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Unwrapping yummy gifts!

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I think we should give each other nice surprises on a more regular basis. Fulfill someone’s heart desire with some hot gifts and you shall be friends forever!

orangeguru (12-25 4:41) | 2 Comments | Permalink
Getting stuffed for Jesus

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Just wondering if all that extra fat should have be shared with the less fortunate? Maybe christmas should be turned into a time of fasting and giving away all you can afford to others. Three days of less food, of no TV, no playstation, no entertainment then maybe we get some more spiritual enlightenment into society …

orangeguru (12-25 4:35) | 2 Comments | Permalink
The Chinaman who stole the Christmas tree …

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The Christmas tree is labeled as a German invention. But who would have thought that Arab countries and the Chinese go mad for them? German consumers are currently facing a serious price hike, because ‘their’ trees are getting shipped or even flown out to "those foreigners".

So global consumerist culture trumps so called Christian traditions? Frohe Weihnachten …

orangeguru (12-10 21:14) | No Comments | Permalink
St. Nikolaus & Krampus vs little Orangeguru

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It is an old tradition here in Germany that someone dresses up as St. Nikolaus and his scary companion Krampus bring gifts to the kids.

This is actually a pretty scary thing - I have seen grown woman and man weep and sacred to death when facing (a student dressed up as) St. Nikolaus.

I also still remember that evening as well. All the other kids ran away and were nowhere to be seen while I had to hold St. Nikolaus staff and  listen to what he had to say about my ‘performance’ since his last checkin.

When he left and the other kids appeared again they got some presents too - which I thought was pretty unfair since I alone had faced the red giant …

orangeguru (12-06 13:25) | 5 Comments | Permalink
Santa Claus conquers the Martians

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Today we celebrate Santa Claus in Germany. Are your ready for some Xmas trash and share the happy feelings?

Yes?!

Then download this movie here. Either you’ll laugh a lot or you’ll cry all night …

orangeguru (12-06 12:58) | No Comments | Permalink



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