Even after millions of wrecked knees, broken ankles and harsh downfalls the female of our species refuses to wear normal and safe footwear.
Instead they spent huge amounts of their income for these contraptions - just to be a little bit sexier, just to be a little bit higher and just to feel a bit better about themselves.
Just as guys try to improve their penis by buying huge cars and guns, female try to expand their alluring sexual qualities by huge amounts of leather objects in their closets.
I dunno which part is the most fun: catching, tapping or releasing them?!
Every fetish has an ultimate climax - and then it’s all downhill from there.
It’s actually quite nice to have your behind molested by a lovely companion. Dunno why ass biting has such a bad reputation?
What’s the correct formula to calculate max. sexual pressure per square breast?
The good thing about phone sex is that is has nothing to do with reality - so your biggest sex organ isn’t limited by reality.
So your fantasy is potent you can create excitement beyond belief. Only drawback - there is nobody there to cuddle with you once the brainy excitement wears off.
Maybe one should combine the physical and the imagination into one big bang?
All a guy needs: some gold, a fast transport system, a shelter and a hot bride at his side. Once again the great Dita van Teese in an exciting pixelation of an old theme. Too bad I dunno the photographer behind this great shot!
Official Site: DitasDomain.org
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These old pulp magazine character have that naive and totally politically incorrect adventure spirit. White male and his halfnaked damsel(s) in distress against the rest of the world.
I love it!
Thanks to Lisa for sending me the link to the great Stagworld Website.
I guess this is a perfect depiction how every 14 year old male brain sees any female teacher - not matter how old and ugly she really is.
Ah, they don’t make advertising like that anymore - today it’s even worse! Sometimes I wonder if there is any product that can’t be sold with any sex attached to it?
Maybe grave digging?!
When the revolution started she was the first against the wall - with many men behind her.
That’s how I like my kisses: long, deep, wet and - most of all - breathtaking. Any deep sea nymphs out there?
I always considered the phrase ‘pink slip’ a mistake. How about ’slippery pink’?
I never dream of a white Christmas, rather of a rubbery Monica Bellucci in cream.
Strange that you can’t show female nipples in public - that part of mother we all enjoyed as a baby? I am wondering when naked is really naked - especially when we all know that cocks, nipples and vaginas are there?!
This is the future I am still waiting for. Slick clothes, smart space chicks and some hot rocket action …
Hands off Buddy! I caught this nymphomaniac high school girl. The fertility safety test is over here young Miss …
Darling, let me twirl your noodle later - you’ll scream thanks to my Italian starters …
Before inventive males created the bra - woman had to carry their mammary glands manually. But we wanted them to have their hands free for more important stuff …
