraid that more companies will build their browser – which mostly serves their web sites and web applications better. Google’s Chrome is supposed to run it’s services like GMail especially fast (I didn’t notice any difference). Microsoft does the same with it Windows Update Website. Opera and Firefox are truely neutral, can’t say anything about Safari, because I never use it.

I don’t want to be forced to use a different browser for different websites.

A look at the Features

Speed. Not really that faster than Firefox. I don’t notice any difference by using it.

Crash Protection. Maybe I have once a year a web page that hangs up on me. So not really needed. And I don’t need another Task Manager (like the Windows one) for web applications. It’s  a nerd feature.

Interface. Nice and clean. Well done Google.

Memory Usage. A bit less then FF again, but not much less. FF uses more memory, because it offers the plug-ins more “hooks” to work with.

Adaptibility. You hardly can change anything in the browser. So you hardly can adapt it to your style of web surfing.

Plug-ins. You can expand the bloody Chrome thing. As much as it simplicity as appealing – for daily usage I need several plug-ins to be a happy surfer. For example: Google is obviously very interested that you see all advertising it throws at you  – it’s their business. But I prefer my websites advertising free.

Bookmarking. Very easy to make bookmarks, but there are no extra tools to manage them. For example I have over 4.500 bookmarks – just dumping them in a list with no serious organizational tools like in Firefox it would be  a nightmare. I am sure Google will improve that, but for now it’s a definitive show stopper for me.

Who should use it?

If you are a casual Internet User you should stick to Internet Explorer. Such users are usually overstrained by any browser, so stick to the one you kinda know.

For more pleasure and a more customized surfing experience there is only one choice: Firefox.

Update: One more thing that’s a showstopper for me: no mouse gestures!

orangeguru (09-03 11:27) | 1 Comment | Permalink
GMail goes down – global Nerd panic sets in!

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Remember: You don’t your mail on GMail – you are only allowed to access it for free when Google wants you to.

So always keep local copies of your email (by using Outlook or any other normal eMail program to access your Gmail account) – AND get an additional eMail account somewhere else as a backup too.

Never trust just ONE provider.

orangeguru (08-18 13:20) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Firefox 3 RC1 – try it if you feel lucky

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Firefox is currently the best browser available. I do love Opera, but FF with all it’s extensions and themes simply beats my former favorite.

Recently the first release candidate has been … uh … released and it’s a winner. I had no crashes or annoying bug while using this RC1 candidate. I won’t say it’s safe to install – but if you feel brave or simply want a faster and better browser than FF2 NOW – than go ahead an install it.

As usual RC or Beta software should only be used by developers and people who need it or want to fuck up their system. For the rest: they have to wait a few more weeks before the new version is ready – but in this case waiting is good, because several very popular extensions are not yet for FF version 3.0.

orangeguru (05-29 21:27) | No Comments | Permalink
China vs. the rest of the World – stupid patriotism is still a danger to others

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Let’s stomp out these ugly reports comrades …

It is easy to blame only the evil communist in China for all the censorship and blatant disregard for Tibet’s Freedom.

But Chinese Nationalism is as rampant as the state controlled suppression of the Tibetans. One only needs to remember the extreme rage against the Japanese during the last years. Japan has a lot to apologize for to China and Korea – and never has done so – so some of the outrage was “just”. But it was mostly insanely angry and fueled by Nationalism instead by a call for justice.

Chinese people – like the Russians, Iranians and North Koreans – live in a mental vacuum. They have no real news, only glints of reality and they don’t really know what’s going on in the world. Freedom of speech, public discourse and social experiments are absolutely limited and controlled by the state.

That is why many Chinese people defend their countries “actions” in Tibet as “just” and “fair” on the intranets. They are simply blind and ignorant. Patriotism is an ugly political disease, doesn’t matter if you scream “China! China!”, “USA! USA!” or “Heil Hitler!”.

orangeguru (03-21 2:07) | No Comments | Permalink
Badly configured Spammers

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I always love it when I see even spammers having problems with their software as well. May I recommend some medicine or penis extension to fix your problem?

orangeguru (03-05 15:25) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Frontline: Growing up online

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Another excellent documentation from Frontline (which you can view online). This time about the first generation (of Americans) who grew up with the Internet, cell phones and computer games.

