Sniper Assistant First Grade actually isn’t such a great job - not as exciting as the recruitment officer made it sound like …
Stumble it!
Click image for more alpine smacking power …
Actually the whole of Bavaria is a secret fetish nation. We are deeply into leather and pain - as the document above perfectly demonstrate.
Music, dance, Lederhosen and a good "Watschn" is all we need to enjoy ourselves …
*Thanks to Edosan for that historical image*
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Several years ago a cargo ship lost thousands or rubber ducks in the ocean. Fifteen years they arrived at the English Coast.
But the ducklings long journey actually helped scientists to track the currents of the oceans.
Maybe I start a science project like this myself - the next time my rubber duck and I go for a swim …
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Those Swedes - liberated, sensual and always ready for some sexual gratification for any achievement! And they don’t care when and where it happens …
For bloody catholic Spain of course!
Fernando Torres has almost reached sainthood in his country. Lets see how far he’ll get the Spaniards in this EM. So far all my bets are on Oranje - but the Spanish play very well!
*This post is dedicated to my favorite Chica Zoee*
I think before watching any fundamental (Christian) preacher or politician one should always watch this very video.
Many people always say they know what God or Jesus wants from them or us. But what God wanted in the old testament is pretty different from what Jesus and his Daddy later propagated in the new one.
So maybe now 2000 years later there might be some new additions as well?
This is the real thing! From the product description:
Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking.
So when you hear music in your ass Spongebob is ready to tell you your temperature. Isn’t merchandise a wonderful thing!
Pat Robertson would have loved this - Spongebob is for the Gays.
Ah, finally you can piss on the world you have conquered. I wonder of that was designed by a male architect with a dickish attitude or someone who wanted to see if his employees can keep up the pressure, once they raise above a certain position?
In response to a recent male-to-male-discussion: yes there is!
Crystle Stewart ain’t your usual bimbo: she has a university degree, runs her own business and isn’t blonde.
But still the whole contest is fixated on finding the most beautiful and fertile cow in the country - bikini contest and all.
“And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” Friedrich Nietzsche
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Do you want to offer your wife some excitement for the weekend? Surprise her with a Golfing trip on a New York Skyscraper. She will crazy with excitement …
Grumpy, but at least competent and he cares for every life passionately. And you wouldn’t feel bad having a doctor watching you having a wank … he understands …
I think feminism ruins everything - at least for male super heroes.
Just wondering if they also do deep throat?
I knew that the Empire was going down the drain.
This year the Easter Bunny was especially hard at work and put all your eggs into a shark invested reef!
Happy Easter to all my friends and readers out there …
I think it’s unfair to have only one girlfriend altogether. It should be one for each species.
Welcome to my life … and 2oo8 will be a great year! 
There is a very special sound when your girlfriend farts on your tummy while riding you down. This sound makes males happier than anything else - as you can see on this image.
It’s either your favorite heavy breather or your sick mother is crying out for help …
Lick on that Holy Spirit! Nothing is sacred these days, but it least this tasteless stuff is pretty yummy. This dead man is easy to swallow … another Jesus please!
But is this chocolate Jesus any different what Catholics do during their service: they eat his Body and drink his Blood.
I always said humanity should be exterminated to save the planet!
I still prefer my Easter Bunny in it’s original shape & material - like Jesus intended: in chocolate!
It’s about time that fairies join the equal rights movement. Most male fairy creatures are rather means and grumpy (Leprechaun, Rumpelstilzchen, etc.).
Why are all these good jobs mostly reserved for yummy and charming woman?
We old farts also want to appear in children’s bedrooms in a cloud of pink fairy dust - and wipe the tears of little faces.
But I am pretty sure someone will sue male fairies for sexual harassment as soon as the first wish was granted!
*Thanks Judefa for that lovely picture*
Our kids will looks great in technicolor!
I think the Wooferang was actually made for people like me - who have NO dog, but want the illusion of playing ‘fetch’ with their furry friend.
I always said Figure Skating needs more wrestling moves to make it appealing for guys.