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Forbidden French Fruits

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How dare you fantasizing about le Présidents wife?

Those time are over – she is a respectable woman now, only selling her raunchy tunes to ensure world peace and feed the children …

orangeguru (10-06 19:36) | No Comments | Permalink
The Secret of the Keyhole Camera

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Finally I get it!

orangeguru (09-27 14:25) | No Comments | Permalink
Afrodisiac Cover

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And another sexist cover that shows everything by showing nothing. This one even has charming racial undertones.

The black guy is bending forward, shoving his crotch in the girls direction. Notice the subtle bulge in his pants. He has a pure white (innocent) suit, golden cane (necklace and belt buckle), but his chest is naked and muscular. You can’t see his face – so he is just another faceless blackmen.

The girl: very white, blonde, skinny and just at the edge of womanhood. Her legs slightly spread, she wear high heels and lipstick.

The image story is a visual lineup starting at her opened mouth, going to the cigarette in her hands, to the lit match in the black guys hand and ends at his crotch bulge. It’s a very oral setup, implying a fiery blowjob, where there is none to be seen.

I wish graphic artists would use such brainpower for more interesting subjects.

orangeguru (09-07 15:05) | 3 Comments | Permalink
This Summer sucked!

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Once again I am getting all wet this so called summer.

I want more hotness!

orangeguru (09-01 19:39) | No Comments | Permalink
Insights into the female mind

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Even after millions of wrecked knees, broken ankles and harsh downfalls the female of our species refuses to wear normal and safe footwear.

Instead they spent huge amounts of their income for these contraptions – just to be a little bit sexier, just to be a little bit higher and just to feel a bit better about themselves.

Just as guys try to improve their penis by buying huge cars and guns, female try to expand their alluring sexual qualities by huge amounts of leather objects in their closets.

orangeguru (12-16 22:27) | 5 Comments | Permalink
Sexy woman caught on tape

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I dunno which part is the most fun: catching, tapping or releasing them?!

orangeguru (12-15 18:51) | No Comments | Permalink
High Dreams in Red

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Every fetish has an ultimate climax – and then it’s all downhill from there.

orangeguru (12-03 11:35) | No Comments | Permalink
You can bite my Ass!

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It’s actually quite nice to have your behind molested by a lovely companion. Dunno why ass biting has such a bad reputation?

orangeguru (12-01 20:07) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Art Frahm – Elevator

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What is it with women and their panties?!

orangeguru (11-30 14:57) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Compression works

What’s the correct formula to calculate max. sexual pressure per square breast?

orangeguru (11-27 3:24) | No Comments | Permalink
Phone Sex

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The good thing about phone sex is that is has nothing to do with reality – so your biggest sex organ isn’t limited by reality.

So your fantasy is potent you can create excitement beyond belief. Only drawback – there is nobody there to cuddle with you once the brainy excitement wears off.

Maybe one should combine the physical and the imagination into one big bang?

orangeguru (11-26 13:40) | No Comments | Permalink
Bang Bang

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The best title for a pr0n movie – ever!

orangeguru (11-17 21:08) | No Comments | Permalink
Golden Stable

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All a guy needs: some gold, a fast transport system, a shelter and a hot bride at his side. Once again the great Dita van Teese in an exciting pixelation of an old theme. Too bad I dunno the photographer behind this great shot!

Official Site: DitasDomain.org

orangeguru (11-17 20:47) | 2 Comments | Permalink
A Man’s Life – Drama, Action and hot Babes

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These old pulp magazine character have that naive and totally politically incorrect adventure spirit. White male and his halfnaked damsel(s) in distress against the rest of the world.

I love it!

Thanks to Lisa for sending me the link to the great Stagworld Website.

orangeguru (11-15 20:51) | No Comments | Permalink
Hormonic Teachings

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I guess this is a perfect depiction how every 14 year old male brain sees any female teacher – not matter how old and ugly she really is.

orangeguru (11-07 20:34) | 4 Comments | Permalink
Ridgid Tool Calendar – Bend her!

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Ah, they don’t make advertising like that anymore – today it’s even worse! Sometimes I wonder if there is any product that can’t be sold with any sex attached to it?

Maybe grave digging?!

orangeguru (11-07 20:06) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Wall Flower

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When the revolution started she was the first against the wall – with many men behind her.

orangeguru (11-05 17:47) | No Comments | Permalink
The right kind of Kisses

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That’s how I like my kisses: long, deep, wet and – most of all – breathtaking. Any deep sea nymphs out there?

orangeguru (11-01 19:42) | No Comments | Permalink
Pretty in Pink

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I always considered the phrase ‘pink slip’ a mistake. How about ’slippery pink’?

orangeguru (10-28 19:13) | 1 Comment | Permalink
White Dreams

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I never dream of a white Christmas, rather of a rubbery Monica Bellucci in cream.

orangeguru (10-24 17:07) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Robotic Boyfriend

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Gee, I feel like vibrating right now.

orangeguru (10-23 22:08) | No Comments | Permalink
Pull strings to incite a public riot

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Strange that you can’t show female nipples in public – that part of mother we all enjoyed as a baby? I am wondering when naked is really naked – especially when we all know that cocks, nipples and vaginas are there?!

orangeguru (10-18 14:44) | No Comments | Permalink
I want to take off with Spacegirl!

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This is the future I am still waiting for. Slick clothes, smart space chicks and some hot rocket action …

orangeguru (10-16 21:43) | No Comments | Permalink
Cleaning Woman

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Never mind this Lady, she just keeps my dirty blog nice and proper.

orangeguru (10-16 21:04) | No Comments | Permalink
Hard Police work

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Hands off Buddy! I caught this nymphomaniac high school girl. The fertility safety test is over here young Miss …

orangeguru (10-12 16:15) | No Comments | Permalink
Sex starts in the Brain …

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Whatever you see here depends on your attitude!

You swine …

orangeguru (10-08 17:29) | No Comments | Permalink
Pasta goes well with Pussy

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Darling, let me twirl your noodle later – you’ll scream thanks to my Italian starters …

orangeguru (10-05 16:29) | 1 Comment | Permalink
Table Tennis

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Obviously I had a very different perception how to play this game?!

orangeguru (10-04 19:39) | 2 Comments | Permalink
I’ll hold them for you!

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Before inventive males created the bra – woman had to carry their mammary glands manually. But we wanted them to have their hands free for more important stuff …

orangeguru (09-27 15:22) | No Comments | Permalink
Bathing Beauty

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Screw exotic mermaids – I want a domestic bathing beauty in my tub. Let the scrubbing begin …

orangeguru (09-25 15:14) | No Comments | Permalink
Space Girls, I am still waiting for you …

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… they haven’t build women like these yet …

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… on the other side – I am already frustrated by women. Why wait another 150 years for even more male depressions?! ;-)

orangeguru (09-25 15:03) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Horny?

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Yeah, the genetic power of breeding. Just watch this great animation by Lev … [mildly NSFW, but amusing]

orangeguru (09-22 13:00) | No Comments | Permalink



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