It covers all important topics: the ‘Always-on’ generation, ego surfing with MySpace and other sites, the new global ‘we’, web slutism, stalking and cyber bullying.

Highly recommended – even if you don’t have kids – because it gives you a better understanding in the psyche of the coming generation and the impact of technology on our society.

orangeguru (02-17 9:49) | 1 Comment | Permalink
China – the highly policed Internet Nation

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Currently China has about 2100 million Websurfers – and the number is climbing fast. Soon they will have overtaken the US as the #1 of Websurfers.

But too most of us Chinese Internet Users are almost invisible – and not just because of the language barrier (the same applies to many other nations that stay within their language bubble – like Japan or Arabic countries).

China’s Internet is heavily policed and censored – thanks to companies like Yahoo, Microsoft, Cisco and Google content is filtered, websites blocked (most famously Wikipedia) and users are hunted down if they dare to protest too much.

The old High-Tech-Hippie argument that the Internet can’t be tamed or regulated has been proven wrong – and not only by the Chinese Government. Places like Cuba or Iran are also black holes in the net infrastructure.

Information wants to be free – people too …

More? The Economist “Alternative Reality

orangeguru (02-10 21:17) | No Comments | Permalink
Skype is going mobile – I can’t wait to replace my cell phone with one of these

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We are heading for the totally wireless gadget Internet: TV, radio and telephony are slowly making it to the net as well. Skype is already a great tool – I use it on a daily basis. For many business users it has replaced all the other instant messenger like AIM or ICQ.

Many people already got rid of their land line or only own one to have DSL – cell phones are the way to go. But I guess Internet phones will substitute sooner or later, because they offer an open basis and more possibilities for less money.

So cell phone providers will face the same struggle as classic telephone carriers and media companies: new technology will destroy their old and overpriced business model.

The new 3 Skype Phone are only available in a few countries, but the rates are amazingly low.

orangeguru (12-05 18:25) | No Comments | Permalink
eMail Revolution

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Can anyone still remember life before email? Most companies and private citizens didn’t use eMail before 1995 – so the revolution is hardly 10 years old for many people. (I got my first email address 1991)

You remember the pain of snail mail? Typing or printing your letter on paper, stuffing it into an envelope, finding the right stamp and post it into a letterbox right on time for next day delivery?

Old school mail sucked – although spam is taking the fun out of instant electronic delivery as well.

orangeguru (11-02 14:35) | No Comments | Permalink
What’s your digital Neighborhood?

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In which neighborhood in cyberspace do you hang out?

Blogsville?
Pr0natella?
News-Junction?
Home-Makers-Place?
Single-Square?
EyeCady-Heaven?

So many places, so little bandwidth and even less time.

orangeguru (10-16 20:52) | No Comments | Permalink
The creative Pile of Guilt – the Dilemma of being a digital Artist

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To RGB or CMYK – that’s the Question!

You are a person with many interests and many skills? You love art, you produce art – but you also live with a huge pile of creative guilt? Welcome to the club! It’s hard to be a digital artist, since your computer enables you to run amazing tools – which have been unthinkable twenty years ago. A creative powerhouse in one small box.

Wanna make a movie? No problem use Adobe Premiere or AfterEffects. Are you a graphics person? Your choice is vast and wide – Photoshop, Illustrator, FreeHand, Painter – to name but a few. Wanna go 3D and do amazing effects or animations. Once again the list boasts absolutely amazing tools like Lightwave, Maya, 3D Max.

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Oh my – you are a creative person! Wow!

You make music and love to sample and tweak sounds? A small feat these days – cool software is cheaply available, even Star Wars was remixed on a simple PowerBook using everyday digital tools and even great modern musicians use the same Samplers, Synths and Sequencer like you do.

Not to forget our good old writing tools to produce anything ranging from articles or complete books! You can go from a simple solution like Microsoft Word up to publishing powerhouses like Quark or InDesign. And how about your own web page or weblog? I am sure you want to show the world what you are capable off, let’s buy Flash, Dreamweaver or GoLive?

You had enough? Fine.

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More human than human – welcome to the new 3D art universe (image: Miles Estes)

Modern designer are rapped and pushed to be digital renaissance artists – nothing is impossible. Since the DTP revolution in the late 80’s smashed the old lines between technician and artist – we creative types have to be both today a Geek and a Michelangelo in one person.

