How often have I saved this planet?! How often have I risked my virtual neck for some stupid princess or small village? How often was I hurt, mangled and killed in my quest to save the universe?

And what did I get for it? Not even a permanent entry in the high score list of this universe!

I wish all my bonuses and extra lives would translate into the real world - I’d be richer then Bill Gates by now and rule this planet by magic and super weapons!