It’s either your favorite heavy breather or your sick mother is crying out for help …
It’s either your favorite heavy breather or your sick mother is crying out for help …
Lick on that Holy Spirit! Nothing is sacred these days, but it least this tasteless stuff is pretty yummy. This dead man is easy to swallow … another Jesus please!
But is this chocolate Jesus any different what Catholics do during their service: they eat his Body and drink his Blood.
I still prefer my Easter Bunny in it’s original shape & material - like Jesus intended: in chocolate!
It’s about time that fairies join the equal rights movement. Most male fairy creatures are rather means and grumpy (Leprechaun, Rumpelstilzchen, etc.).
Why are all these good jobs mostly reserved for yummy and charming woman?
We old farts also want to appear in children’s bedrooms in a cloud of pink fairy dust - and wipe the tears of little faces.
But I am pretty sure someone will sue male fairies for sexual harassment as soon as the first wish was granted!
*Thanks Judefa for that lovely picture*
I think the Wooferang was actually made for people like me - who have NO dog, but want the illusion of playing ‘fetch’ with their furry friend.
I always said Figure Skating needs more wrestling moves to make it appealing for guys.
Just because you are the only white male around doesn’t mean you automatically become the King of everyone and get the girl.
Shitsenders does exactly what the name says. They collect some nice poo, package it and send it to a friend of yours. You can choose between a variety of dung (cow, elephant or gorilla) - depending on your level of friendship and depth of message you want to send.
The price? About 20 to 30 US Dollars. The effect on the receiving end? Priceless …
*I will not mention your name - but thanks for sending in that shit*
Since good old Ratzinger is still with us I expect another year of human chaos and madness - the Rapture is still NOT upon us.
Enjoy your sinful life’s!
If sex doesn’t do it for you anymore - you can simply go for good old fashioned madness or weird outfits.
Hot summer nights on xmas eve, hanging out with sharks and kangaroos on the beach, even more exotic animals in the outback, no snow and no freezing your ass off, a new socialist government … some people have all the luck!
Damn you Australia!
There is only a certain amount of Kitsch and cuteness I can take in such miserable times as winter. Although I wouldn’t mind celebrating Holy Kittiness for the next 2000 years …
In 1953 one enlightened being landed in a lonely backward in Milwaukee. He was easily captured, washed and put the bed in the following three hours. His insights were never made public.
The Christmas tree is labeled as a German invention. But who would have thought that Arab countries and the Chinese go mad for them? German consumers are currently facing a serious price hike, because ‘their’ trees are getting shipped or even flown out to "those foreigners".
So global consumerist culture trumps so called Christian traditions? Frohe Weihnachten …
Every bathroom Elvis needs one! Don’t forget to squeeze it hard, when your singing gets too emotional … let’s foam and groan!
Why isn’t there a Saint for Chocolate? I think the Holy Mother Church would win back many modern people by providing relevant Saints for Shoppers and Lifestyle choices: Saint Fitness, Saint Porn, Saint Walmart, Saint Windows, Saint Latte …
Plus every business has to print the Saint on the related product - complete with URL and PayPal account for donation.
Today we celebrate Santa Claus in Germany. Are your ready for some Xmas trash and share the happy feelings?
Yes?!
Then download this movie here. Either you’ll laugh a lot or you’ll cry all night …
Can product mascots be spiritual? Can companies really sell themselves on a religious / spiritual agenda and company philosophy? Or should all commercial services and products be ‘clean’ and neutral?
Companies can certainly act in a nice and responsible as well as ‘moral’ way with their customers and the environment. But when it comes to my enlightenment - it’s only my business and nobody else’s …
Robots won’t violently takeover the world. We will be so fat and lazy in the future, that we’ll need them to run our affairs for us. Slavery is too tempting for humanity to ignore.
After all these years I still have this gay Las Vegas after taste in my mouth …
