Since we are all getting older "mature" sex is becoming the norm. But our bodies are not built for an "eternal sex life". Gravity always wins pretty early in the game – and our libido and potency seem to quit in our mid-40s.
Bad luck?
It is a cruel joke of Mother Nature, to allow us still to be horny in old age, but lack the proper equipment to do it.
All you can do is a proper mindfuck.
All phone sex operators are sexy super models just waiting FOR YOU to call them - and tell them all your secret perversions they have never heard before.
In the age of Internets pr0n who pays for that rip-off anyway?
Finally a photo that really explains what surfing is all about. Oh you nifty Californians!
The time of the Rebellion is long over. Most Rockstars are old farts now or close to death. Their music is as fresh and boring as most other commercial crap. The Rock & Roll lifestyle is simply a bad choice of booze, drugs, bad music and terrible clothes.
It’s over - go and retire and take care of your kids.
Sexual skills are obviously important to us - especially in our sex-obsessed multi-porn societies. I guess kids today have heard more about the impressive effects of giving head to other people’s organs than cultivating impressive personal characteristics.
But being good in bed is just a skill, it’s not who you are. You can learn who squeeze & please. But it’s much more impressive to be a great person - and that is harder to achieve.
Shopping doesn’t make you horny or provide any form of therapy, but it for sure makes your poorer. Your credit card company will love you tho …
There is a very special sound when your girlfriend farts on your tummy while riding you down. This sound makes males happier than anything else - as you can see on this image.
I like to thank the female of our species for marking one of their pleasure centers for us males in a very exciting and enticing way … now even we can find it!
Being a sex slave is hardly as exciting and pleasurable as it might sound. Every year thousands of woman and children are abused this way.
