This time Fred decided to take consumer protection into his own hands …
Click image for Madness …
My world famous Lady friend and I share the same admiration for “Hello Kitty”. Too bad nobody wants to see me in my Kitsch-Dress …
Just go and watch the Battle For Milkquarious. If you are not killed by laughter, the sheer brilliance of it’s cheesiness will end your life or your sanity.
Enjoy!
Some jokes are simply too obvious, but still worth posting because they will attract all the wrong people to my blog …
It would be great to have spiritual gurus guiding us to the afterlife. Too bad none of them have been there themselves … so they are all fake!
Bob and Judy tried to speedup the development of their prodigy child Jimmy, but they were slow to understand that genetics are hard to accelerate in that manner.
Most youngster wouldn’t believe how complicated and terrible the first answering machines were. It was especially hard to get back your phone once they answered the call first …
“Nazi Porn” is one of the search keywords that bring quite some hits from Google. So I felt obliged to offer all those “poor souls” looking for NAZI PORN a posting that actually offers some …
Are you getting excited?
I can actually recommend the video “Caligula reincarnated as Hitler”! Great camera works, excellent soundtrack and the acting … just magnificent …
Look she is a Medic, a Nazi and a Slut in one package!
You should be pretty excited by now?!
Here some hot SS-Studs … that should help?
Honestly, who are these people looking for Nazi porn on my bloody blog anyway?
Love that T-Shirt, it’s such a nice play on Hello Kitty and male primal instincts. Thanks to Edosan for sending this one …
Why have we invented Spring Cleaning – I keep my place in the same messy condition all year!
Building bridges and education have to go a long way to make a difference in Africa.
A proper Roman divorce is hard work and a bit one-sided as well …
If you can’t shave you don’t deserve a "manly" beard.
I am sure the CNN editor thought this is a hilarious question for a poll, but it’s rather obvious and lame.
I love Top Gear – although I hate cars and never owned one in my miserable life.
Here Jeremy demonstrates the real use for cars anyway – as targets for utter destruction with various "toys".
Enjoy!
I have somewhat different memories of Star Wars IV, but I am getting old.
Good thing that modern consumerism provides excellent products to fake a healthy sexual life and being desired.
Ah, finally I get it what kids are made for …
I’ll order one for my camera asap from Amazon.
Sometimes street art combines common knowledge and emotional moments into one great package.
Once machines have eradicated all human life – will they create their own myths about their creation?
Hint: always check with a native speaker before you print huge posters with slogans that you translated with some Internet tool …
I would prefer if these people would simply stay at home and listen to their favorite tune on their computers or stereo system.
It’s understandable that the human psyche needs entertainment and relief from stress and the unfairness of life.
But could you kindly relief yourselves in a more aesthetically pleasing way?
We are an ugly and most of all a wasteful species.
Ever seen Dolphins or Ants smashing up their habitat and playing air guitar all night?
They seem to have either a good sense of humor or doing some excellent comedy shows in the deep sea?
Contrary to all zoological rumors: there is no such thing as a bat-elephant. But there is such a thing called "desperate marketing for crappy tv-shows".
The good old days of war, when we didn’t have smart bombs – but we were able to bomb our enemies back to the stone age by any conventional means necessary!
Technology needs not to be orderly or well organized. It just needs to work somehow.
Sniper Assistant First Grade actually isn’t such a great job – not as exciting as the recruitment officer made it sound like …
Click image for more alpine smacking power …
Actually the whole of Bavaria is a secret fetish nation. We are deeply into leather and pain – as the document above perfectly demonstrate.
Music, dance, Lederhosen and a good "Watschn" is all we need to enjoy ourselves …
*Thanks to Edosan for that historical image*
Several years ago a cargo ship lost thousands or rubber ducks in the ocean. Fifteen years they arrived at the English Coast.
But the ducklings long journey actually helped scientists to track the currents of the oceans.
Maybe I start a science project like this myself – the next time my rubber duck and I go for a swim …
Click image to get closer.
Those Swedes – liberated, sensual and always ready for some sexual gratification for any achievement! And they don’t care when and where it happens …
For bloody catholic Spain of course!
Fernando Torres has almost reached sainthood in his country. Lets see how far he’ll get the Spaniards in this EM. So far all my bets are on Oranje – but the Spanish play very well!
*This post is dedicated to my favorite Chica Zoee*
I think before watching any fundamental (Christian) preacher or politician one should always watch this very video.
Many people always say they know what God or Jesus wants from them or us. But what God wanted in the old testament is pretty different from what Jesus and his Daddy later propagated in the new one.
So maybe now 2000 years later there might be some new additions as well?
This is the real thing! From the product description:
Plays "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme" at the end of temperature taking.
So when you hear music in your ass Spongebob is ready to tell you your temperature. Isn’t merchandise a wonderful thing!
Pat Robertson would have loved this – Spongebob is for the Gays.
Ah, finally you can piss on the world you have conquered. I wonder of that was designed by a male architect with a dickish attitude or someone who wanted to see if his employees can keep up the pressure, once they raise above a certain position?
