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Can you give me a hint?

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The old problem: we males often don’t know if it’s gentle teasing or just a plain and straight invitation.

Especially in our modern society there are half-naked and highly-oversexed girlies and power woman everywhere.

Are they just showing off how pretty they are - or did they show their wares specifically to me?

orangeguru (09-19 13:28) | No Comments | Permalink
Unlocking the moment

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Oh Darling, the keyhole to your kingdom is big enough to make my head explode. Please unlock yourself to end this one sided affair …

Photographer: unknown - can anyone help?

orangeguru (08-08 9:05) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Bad Hair Day? Let me kiss you anyway my Darling!

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Click the lady for more badness …

Darling you look great! No matter how chaotic your hair crowns your lovely head - you will drive me mad anyway …

orangeguru (08-02 22:48) | No Comments | Permalink
Blonde Summer Dream

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All summer days should be charming and electrifying like her.

orangeguru (07-16 1:54) | No Comments | Permalink
Finally Summer in Munich - I am ready to sweat and roast

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Click for more summer delights.

After several weeks of old, rain, storms and even floods - summer has arrived in Germany. Boy, is it hot in here …

orangeguru (06-21 19:16) | No Comments | Permalink
If I could paint like Gil Elvgren I wouldn’t get any work done with my hard pencil

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I consider most forms of erotic art masturbating with a brush or a pencil. How can you get anything done apart from hotter and hotter women on your drawing board?

Wikipedia doesn’t tell if Maestro Elvgren did die blind and with a twisted spine from all that work …

orangeguru (06-02 19:14) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Time for a delicious Picnic

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Ah springtime - finally I can grab my picnic basket and visit mother nature and her many yummy daughters for a yummy picnic.

orangeguru (05-24 0:25) | No Comments | Permalink
Let’s grow something together

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It must be spring, I can feel something growing in my crotch!

orangeguru (03-25 11:18) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Refill when empty

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Final the proof: woman don’t produce their own milk, they simply store bovine fluids in their own portable containers and spread the goods to hungry children of this world.

orangeguru (03-21 2:13) | No Comments | Permalink
I need them to be tired and defenseless

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Since I am a dirty old bastard I can’t use my long gone charms or evaporated virility to make them come to me. So I have to tire them out and run them down - so they can’t resist me anymore …

They always say the chase is part of the fun - isn’t it?

orangeguru (03-05 16:14) | 8 Comments | Permalink
Slippery when wet

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Note to woman: even external things get slippery when wet. Please remember that for your own safety.

orangeguru (02-28 18:23) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Motivation in the old office

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I think I want to go back to old school kinda work. No computers, no cell phones, no copy machines, no answering machines - instead every male had his own personal sexy secretary who did all these jobs for him.

Plus she made sure his day was a pleasant one.

orangeguru (02-04 23:48) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Countdown to Summer

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We just had winter solstice and started a new year - can we have summer soon! Please? Pretty Please?! I miss freestyle jogging with my friends … a lot …

orangeguru (01-01 13:56) | No Comments | Permalink
Unwrapping yummy gifts!

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I think we should give each other nice surprises on a more regular basis. Fulfill someone’s heart desire with some hot gifts and you shall be friends forever!

orangeguru (12-25 4:41) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Sexy woman caught on tape

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I dunno which part is the most fun: catching, tapping or releasing them?!

orangeguru (12-15 18:51) | No Comments | Permalink
The amazing Art of Thierry le Gouès

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I find most fashion and advertising photography pretty boring, predictable and soulless.

But in the case of Maestro Thierry le Gouès it’s different. Sure he does all the stylish shots in the right poses with all these hot models. But he has that extra special bit soul and excitement left.

His work ranges from spiritual fashion porn to almost graphical erotica (like the above pictures Soul series).

orangeguru (12-05 19:00) | No Comments | Permalink
Tamara de Lempicka - Beautiful Rafaela

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Click image for a bigger sensual moment.

Madame Lempicka has not only a unique style - but it is also very sensual. Not many artists know how to show natural nudeness and erotic moments without getting too slippery. Her work never crosses the line. Instead she portrays woman as strong, sensual and the beauty of the female shape in a very neutral naturalistic way.

orangeguru (12-05 18:41) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Celebrating female Sexuality, celebrating Yoni

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A photofest to celebrate all our women’s yoni (Wikipedia as usual):

The word yoni is the Sanskrit word for the ‘female reproductive organ’. Translated directly into English, it could mean vulva or vagina. It also has a wider meaning in religious and spiritual contexts, where its meaning is ‘creativity’. The yoni is also considered to be symbolic of Shakti or other goddesses of a similar nature.

Yoni is perhaps the most misused and misunderstood word from the ancient Indo-Aryanic language, Sanskrit. The word yoni was originally used more often in a spiritual sense rather than as a term to describe female genitalia.

How about some Yoni worshipping?

orangeguru (12-03 23:36) | 1 Comment | Permalink
You can bite my Ass!

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It’s actually quite nice to have your behind molested by a lovely companion. Dunno why ass biting has such a bad reputation?

orangeguru (12-01 20:07) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Art Frahm - Elevator

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What is it with women and their panties?!

orangeguru (11-30 14:57) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Gubin - Jade

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Whoever Gubin is he made of Jade - whoever she is - some pretty sensual shots. Although pmates.com is a pretty sleazy site, but sometimes some great and artistic shots can be found. A good way to get my heart started in the morning …

orangeguru (11-27 3:16) | No Comments | Permalink
Golden Stable

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All a guy needs: some gold, a fast transport system, a shelter and a hot bride at his side. Once again the great Dita van Teese in an exciting pixelation of an old theme. Too bad I dunno the photographer behind this great shot!

Official Site: DitasDomain.org

orangeguru (11-17 20:47) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Wall Flower

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When the revolution started she was the first against the wall - with many men behind her.

orangeguru (11-05 17:47) | No Comments | Permalink
The right kind of Kisses

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That’s how I like my kisses: long, deep, wet and - most of all - breathtaking. Any deep sea nymphs out there?

orangeguru (11-01 19:42) | No Comments | Permalink
Pull strings to incite a public riot

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Strange that you can’t show female nipples in public - that part of mother we all enjoyed as a baby? I am wondering when naked is really naked - especially when we all know that cocks, nipples and vaginas are there?!

orangeguru (10-18 14:44) | No Comments | Permalink



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