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I want my Hello Kitty-Luggage!

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As some of you know I did a lot of traveling in recent months - and as lonely as some nights in cheap business hotels can be - I still enjoy it.

One thing I always wanted for my stuff is a Hello Kitty trolley for two reasons.

First: It’s perfect Kitsch and a great statement about some idiotic jobs I do.

Second: Everybody else is having black, blue or maybe red trolleys. I they popup at the airport it’s often hard to say which one is yours. So far I haven’t seen any "serious" business man using a pink trolley. So I am pretty sure I am gonna see "mine" immediately.

I have seen a big Hello Kitty trolley with card casing - but it was sold out before I could get it. Damn kids!

More? See the whole line of Hello Kitty luggage here.

orangeguru (05-23 22:53) | No Comments | Permalink
The Airport-Myth

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Airports are great places to hang out before you start your airlift. Instead Airports are modern versions of hell -only invented to annoy you. Why are there NEVER comfy seats or corners to have a nap if your flight is canceled or delayed?

orangeguru (03-29 9:16) | No Comments | Permalink
Shut the fuck up you cell phone bitches!

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I used to love traveling by train. You could do some work, relax and prepare meeting your clients. Basically an extension of my office. Compared to flying or driving by car it USED to be less stressful and very productive.

Not anymore.

The last few travels I was constantly surrounded by people blabbing on their cell phones. That is annoying. But it is young blabbering woman that annoy me the most. They high pitched voices and fast talking even penetrates the noise of the train (males voices drown in the noise and are easier to ignore). Even when I put on my headphones and some nice music - I still can hear them.

But most unnerving of all is the content of all that chatter: total idiocy. Blabla about the latest relationship gossip, the latest celebrity crap, what they had for dinner, how they felt about this or that. And they hysterically scream all that important stuff into their pink cell phones like the end of the world is near and all that chatter still could save us.

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And that chatter literally goes on for hours. I now even had trips where several woman had more than one cell phone to blabber into (I guess the business line and the relationship phone).

I usually try to escape and find a seat in a section of the train with less woman and less chatter. I tried several times asked these sirens politely to lower their voices. But all you get is a blank stare. Maybe I simply should place myself beside these radio stations and join the conversations, since I am part of the affair anyway?  

But one of these days I am gonna freak out and silence one of these chatter boxes forever …

orangeguru (03-13 12:13) | No Comments | Permalink
Motel-One - the High-End no thrills Hotel for Business Travelers

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Depending on my clients & projects I get to travel and stay at some cheap ass hotels. Here in Germany there is a chain called Etap, which is very cheap & frugal. I liked that Spartan lifestyle. I don’t need no telephone, bible or fancy images on the wall. Give me a nice quiet and clean room, a hot shower and wireless LAN and I am happy.

Motel-One is a new contender in the field and a good one. Still very cheap (€55) per night and very nice rooms. Feels like living in an High-End-Ikea showroom. The colours are fancy and a bit arty-farty, but it’s also very minimalist.

Breakfast is acceptable and digestible - not as bad as at the Etap-Hotels. Most of all I love the WiFi at Motel-One - which is free in the Lobby, but costs you some extra Euros if you want some in the comfort of your room. Since I am a lecher and love surfing butt naked I choose the later option …

orangeguru (02-13 21:44) | 2 Comments | Permalink



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