Once it used to be enough to excel as a writer, painter or photographer – know you have to be you own typesetter, reproduction expert, scanner and editor etc. as well. But since this is the analog2digital (A2D) generation we love to have multiple choice – since we know how limited we felt with our old tools: clunky typewriter, tipex, letraset letters, dirty chemicals to develop slides, dangerous cutters, slow snailmail and mechanical copy processes to name a few. No surprise: we love absolute control and absolute choice.

Welcome to a mad artists world.

But it’s driving us mad. Instead being limited to a certain area of art or projects we suddenly find ourselves doing a thousand creative things all at once: writing articles & weblogs, drawing illustrations, retouching photos, programming web sites, layouting a new CV and looking for background music for our presentations.

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Did you really think one huge monitor would be enough?!

So much to do, so little time and energy. And the web as a global showcase doesn’t make things easier. There is a constant stream of competition and inspiration to cope with. Have you seen those cool Japanese animations? This great Danish photographer? These old retro covers of some weird fashion magazine?

All these choices, ideas and doors waiting to be opened drive any creator mad. The total overflow of choice makes it hard to focus on just one project, just one set of skills, just one insanely great idea. A tough decision for anyone who loves to surf in possibilities.

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Modern artists still want and need to be kissed by their Muses as well.

And we feel a lot of guilt of not pursuing all those ideas that pop up in our minds. The guilt of not pursuing another great business idea or product the world desperately needs. We get paralyzed by all the doors we could jump through and enjoy another adventure in creativeland. And this guilt sucks big time.

Anything else Sir? But there is an additional problem: business. Today’s clients and employers all want a young super geeks with a Maestro’s thirty years of experience and wide ranging skill set. But just one arty farty person please. We are on a tight budget these days.

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Ah, when art was simple and computers limited. (Image: Andres Becerra)

So it’s really hard to say ‘I am just an illustrator’ or ‘I can only write good articles’, since you don’t want to cut yourself out of the market. So we learn and buy many different software packages, try to stay on top of a gazillion technologies, names and gizmos. But most of all, we lose the time, energy and focus to be masters of our trade – to be simply open, productive and creative.

Although art involves knowledge and craftsmanship as well, once again we should start to make distinctions between mastering expressive techniques and mastering production technologies.

There is a difference between animating something and writing a flash script. There is a difference between composing a great stream of words to entice your readers and operating a content management system. There is a difference between taking great pictures and layout an art book. Let artists be artists, technicians be technicians and geek’s … oh well …

*repost 2003-08-19*

orangeguru (09-29 17:14) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Life behind the Corporate Firewall

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More and more people find their favorite websites blocked by corporate firewalls. Also email filters clamp down on stupid attachments like the newest ‘funny’ video or porn.

Actually I can only recommend to anyone working in a big company not to visits websites you like in private, nor use the companies email address for mailing your friends and family. Most admin’s don’t care about your stuff – but looking at your mails and surfing habits is a gold mine for any middle management asshole to find a reason to kick your butt.

So get yourself at least a private webmail account that supports secure transmission and is hopefully not blocked by your corporate admin. Don’t surf any pr0n, funny or dating websites during work – not even during lunch break. It will be recorded – and used against you …

orangeguru (09-29 17:05) | No Comments | Permalink
Skype rulez!

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I have been using skype since it’s start. Today it’s the only Instant Messaging program I use. I also do many conference calls and all my text messaging to cell phones with it. It’s cheap (to call land lines and cell phones), free (to download and call other computers) easy to use and works fine most of the time.

Highly recommended for all digital human beings. Delete your ICQ, AOL, Yahoo!, MSN or whatever IMs – this is the future.

orangeguru (09-26 15:27) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Screenies

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One professor called this generation once screenies:

We work all day in front of a screen.
We relax in front of a screen.
We educate ourselves with screens.
We socialize via our screens.
We pick out our next date on a screen.

I think he is right.

orangeguru (09-23 15:39) | No Comments | Permalink
Princess Salome and her modern Web 2.0 Sisters

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Behold the Power of the Princess Salome [make sure to read about her story before continuing]. Her innocence and tempting fertility drives the King and his Court mad. Her display of beauty, untamed sexuality and an almost childish mindset make her an explosive mixture.

While a Queen has to accept the limitations of power and responsibility – the Princess is allowed to play, tease and make mistakes. Since only her fertility mattered in the old days – nobody cared about her character, education or overall potential as a human being.

Be charming! Be fertile! Be tempting! But nothing else …

You find in almost all culture ritualized displays of female fertility (and male shows for courage etc.). It was and still is part of the ‘wedding porn’ of human culture. Picking the best DNA to breed with. The play between the young female and society is nothing else but a cow market at best and simple entertainment at worst.

The Princess shows off her wares for attention and maybe a good marriage deal. She doesn’t need any personality or any skills, just be fertile, healthy and mildly attractive – so society can project it’s desires and dirty thoughts onto you.

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Hey, I used to be news …

Amanda Congdon and LonelyGirl belong to the new Cast of WebFems – who like Salome dance before the Kings behind the other side of the monitor. Give them a video stream or a blog – and they immediately attract hungry male eyeballs and curious girlies.

Dance Princess dance, maybe the Audience grants you a wish or some fame for actually doing nothing.

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Uhhh, save me Knight of shining Armor … 

It seems like that anything young with breasts is able to create their own cult within minutes these days. Salome’s dance on speed with a million Kings watching.

Although most gurls (to use a web 1.0 expression) have hardly anything interesting to say or are hardly entertaining. It’s like New Orleans: flash your titts to get some simple beads [Mardi Gras].

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It is called dicktionary for a reason …

My favorite piece of video mouseturbation is YouTube’s Hot for Words. She actually has something to say about words, but even without sounds she makes any healthy male hump their monitors.

She is Princess Salome with a Dictionary.

So is this the Future of Girl Power? Is this what’s left of Feminism in the Web 2.0 age? Playing Porn Princess Salome on YouTube, MySpace and all the other Mekkas for mouse clicks?

Where are the smart girly role models? An aggressive form of Sluttism seems to be the way to go. Celebs like Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton all have ‘leaked’ their Vaginas to the net. Brittney Spears and her entourage of drunken blondes compete almost daily to show their pussies to anyone with a camera.

Is that the formula and message for modern girls: show your cunt and you become a real person?

Dear Salome – you have started a terrible trend.

orangeguru (09-22 12:31) | No Comments | Permalink
Watch TV episodes online – NOT

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I hate being left out of the free multimedia frenzy.

I know many people in Europe (and other places) who download American TV episodes, because they can’t wait to see their newest favorite show.

Now many broadcasters like ABC and NBC offer free episodes – only for Americans. Many web sites have reported the free offers – without checking if it’s free for everyone or just a limited deal. The same is true for the iTunes store, that offers all these cool TV shows only for Americans as well. As an European I can’t buy an episode of ‘Lost’ or ‘Galactica’.

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But the BBC is also restricting it’s video service to UK citizens or better say IPs.

Hello? Global market? Many of your ‘foreign pirates’ download your stuff, because it either takes several months before these episodes are released in their country or they simply don’t get your stuff at all. Who wants to watch a ‘hot’ V series after the hype is gone and you already know from the intranets the whole story?!

So if you want my money – you better open up your shop for me while I am hot to buy your wares. Otherwise I will look for the ‘warez’ someplace else …

orangeguru (09-20 13:08) | No Comments | Permalink
My Root is my Castle

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My virtual home, complete with Firewall, a secret VPN tunnel for escapes and a house dragon to keep all the spammers and hackers away.

orangeguru (09-19 10:24) | No Comments | Permalink
Hack my Friend

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My good friend Dario sent me this great link: Hackmyfriend.com

If there is paranoia – there is a market: this service offers you to hack into accounts of your boy- or girlfriend to check if they are cheating. Whatever happened to ‘let’s talk about it’?

Since relationships are started and ended with eMail and SMS this actually no surprise to me. The YouTube generation will live, die and mate via keyboard and virtual rituals.

Welcome to the 21st century …

orangeguru (09-14 8:03) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Apple’s Safari – the browser that changed nothing

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Several months ago Apple released it’s browser Safari also for Windows. All those Apple Fan Boys wet their pants and predict that gazillions of user would switch and ignore Internet Explorer and Firefox forever.

What happened? Nothing. Safari was released for Windows, because Developers needed it for working on software for the iPhone (another world dominating success) and that’s about it.

My verdict: it’s a nice browser, helps me as a web developer to test my work, but still prefer Firefox and it’s flexibility over any other product so far.

orangeguru (09-11 3:31) | 1 Comment | Permalink



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